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The weekend recap isn't done yet cos I'm working on moooooovie stuff. In the meantime, it's memetime.

1. My Dad Once: solved crimes. Seriously. He was a detective in the Air Force.

2. Never in my life: have I enjoyed a Julia Roberts movie.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Meep.

4. High School was: way different for me than it was for everyone else I currently know.

6. My first real love was: Optimus Prime.

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: God, who of my friends would I torture to be bridesmaids? Meep would obviously be Maid of Honor. How many do I get? And I would probably have to put Sherwood there somewhere too, just so I could make him wear a purple frilly thing.

8. I get nervous when: I know I'm supposed to be pitching myself to important people.

9. When I was 5: I saw my first horror movie, Poltergeist.

10. Last Christmas I: actually enjoyed myself because I was not with my immediate family or convalescing.

11. When I turn my head left: I see what’s to the left of me.

12. When I turn my head right: it cracks.

13. The craziest Family Event was: the last Christmas I spent with my mom’s side in Fairfield, CT. Several people got drunk (myself included), fought (I hid in the basement) and cried and my Grandmother said that Cubans are taking our jobs. This from a woman who’s parents immigrated in 1901 and who has never worked a day in her life.

14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: the nemesis of the main characters.

15. By this time next year: I’ll be in pre-production.

16. My favorite day is: Saturday.

17. I have a hard time understanding: why people can't stand on the right on escalators.

18. One time at: hippie camp, I got poison ivy on my neck from a boy I made out with.

19. You know I “like” you if: I try to pat your tummy.

20. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be: the people who gave me the award.

21. Take my advice: never lend money to a man with a sense of humor.

22. My ideal breakfast is: the full English, with veggie meats.

23. If you visit my hometown: you would think it was really pretty but very boring and backward.

24. If you spend the night at my house: Tobe would sleep on your chest.

25. I'd stop my wedding if: I woke up from the roofies and realized what was happening.

26. The world could do without: fur coats.

27. I'd rather have: a beer.

28. My favorite blonde is: Amanda.

29. Paper clips are more useful than: children.

30. If I do anything well, it is: making schedules in Excel.

32. The last time I laughed: was yesterday, hanging out with Meep. We laugh a lot.

33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: flightless birds?

34. I shouldn't be: so tired, after all the sleep I got last night.

35. Once, at a bar: Once? Yeah right.

36. Last night: Meep and I watched Blade: Trinity, which I think must have been written by a 12-year-old boy.

37. There's this girl I know who: is in this totally rad band.

38. A better name for me would be: Chesty LaRue.

39. When I go back to college I'll: hit on Freshmen.

40. Next time I go to church: God will smite me.

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