Apologies and Retractions

Elyse gave me a proper metaphorical ass kicking by pointing out that my previous answer to the “unusual turn-on's thing” was L.A.M.E. So I posted this comment and then decided I should add it to the front too. So that people know how sorry I am for pretending NOT to be the big freak that I am.

-I apparently also love poor guys. The only rich guy I ever dated was a HUGE jerk and he STILL made me pay for everything cos he'd already spent all his allowence on weed. So that's probably why everyone since then has been equally as, if not poorer than myself. I seem to have carried this fetish over into who I select for my friends as well. Damn. No sports cars for MY birthday.
-I love guys who wear old spice deoderant. Yummy.
-I apparently had a proclivity to date men with receding hairlines. Probably 90% of past boyfriends had one, including one guy who was just straight up prematurely BALD.
-Glasses are also very very sexy. I seem to be copying your answers. Sorry! I didn't study for this quiz!
-Men who wear makeup, particularly eyeliner, are VERY VERY sexy. Unfortunately, like most things, there are some people go overboard and make this NOT sexy. Here are some examples.
But every once in a while, there will be a guy who you didn't find cute and then they whip out the eyeliner, and holy miss moley, I'm smitten like a kitten
-A guy in a dress is always great. Particularly if they're skinny and hairy to begin with. This might have something to do with my latent bi-sexuality.
-Which reminds me, hairy is also good. The more spiratic the patches the better. Just as long as it's not on their shoulders. And it has to be good and dark. That might explain my obsession with hobbits.
-I guess these things also explain why I find the above comedians so damn hot. They all fall into one of these categories. Though I have yet to find a guy besides my dad to wear Old Spice. I wonder if I can get Dom to start wearing it so I don't feel so creepy.


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