pontifical eyelash

Another one from Ahe’s myspace situation. Thanks, Ahe.

1. Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. I’m not even sure if he’s still alive. He had mental problems.

2. What should you be doing right now?
Working.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
The following albums in constant rotation: “Dirty Dancing Soundtrack”, “Footloose Soundtrack”, Cyndi Lauper “She’s So Unusual”, “Thriller”, Lionel Richie “Dancing on the Ceiling”, and the “Beverly Hills Cop Soundtrack”.

4. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Heh. Swallow.

5. Beer or Liquor?
Both.

6. Are you against same sex marriage?
No.

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
I had a date with the television set.

8. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
They kissed me.

9. Quote an Nsync song lyric?
Ain’t no lie/Baby, bye bye bye

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
New by some standards. Old by mine.

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
A table and some chairs.

12. Do you like your parents?
Sometimes.

13. BLANK
Um…ok.

14. What state/country are you from?
Virginia, USA (the RVA)

15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
I can't. It was about a client. Besides, it's not that interesting.

16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Counting down the days to SXSW.

17. What is your favorite smell?
Camp fire smell.

And 18 is in survey heaven…
That’s too bad.

19. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
1:12pm, 43 F

20. What are you doing tomorrow?
Bobcats at the Comet!

21. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Yeah. It worked for a while.

22. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
Yes. Right around puberty. It was socially mortifying and I’ve yet to recover.

23. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone's house?
No.

24. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yes. Dude. Who hasn’t?

25. Have you ever gone camping?
Yes, but not recently.

26. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's or sister's friend?
No. Most of my brother’s friends are either mentally challenged or Christian.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes. But I didn’t participate.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No. Sandy vag is not appealing to me.

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Sort of.

31. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
No. And the older I get, the less likely it is to happen. Unless it’s somewhere REALLY dark.

33. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes.

34. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober?
Yes. I don’t recommend it.

35. Have you ever cheated?
Once. On a chemistry test.

36. Have you ever met one of your myspace friends?
I’ve met most of them. I’m not one of those whooooers.

37. Have you ever felt betrayed by your “best friend”?
Not my current best friend.

38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Oh yes. I would STILL be grounded if I hadn’t.

39. Have you ever been out of the US?
Yes.

40. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yes. But it wasn’t anything like the fantasy.

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