The weekend recap isn't done yet cos I'm working on moooooovie stuff. In the meantime, it's memetime.

1. My Dad Once: solved crimes. Seriously. He was a detective in the Air Force.

2. Never in my life: have I enjoyed a Julia Roberts movie.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Meep.

4. High School was: way different for me than it was for everyone else I currently know.

6. My first real love was: Optimus Prime.

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: God, who of my friends would I torture to be bridesmaids? Meep would obviously be Maid of Honor. How many do I get? And I would probably have to put Sherwood there somewhere too, just so I could make him wear a purple frilly thing.

8. I get nervous when: I know I'm supposed to be pitching myself to important people.

9. When I was 5: I saw my first horror movie, Poltergeist.

10. Last Christmas I: actually enjoyed myself because I was not with my immediate family or convalescing.

11. When I turn my head left: I see what’s to the left of me.

12. When I turn my head right: it cracks.

13. The craziest Family Event was: the last Christmas I spent with my mom’s side in Fairfield, CT. Several people got drunk (myself included), fought (I hid in the basement) and cried and my Grandmother said that Cubans are taking our jobs. This from a woman who’s parents immigrated in 1901 and who has never worked a day in her life.

14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: the nemesis of the main characters.

15. By this time next year: I’ll be in pre-production.

16. My favorite day is: Saturday.

17. I have a hard time understanding: why people can't stand on the right on escalators.

18. One time at: hippie camp, I got poison ivy on my neck from a boy I made out with.

19. You know I “like” you if: I try to pat your tummy.

20. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be: the people who gave me the award.

21. Take my advice: never lend money to a man with a sense of humor.

22. My ideal breakfast is: the full English, with veggie meats.

23. If you visit my hometown: you would think it was really pretty but very boring and backward.

24. If you spend the night at my house: Tobe would sleep on your chest.

25. I'd stop my wedding if: I woke up from the roofies and realized what was happening.

26. The world could do without: fur coats.

27. I'd rather have: a beer.

28. My favorite blonde is: Amanda.

29. Paper clips are more useful than: children.

30. If I do anything well, it is: making schedules in Excel.

32. The last time I laughed: was yesterday, hanging out with Meep. We laugh a lot.

33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: flightless birds?

34. I shouldn't be: so tired, after all the sleep I got last night.

35. Once, at a bar: Once? Yeah right.

36. Last night: Meep and I watched Blade: Trinity, which I think must have been written by a 12-year-old boy.

37. There's this girl I know who: is in this totally rad band.

38. A better name for me would be: Chesty LaRue.

39. When I go back to college I'll: hit on Freshmen.

40. Next time I go to church: God will smite me.

February 13, 2006
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This could be fun. For me, anyway. YOU GUYS fill in the blanks in the comments section to see how well you know me. No cheating by looking at old memes!

my name:

Where did we meet:

How long have you known me:

When is the last time that we saw each other:

Do I smoke:

Do I drink:

When is my birthday:

What was your first impression of upon meeting me:

Do I have any siblings:

What's one of my favorite things to do:

Am I funny:

What's my favorite type of music:

What is the best feature about me:

Am I shy or outgoing:

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

Do I have any special talents:

Would you consider me a friend/good friend:

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy,
snobby, or something else (what):

What is a memory we have once had:

Have you ever hugged me:

Do you want me:

Do you miss me…do you think i miss you:

What is my favorite food:

Have you ever had a crush on me:

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:

What's your favorite memory of me:

Who do I like right now:

What is my worst habit:

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?

Are we friends:

Will you repost this so I can do it for you?:

February 10, 2006
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1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in?
Only people who like sharp blasts of cold water would do otherwise.

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
No.

3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Only if I’m not in there alone.

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
See above.

5. Have you ever been forced to shower with your siblings?
No. My brother is 8 years older than me.

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No.

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yes. And shampoo bottles which are more painful.

8. How old do you really look?
I’ve gotten everything from 22-27.

9. How old do you act?
24?

10. What's the last song you sang?
Out Loud? “Fat Bottom Girls”.

11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
TPS per Dom.

12. What are your plans for the weekend?
A film premiere on Friday and a matinee of Final Destination 3, followed by a performance by the Tangents on Saturday!

13. Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Fast kisses are usually open, so as to avoid injury. Slow kisses are closed.

14. Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
All of my vomiting is unintentional.

15. Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Yes.

16. Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes. Funnily enough, it was during a time when I’d only ever slept with one guy. I was kissing a lot of people though.

17. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Does Solpadine count? I wasn’t really hiding the fact that I had 3 boxes of it. I was just planning on telling them, if they asked, that I got really sick while I was on vacation.

18. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?
Sometimes.

19. Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
Yes. Why? Is that a bad thing?

20. How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
I’m sure I have no idea. But I just finished writing my will which calls for a big happy wake, so I’m sure lots of people are gonna want to crash that one.

21. How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
I think that if anyone hated me that much, I would know about it.

22. Do you have more enemies or more friends?
I have many nemeses, but they don’t know that. I have a few people I never want to see again, but I wouldn’t call them my enemy, because they aren’t actively trying to hurt me or anyone I care about at this moment.

23. Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Nope. If I have the guts to write the letter, I will want to sign it.

24. Can you fix your own car?
Yes. Invisible cars are very easy to fix.

25. Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yes.

26. Are you smarter than your friends?
No. I don’t enjoy hanging out with people who can’t hold a conversation.

27. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope.

28. Have you been beaten up?
No.

29. Should you have?
No way. I’m a nice girl!

30. Do you like the taste of beer?
Unfortunately for my waist line.

31. Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Both.

32. Have you ever given to charity?
Yes.

33. Would you kill a dog for $1000?
It's one of the few things I wouldn't do for any price.

34. Do you sometimes get depressed?:

Of course.

35. Do you live with your parents?
Ohgodno.

February 7, 2006
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1. Spell your last name backward?

Retxab. A new drug for penile dysfunction.

2. Story behind your first name:

My parents almost named me Matilda (which would have been awesome), but changed their minds at the last minute and went with the then uncommon, Jessica. That year, Jessica was the #1 name chosen for a girl, resulting in years at school of being known as Jessica B. or Jessica #3.

3. When's your birthday:

September 8.

4. Where do you live?

Seattle, WA

~DESCRIBE YOUR:~

5. Wallet:

A dirty leopard print wallet from the Bon.

6. Eyes:

They’re blue.

7. Toothbrush:

A turquoise GUM brand I got free from the dentist.

8. Jewelry worn:

A Celtic knot ring that used to belong to Dom’s mother.

9. Cell Phone:

A 3+ year old Erickson with no frills and an Opus sticker on the back. Ring tone: Shpadoinkle Day!

10. Pillow cover right now:

Black.

11. Car:

Public Transportation!

12. Bedroom:

Actually clean for once, since I had to make sure there wasn’t anything Tobe could vengefully pee on while I was away.

13. Sunglasses:

Some cheap ones from the drug store. I never pay more than $15 for sunglasses or umbrellas because I will ALWAYS lose or break them.

14. Cologne/Perfume:

None.

15. CD in stereo right now:

I-pod shuffle.

16. What you are wearing now:

Red paisley skirt, black top and cardigan.

17. Wishing:

For some generous and adventurous investors.

18. Wanting:

To quit my job.

19. What are you doing After this:

Back to work.

20. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be:

Well, I don’t even believe in the death penalty, but I wish something very bad would happen to Lil’ D.

21. Person you wish you could see right now:

Dom and Faye.

22. Some of your favorite movies:

Back to the Future
Zoolander
Wet Hot American Summer
I shant go on.

23. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week:

Seeing a matinee of Final Destination 3 with Faye.

24.Something you just ate:

Haven't eaten yet. So hungry…

25. Something you are deathly afraid of:

After seeing “The Descent”, spelunking.

26. Do you like candles:

Sure.

27. Do you like incense:

Not really. It makes me sneeze and smells like hippies.

28. Do you like the taste of blood:

Not really, but I’m not above sucking a papercut.

29. Do you believe in love:

Yes.

30. Do you believe in love at first sight:

No.

31. Do you believe in Heaven:

No.

32. Do you believe in God:

Not any forms of God I’ve heard of so far.

33. Can you eat with chopsticks:

Yes, but apparently, my form is poor.

34. What's your favorite coin:

The ones that buy me stuff.

35. What are some of your favorite candies:

Sour Patch Kids, Mambos, Tootsie Rolls, Almond Joy, Cinnamon Bears.

36. What's something you wish you could understand better:

Human Nature.

37. Are you shy around your crush:

No.

38. Do you know what it feels like to be in love:

Yes.

39. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend?:

Everything can be replaced except friends and pets.

