Short(er than yesterday.You love it!)

So I'm going to start hunting for more interesting (or at least juicier) meme's. Cos these are starting to get pretty lame. Sorry, dudes.

01. What time do you get up?
7am weekdays. 10am weekends if allowed. Don't remind me.

02. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be?
Crispin Hellion Glover. Fish tacos.

03. Gold or silver?

04. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
I, Poopbot

05. Favorite TV show(s)?
Currently on TV: Nip/Tuck even though it's pretty much just softcore porn these days. Shows past: Buffyverse, The Young Ones (arguably the greatest sitcom of all time), South Park, The State, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, 21 Jump Street…this question is hard for me. I like TV waaaaaaaay too much.

06. What did you have for breakfast?
A bagel. Why do you ask?

07. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
My mother.

08. What is your middle name?
Kealoha. (Pronounced kay-ah-low-ha).

09. Beach, City or Country?
Well, I like all of them. But I prefer to live in the city.

10. Favorite Ice cream?
Brownie fudge

11. Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
Salt salt salt.

12. What kind of car do you drive?

14. What characteristic do you despise?
Total disregard for the feelings of other people. (See co-worker).

15. Favorite flower?
Orange poppies! And I swear it's not because of opium.

16. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
London. Or NYC.

17. What color is your bathroom?
Bathroom colored.

18. Favorite brand of clothing?
Whatever that one is at Target.

19. Where would you retire to?

20. Favorite day of the week?
Any day I don't have to work. Duh.

21. What did you do for last birthday?
Party with Dom and all my special friends at the Ron-dez-voos.

22. Where were you born?
I hate these repeat questions. Dallas, TX, OK!

23. Favorite sport to watch?
British Parliament.

26. What fabric detergent do you use?
The on-sale kind.

27. Coke or Pepsi?
Safeway Select Cola.

28. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

29. What is your shoe size?
7 1/2 – 8 depending on the shoe. Does that mean I have a big penis?

30. Do you have any pets?
Rats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noel and Liam the little punks!


Bumbershoot! (Mostly sucks, but at least there's comedy!)

So the Bumbershoot Schedule is now online . Once again the music is pathetic (apart from the Pixies, of course) but the comedy stage is OUTSTANDING! So undoubtedly, Faye and I will be comedy groupies for the 3rd year in a row. Fred Armisen! (best known for being the funniest guy no one knows on Saturday Night Live) Chris Hardwick! (sadly best known as the host of MTV's Singled Out) And of course, our personal favorite: Zach Galifianakis! (Best known as the guy who's totally slumming on TV's Tru Calling). Maybe we can meet Zach again, or ask Chris Hardwick to be in our zombie movie (or at least tell him we loved his work in House of 1000 Corpses). Hooray for comedy!

Meme coming soon.

Denial Climactic Asocial

So I just slammed my thumb in a drawer. How delightful.

Don't have much to say this morning which is probably for the best because I have to make a bunch of brochures before 3:00. This is a job which is needlessly time consuming (I say needlessly because we COULD just bring these things to kinkos and get them copied and bound), but no, I have to print them off one by one, collate them because there's some weird glich that won't allow the printer to do it manually, hole punch each page, and bind them myself. The whole process takes about 3 hours for me to make 10 books because the phone keeps ringing and people keep giving me other jobs that need to be done NOW! This is why I had previously delegated this task to the intern. But since the bitch quit with NO notice whatsoever, I am back to doing them myself. I am not pleased.

Anyway, after I finish this crap and go get my bangs trimmed I will be back with a lovely little meme you all adore so much.

My thumb is now swollen and purple. Hooray!