+ by wakeup precondition

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in?
Only people who like sharp blasts of cold water would do otherwise.

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?

3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Only if I’m not in there alone.

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
See above.

5. Have you ever been forced to shower with your siblings?
No. My brother is 8 years older than me.

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yes. And shampoo bottles which are more painful.

8. How old do you really look?
I’ve gotten everything from 22-27.

9. How old do you act?

10. What's the last song you sang?
Out Loud? “Fat Bottom Girls”.

11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
TPS per Dom.

12. What are your plans for the weekend?
A film premiere on Friday and a matinee of Final Destination 3, followed by a performance by the Tangents on Saturday!

13. Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Fast kisses are usually open, so as to avoid injury. Slow kisses are closed.

14. Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
All of my vomiting is unintentional.

15. Have you ever called anyone a slut?

16. Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes. Funnily enough, it was during a time when I’d only ever slept with one guy. I was kissing a lot of people though.

17. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Does Solpadine count? I wasn’t really hiding the fact that I had 3 boxes of it. I was just planning on telling them, if they asked, that I got really sick while I was on vacation.

18. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?

19. Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
Yes. Why? Is that a bad thing?

20. How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
I’m sure I have no idea. But I just finished writing my will which calls for a big happy wake, so I’m sure lots of people are gonna want to crash that one.

21. How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
I think that if anyone hated me that much, I would know about it.

22. Do you have more enemies or more friends?
I have many nemeses, but they don’t know that. I have a few people I never want to see again, but I wouldn’t call them my enemy, because they aren’t actively trying to hurt me or anyone I care about at this moment.

23. Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Nope. If I have the guts to write the letter, I will want to sign it.

24. Can you fix your own car?
Yes. Invisible cars are very easy to fix.

25. Have you ever turned someone down for a date?

26. Are you smarter than your friends?
No. I don’t enjoy hanging out with people who can’t hold a conversation.

27. Have you ever been arrested?

28. Have you been beaten up?

29. Should you have?
No way. I’m a nice girl!

30. Do you like the taste of beer?
Unfortunately for my waist line.

31. Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?

32. Have you ever given to charity?

33. Would you kill a dog for $1000?
It's one of the few things I wouldn't do for any price.

34. Do you sometimes get depressed?:

Of course.

35. Do you live with your parents?


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