February 6, 2006
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And now back to the memes…

1. Initials:
JKBB. Yes, I have one of those extra long names.

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Besides Dom, I’ve got teen heartthrob of the mid-nineties, Jonathan Taylor Thomas!

3. Favorite fruit?
Pineapple.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
Completely for.

5. Are you allergic to anything?
Penicillin and sulfas.

6. Are you bisexual?
No.

7. Have you ever slept in someone else’s clothes?
Yep.

8. How many U.S states have you been to?
22 I think

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
6.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Yes.

.11. Name something physical you like about yourself?
Nice looking eyes, I guess.

12. Something non-physical?
I try to be considerate of other people whenever possible.

13. Do you have any pets?
Tobe the Special Needs Cat.

14. What is your dream car?
One that is the size of a moped, runs on vegetable oil and doesn’t cause traffic. That or a Delorian that travels through time.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
I have a few first-time travel destinations in mind.

16. Are you bipolar?
No.

17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
Unicorn.

18. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Somewhere quiet, comfortable and well-lit.

19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
No.

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes. I’ve had a few guys serenade me with acoustic Oasis songs. It’s a surefire way to my pants.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Sounds dangerous.

22. Do you like president Bush?
I neither like him nor like him like him.

23. Have you ever bungee jumped?
No thank you.

24. Have you ever white water rafted?
No. But my dad has, so I’d feel safe-ish trying it.

25.Has anyone 10 years(or older) ever hit on you?
10-year-olds didn’t even hit on me when I was 10. But old men have hit on me plenty. That’s what happens when you ride the bus.

26. Are you racist?
I don’t think so.

27. What song are you listening to right now?
Commercials on Indie 103.1

28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
I haven’t had a “favorite song” since middle school.

29. What was the last movie you watched?
“Tarnation”. It was creepy.

30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Work. I’m there right now!

31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
I haven’t, but a few people definitely would have deserved it.

32. Have you ever hit on someone of the opposite sex?
Yeeeees.

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Nerdability.

34. What's ur fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Why is this question abbreviated when none of the others were? I like little pot bellies on guys.

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Grande non-fat extra hot Chai.

36. Say something totally random about yourself.
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

37. Do you have an iPod?
Yes. Christmas was good to me.

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. When I was in high school and had short red hair, people said I looked like Claire Danes. After that I’ve gotten quite a few (inexplicable) Patricia Arquettes and one or two Thora Birch in Ghost Worlds.

39. Do you have freckles?
Only on my shoulders.

40. Are you comfortable w/ your height?
More or less.

41. Do you love someone right now?
Several people.

42. How tall are you?
5'3”

43. Do you speak any other language other than english?
I can order beer in Czech.

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes. From the beauty salon to my dad’s wedding with my future step-mom and step sister.

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes.

46. Do you watch MTV?
Occasionally.

48. What's something that really annoys you?
People who don’t stand on the right on escalators.

49. What are some things you really like?
Garlic bread, my friends, Tobe, DDR.

50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
I liked him before he was possessed by an alien entity that doesn’t know how to pass for human.

51.Do you like to surf?
I like to watch Point Break.

52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Yeah. You put the thingy in the thingy.

53.do you drive?
I know HOW but I try to avoid it. RIDE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!

54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
6:30am.

55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
For a split second a couple of times.

56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.

57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Of course. And you know what, eating cat vomit really IS like kissing a smoker.

58. Favorite state to live in?
Giddiness.

59. What color is your hair?
Naturally, it’s brown.

60. What color are your eyes?
Blue.

61. Do you have any special talents?
I can go limp and become impossible to move forcibly.

62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Milk.

63. Favorite city that you've been too or would like to go?
Seattle.

64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No. But Eliza Dushku makes it look so easy.

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The Galley Wench.

66. Who do you live with?
Dom, Tobe and Marilyn.

67. Last thing you watched on TV?
Beauty and the Geek. Yay! Josh hasn’t been kicked off yet!

68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses.

69. Are you happy at the moment?
Reasonably. But there need to be some changes.

Ah. 69 questions. How delightfully clever.

February 3, 2006
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I've discovered that the greatest thing about myspace is the abundance of fresh new memes! Some people have pictures of strange naked girls who pretend to be your friend. I have these.

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5’3”

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Sort of. It was opium. And it was pretty nice.

3. Do you own a gun?
Not a real one. Down with the NRA.

4. Have you ever been to rehab?
Nope.

5. Would you ever “do” someone in their parents’ bed?
I have in the past. But I probably wouldn’t now.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Veggie dogs are really really yummy. As for regular hot dogs: eat at your own risk.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
“Lonely Jew On Christmas”

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water and tea. Tea made from water.

