I've discovered that the greatest thing about myspace is the abundance of fresh new memes! Some people have pictures of strange naked girls who pretend to be your friend. I have these.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5’3”
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Sort of. It was opium. And it was pretty nice.
3. Do you own a gun?
Not a real one. Down with the NRA.
4. Have you ever been to rehab?
Nope.
5. Would you ever “do” someone in their parents’ bed?
I have in the past. But I probably wouldn’t now.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Veggie dogs are really really yummy. As for regular hot dogs: eat at your own risk.
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
“Lonely Jew On Christmas”
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water and tea. Tea made from water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Not very well.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No. But I want to before I die.
11. Are you vegan?
No.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Who doesn’t?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Tits. Not really a secret.
14. Do you own a knife?
Many.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
You bet.
16.Date Of Birth?
9/8/78
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I can not WAIT to go on vacation.
2. 3 hours to go in this work day.
3. I ate too much at lunch.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Happy Hour dinner yesterday.
2. A few groceries.
3. Chai
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. Tea
3. Wine
4. Milk
5. Cook’s
20. What time did you wake up today?
7:00
21. Current hair?
Blue streaks. The rest brown and black with a few gray hairs sneaking in all the time. Still trying to grow at that black.
22. Current worry?
How much longer do I have to be at this job?
23. Current hate?
The terrifying decline in personal privacy.
24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere with my friends.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Work.
26. Where would you like to go?
Many places. But I’d really like to get to New Orleans, Vegas and New York in the near-ish future.
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Full set of men’s jammies if it’s cold. If not, just men’s pajama bottoms and a tank top.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
I HOPE I’ll still be in Seattle, but I’ll be doing something I love for a living. If I’m not doing something I love by then, I’d better have a damned good reason. (i.e. I’d better be in a coma).
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn or just stay very very pale. I think my skin actually reflects light.
30. Last thing you ate?
Margherita Pizza.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Hell yes!
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Tuesday night.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever is in my head. It’s usually an 80’s song.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Incredible Hulk.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Receipts. Cell Phone. Keys.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Bitching about everybody at work with my buddy from PTLD.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Strawberry Shortcake sheets were the only sheets I had when I was a child. When I got older, I got purple ones.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
After my knee surgeries I was on crutches but I wouldn’t call them “injuries” because they were effed from birth. So I guess it was my broken arm received whilst roller skating.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
BenDur.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Faye.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
If they do, they haven’t told me.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Nope. But I occasionally wish on 11:11. I don’t think it’s going to DO anything, I just think it’s kinda neat.
45. What is your favourite book?
It’s a tie between Catcher in the Rye, Perv: A Love Story, and Life Without God.
46. What is your favourite candy?
Something I haven’t been able to eat for years: Skittles. Stupid gelatin.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
If I were to do such a thing, it would be “Slide Away” by Oasis.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
The Electric Six or any other music that would get people up and dancing. I want a proper, happy Irish wake.
49. What were you doing 12AM this morning?
Trying to fall asleep.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don’t mind it. I’m still trying to find the perfect shop at which to get a new one.
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