TWO MEMES Pilfered from MYSPACE.
A BRIEF SCIENTIFIC SURVEY ON KISSING.
Age of first kiss:
First peer sanctioned kiss (i.e. Spin the Bottle) = 12
First voluntary kiss = 13
Number of people you've kissed:
I don’t know. Probably at least twice the amount of people I have slept with.
French kissing is:
What people do.
The worst kind of kiss is:
Slobbery and unskilled.
The best kisser you know:
I haven’t kissed everyone I know.
The worst kisser you know:
Toothy McBadtiming in a pub in London.
The celebrity you'd like to kiss:
Cillian Murphy. A.k.a. pillow lips.
Friend you would like to kiss:
I am SO not answering this.
Favorite movie kiss:
Trey parker and Matt Stone in Baseketball.
Do you kiss on the first date?
If I like the person, I see no reason not too.
Eyes open or closed?
Both.
Average number of kisses you get a day:
1-3.
Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
No.
The last person you kissed:
Domingo.
Best placed to be kissed:
Neck.
Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.
What about the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you consider kissing cheating?
It depends in the intention.
The longest you've gone without a kiss:
I don’t know. 6 months?
The kiss you regret most is:
This one dude in high school. We were friends and he got SOOOO mad at me for not wanting to be his girlfriend after that he never spoke to me again.
Kissing in public is:
Ok in moderation and MPAA rating.
Tongue rings are:
Annoying.
Two girls kissing is:
Great!
Guys kissing is:
The best way for two men to show their respect for one another. With me watching.
23 RANDOM QUESTIONS
Delete one question you don’t want to answer and add your own random question to the end of this chain (but don’t answer it) and paste in your blog (or in the comments section) for super happy fun times.
Do you like the smell of gas?
Yeah.
What piece of clothing could you not live without?
Black cardie.
What is the scariest book you ever read?
Pet Cemetary.
Superman or Batman?
Batman. Superman is a pussy.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Left arm.
Rivers Cuomo, Colin Meloy or Ben Gibbard: Do, Dump or Marry?
Apparently, I already AM doing Ben Gibbard (since many people seem to think Dom looks like him). I would have said marry Rivers in the Pinkerton days but now he has been replaced by a whiny ho. I am indifferent about Colin Meloy (who I think looks kinda like Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent) so I’ll say dump, do and marry based on looks. In terms of personality, I would say dump, marry and do.
What's the closest you have ever come to dying?
They had a hard time waking me up after one of my knee surgeries.
What is the last song you had stuck in your head?
Right now I have “I Don’t Want to Live Without You” by Foreigner in my head.
What was the last dvd you watched?
Faye was kind enough to show me some Home Movies episodes last night.
Where do you want to run away to?
San Diego Comic Con.
Do you collect anything?
Media.
If you could have one season year round, what would it be and why?
Summer. More fun things happen and people are generally in a better mood.
Ever won something from the claw machine in arcades?
No. But a boyfriend won me a shark in a tuxedo.
Do you have a beach house?
No.
Ever fired a gun? Did you like it?
No. But I kind of want to. Even though I’m anti-gun.
Are you a myspace whore?
No.
What voice part are you?
½ Alto.
What color are the sheets on your bed?
Beige.
Which Friend are you?
The one that doesn’t hang out with those guys.
Have you ever had a hamster?
No. But I had two gay gerbils named Smithers and Burns!
What rhymes with cellophane that is longer than 4 letters?
Champagne.
Darling, dear, what have you done? Your clothes are torn, your make-up runs…
I got really drunk on too much Cook’s and fell into a bathtub.
What is your favorite lame joke?
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