9. Do you do push-ups?
Not very well.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No. But I want to before I die.

11. Are you vegan?
No.

12. Do you like painkillers?
Who doesn’t?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Tits. Not really a secret.

14. Do you own a knife?
Many.

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
You bet.

16.Date Of Birth?
9/8/78

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I can not WAIT to go on vacation.
2. 3 hours to go in this work day.
3. I ate too much at lunch.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1. Happy Hour dinner yesterday.
2. A few groceries.
3. Chai

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. Tea
3. Wine
4. Milk
5. Cook’s

20. What time did you wake up today?
7:00

21. Current hair?
Blue streaks. The rest brown and black with a few gray hairs sneaking in all the time. Still trying to grow at that black.

22. Current worry?
How much longer do I have to be at this job?

23. Current hate?
The terrifying decline in personal privacy.

24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere with my friends.

25. Least favorite place to be?
Work.

26. Where would you like to go?
Many places. But I’d really like to get to New Orleans, Vegas and New York in the near-ish future.

27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Full set of men’s jammies if it’s cold. If not, just men’s pajama bottoms and a tank top.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
I HOPE I’ll still be in Seattle, but I’ll be doing something I love for a living. If I’m not doing something I love by then, I’d better have a damned good reason. (i.e. I’d better be in a coma).

29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn or just stay very very pale. I think my skin actually reflects light.

30. Last thing you ate?
Margherita Pizza.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Hell yes!

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Tuesday night.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever is in my head. It’s usually an 80’s song.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Incredible Hulk.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Receipts. Cell Phone. Keys.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Bitching about everybody at work with my buddy from PTLD.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Strawberry Shortcake sheets were the only sheets I had when I was a child. When I got older, I got purple ones.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
After my knee surgeries I was on crutches but I wouldn’t call them “injuries” because they were effed from birth. So I guess it was my broken arm received whilst roller skating.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
BenDur.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Faye.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
If they do, they haven’t told me.

44. Do you wish on stars?
Nope. But I occasionally wish on 11:11. I don’t think it’s going to DO anything, I just think it’s kinda neat.

45. What is your favourite book?
It’s a tie between Catcher in the Rye, Perv: A Love Story, and Life Without God.

46. What is your favourite candy?
Something I haven’t been able to eat for years: Skittles. Stupid gelatin.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
If I were to do such a thing, it would be “Slide Away” by Oasis.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
The Electric Six or any other music that would get people up and dancing. I want a proper, happy Irish wake.

49. What were you doing 12AM this morning?
Trying to fall asleep.

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don’t mind it. I’m still trying to find the perfect shop at which to get a new one.

January 18, 2006
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Another one from Ahe’s myspace situation. Thanks, Ahe.

1. Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. I’m not even sure if he’s still alive. He had mental problems.

2. What should you be doing right now?
Working.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
The following albums in constant rotation: “Dirty Dancing Soundtrack”, “Footloose Soundtrack”, Cyndi Lauper “She’s So Unusual”, “Thriller”, Lionel Richie “Dancing on the Ceiling”, and the “Beverly Hills Cop Soundtrack”.

4. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Heh. Swallow.

5. Beer or Liquor?
Both.

6. Are you against same sex marriage?
No.

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
I had a date with the television set.

8. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
They kissed me.

9. Quote an Nsync song lyric?
Ain’t no lie/Baby, bye bye bye

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
New by some standards. Old by mine.

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
A table and some chairs.

12. Do you like your parents?
Sometimes.

13. BLANK
Um…ok.

14. What state/country are you from?
Virginia, USA (the RVA)

15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
I can't. It was about a client. Besides, it's not that interesting.

16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
Counting down the days to SXSW.

17. What is your favorite smell?
Camp fire smell.

And 18 is in survey heaven…
That’s too bad.

19. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
1:12pm, 43 F

20. What are you doing tomorrow?
Bobcats at the Comet!

21. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Yeah. It worked for a while.

22. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
Yes. Right around puberty. It was socially mortifying and I’ve yet to recover.

23. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone's house?
No.

24. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Yes. Dude. Who hasn’t?

25. Have you ever gone camping?
Yes, but not recently.

26. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's or sister's friend?
No. Most of my brother’s friends are either mentally challenged or Christian.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes. But I didn’t participate.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No. Sandy vag is not appealing to me.

