Give me a shot out

I'm going to be pretty busy at work this week, so I'm going to attempt a quickie (I know. Shocking.), weekend recap from home. Followed by a stupid little meme.

QUICKIE WEEKEND RECAP

FRIDAY
Meep, Borg and I grabbed some delicious Asian-Fusion Bistro food at a new place called Azura. It was yummy. We ate too much and then met loads of people at the Comet for the Bobcats show. The first band, The Degrees, was too loud and caused most of our party to leave. Borg, Meep, Dom and I retreated upstairs (yes, there's an upstairs) to play pinball and video trivia and try to keep our ears from bleeding. Sherwood stayed downstairs with the remaining ex T-Towners who have less sensitive ears. The Bobcats finally came on and rocked the joint. We weren't too cool to boogie. They are going to be huge.

SATURDAY
Spent the day doing very little and getting frustrated with myself as a result. I did manage to dye my hair blue, but I might go back to purple soon, as I feel the blue brings out the blue (which I never knew existed) in my icy cold Irish complexion.

Eventually, Sherwood, Borg, Meep and I made our way to Brugos' house for a karaoke birthday party in honor of his roommate, Brad. Brad, as the shirt says, puts the Rad in Brad. He also puts the ad in rad. But that's beside the point. There were many a legendary karaoke performance. Everyone seemed to be in top form. I love these karaoke parties because I get to experiment with songs that I'm not as sure of, without having to worry if I fuck up or not. Of course, everything was hazy for me by the night's end.

HIGHLIGHT: Got to hang out with the illustrious !

SUNDAY
I took care of a lot of chore-type things and absolutely did NOT watch Slackers for the second time that weekend on Comedy Central because I don't find the juvenile humor in any way hilarious and endearing.
In the evening, the Troika watched Sundown and Meep and I played with the paint-by-numbers kit I got for Christmas from Erin.

MONDAY
I got my hair cut (I guess this weekend was all about my hair), and then Meep and I bought things we don't need before meeting Ahe to see Hostel. It wasn't bad. There were some pretty cool gory moments. Meep noted that Eli Roth is best when there's little dialog. Luckily, the second half of the movie is basically Jay Hernandez running around trying not to get mutilated. There were basically only two things that Meep and I found shocking the movie.
1) It was shockingly LOUD. Seriously, psychotic wealthy international businessmen. Can't you put your chainsaws on “quiet”? No? Ok. Just thought I'd ask.
2) It was shockingly unsettling that the other lead guy in the movie, who we all agreed was cute, turned out to be this guy from Dumb and Dumberer. Talk about a stiffy killer.

After the movie, Meep and I returned to my house to gorge ourselves on salad and watch the Golden Globes. Hooray for Sandra Oh for being kinda adorable about how genuinely giddy and grateful she was about winning. Hooray also for Hugh Laurie for being British and therefore understatedly hilarious.

And now for the promised stupid meme posted verbatim from myspace:

Body: sex ratings
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you…

Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun, below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed.

AFTER your done… put your name at the bottom (a.k.a. comments)along w/your score

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

The Baxter's score is all of 6! Somehow, I think most of my readers will be about the same, if not lower.

NEXT TWO WEEKENDS:PARK CITY SHENANIGANS. So I won't be doing any long updates for a while. But I will hopefully have many a tale when I get back.

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