The ones I actually agree with are in bold. The rest paint a clear picture as to why I moved away from there. Comments in italics.
You Know You're a Southerner When… |
You have drunk tea/water/any beverage out of a mason jar. What do you mean it's unusual to pray at football/baseball/basketball games? Biscuits go great with ANY meal! You know the difference between sweet tea and tea with sugar mixed in it. You know that Methodists are just Baptists that can read. Methodists can read? Forget roasted peanuts, you like your's boiled. You know there's more than one way to have your okra. The War between the States was about State's Rights, of course! And the Gulf war was about oil. And the current war is about “tur-ists” Wally World is what you call Wal Mart. You've been to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party at least once. Wasn't of drinking age when I lived there. But I knew about them. Florida's just different. It's worse, but not that different If you're a guy, you've worn shorts with boots. You love going to the State Fair, and the Rattlesnake Roundup, and the Chicken Pie Festival, and Mossy Creek, and Buckarama, and……. etc etc etc. You call people of all ages sir or ma'am. I had to when I lived there. It's rude not to. But I only call older folks that now. If you're a girl, you've been pet-named either sugar britches, darlin', or butter bean. Only by waitresses Sure you know Bubba, he lives two houses down in that nice triple wide with the above ground pool behind it. Here's a tough decision: Sweet Potato Pie or Peach Cobbler?? Jeff Davis and Bobby Lee are national heroes!! You haven't ever seen snow, but you sure would like to! You say/have said any of the following, “I reckon”, “Mash that button”, “I about fell out”, or “Hey ya'll! Watch this!” {{{Shiver}}} You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from the South. |
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