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Sort of.

31. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
No. And the older I get, the less likely it is to happen. Unless it’s somewhere REALLY dark.

33. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes.

34. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober?
Yes. I don’t recommend it.

35. Have you ever cheated?
Once. On a chemistry test.

36. Have you ever met one of your myspace friends?
I’ve met most of them. I’m not one of those whooooers.

37. Have you ever felt betrayed by your “best friend”?
Not my current best friend.

38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Oh yes. I would STILL be grounded if I hadn’t.

39. Have you ever been out of the US?
Yes.

40. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yes. But it wasn’t anything like the fantasy.

January 13, 2006
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TWO MEMES Pilfered from MYSPACE.

A BRIEF SCIENTIFIC SURVEY ON KISSING.

Age of first kiss:
First peer sanctioned kiss (i.e. Spin the Bottle) = 12
First voluntary kiss = 13

Number of people you've kissed:
I don’t know. Probably at least twice the amount of people I have slept with.

French kissing is:
What people do.

The worst kind of kiss is:
Slobbery and unskilled.

The best kisser you know:
I haven’t kissed everyone I know.

The worst kisser you know:
Toothy McBadtiming in a pub in London.

The celebrity you'd like to kiss:
Cillian Murphy. A.k.a. pillow lips.

Friend you would like to kiss:
I am SO not answering this.

Favorite movie kiss:
Trey parker and Matt Stone in Baseketball.

Do you kiss on the first date?
If I like the person, I see no reason not too.

Eyes open or closed?
Both.

Average number of kisses you get a day:
1-3.

Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
No.

The last person you kissed:
Domingo.

Best placed to be kissed:
Neck.

Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

What about the opposite sex?
Yes.

Do you consider kissing cheating?
It depends in the intention.

The longest you've gone without a kiss:
I don’t know. 6 months?

The kiss you regret most is:
This one dude in high school. We were friends and he got SOOOO mad at me for not wanting to be his girlfriend after that he never spoke to me again.

Kissing in public is:
Ok in moderation and MPAA rating.

Tongue rings are:
Annoying.

Two girls kissing is:
Great!

Guys kissing is:
The best way for two men to show their respect for one another. With me watching.

23 RANDOM QUESTIONS

Delete one question you don’t want to answer and add your own random question to the end of this chain (but don’t answer it) and paste in your blog (or in the comments section) for super happy fun times.

Do you like the smell of gas?
Yeah.

What piece of clothing could you not live without?
Black cardie.

What is the scariest book you ever read?
Pet Cemetary.

Superman or Batman?
Batman. Superman is a pussy.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Left arm.

Rivers Cuomo, Colin Meloy or Ben Gibbard: Do, Dump or Marry?
Apparently, I already AM doing Ben Gibbard (since many people seem to think Dom looks like him). I would have said marry Rivers in the Pinkerton days but now he has been replaced by a whiny ho. I am indifferent about Colin Meloy (who I think looks kinda like Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent) so I’ll say dump, do and marry based on looks. In terms of personality, I would say dump, marry and do.

What's the closest you have ever come to dying?
They had a hard time waking me up after one of my knee surgeries.

What is the last song you had stuck in your head?
Right now I have “I Don’t Want to Live Without You” by Foreigner in my head.

What was the last dvd you watched?
Faye was kind enough to show me some Home Movies episodes last night.

Where do you want to run away to?
San Diego Comic Con.

Do you collect anything?
Media.

If you could have one season year round, what would it be and why?
Summer. More fun things happen and people are generally in a better mood.

Ever won something from the claw machine in arcades?
No. But a boyfriend won me a shark in a tuxedo.

Do you have a beach house?
No.

Ever fired a gun? Did you like it?
No. But I kind of want to. Even though I’m anti-gun.

Are you a myspace whore?
No.

What voice part are you?
½ Alto.

What color are the sheets on your bed?
Beige.

Which Friend are you?
The one that doesn’t hang out with those guys.

Have you ever had a hamster?
No. But I had two gay gerbils named Smithers and Burns!

What rhymes with cellophane that is longer than 4 letters?
Champagne.

Darling, dear, what have you done? Your clothes are torn, your make-up runs…
I got really drunk on too much Cook’s and fell into a bathtub.

What is your favorite lame joke?

January 10, 2006
Categories: Dear Diary, Meme Crazy . . Author: Baxter . Comments: Leave a comment