METAL/ROCK EITHER/OR MEME.
Some douche bag pitted 100 (or so) Classic Rock and Metal artists against each other for the ultimate pointless survey meme! Who do you like better? Do you even like metal at all? Pretend that you do and take this meme! Rock on!
1. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? The Beatles.
2. Queen or The Eagles? Queen.
3. Ozzy or Dio? Ozzy.
4. Iron Maiden or Judas Priest? Priest.
5. Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn? Hendrix.
6. The Beach Boys or The Monkees? MONKEES!!
7. Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen or Joe Satriani? I really don’t care for any of them.
8. Led Zeppelin or The Who? The Who.
9. Pink Floyd or Yes? Yes.
10. Queensryche or Rush? Queenryche simply because Geddy Lee may be the best bass player ever, but his voice annoys the crap out of me.
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd or Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR)? CCR
12. KISS or AC/DC? Kiss.
13. Nirvana or Pearl Jam? Nirvana.
14. Favorite Member of the Beatles? I’m going to have to be a big hippie and say John.
15. Favorite Member of the Who? What if I’d said I preferred Zeppelin? I like Townshend.
16. Dark Side of the Moon or The Wall? The one that sounds good when you’re high.
17. Guns N' Roses or Motley Crue? G n’ R.
18. Ratt or Quiet Riot? Quiet Riot.
19. Bob Dylan or Eric Clapton? Dylan before he hocked underwear.
20. Hair Metal or Heavy Metal? Hair.
21. The Clash or The Sex Pistols? The Clash, duh.
22. The Mars Volta or Coheed & Cambria? I’m uniformed.
23. Black Sabbath or Deep Purple?
24. Randy Rhodes or Zack Wylde? I don’t care.
25. Aerosmith or Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi’s acting career.
26. David Lee Roth or Sammy Haggar? They’re both twats.
27. Van Halen or Def Leppard? Def Leppard!
28. Brian Johnson or Bon Scott? Don’t care.
29. Velvet Revolver or Audioslave? Soundgarden.
30. Grace Slick or Janis Joplin? Starship.
31. Woodstock or Ozzfest? ChefAide.
32. Elton John or Billy Joel? Elton before he wrote before cartoon lions.
33. Journey or Foreigner? Why must I choose? Ok, Journey.
34. Kazaa or Napster? I don’t care.
35. Beastie Boys or Run DMC? Beasties.
36. Cinderella or Whitesnake? Coverdale/Page.
37. U2 or REM? REM, mainly because I HATE U2.
38. Motorhead or Metallica? MOTORHEAD!
39. Dream Theater or King Crimson? Smashing Pumpkins.
40. Boston or Blue Oyster Cult? Boston.
41. The Cure or The Smiths? The Cure.
42. Tom Petty or Dire Straits? Tom Petty
43. Jethro Tull or The Doors? The Doors. Is this even a fair comparison?
44. Poison or the Scorpions? Poison.
45. Skid Row or Twisted Sister? Skid Row.
46. Smashing Pumpkins or Radiohead? Rodeohead.
47. Kansas or Nazareth? Why wasn’t Kansas pitted against Boston? Something is screwy here.
48. ZZ Top or Blackfoot? Those vampires in “Sundown”.
49. Steve Miller Band or Marshall Tucker Band? The Twitty/Stevens Connection.
50. Ted Nugent or Peter Frampton? Frampton on account of the fact that he doesn’t raise animals only to hunt them down with a crossbow in his back yard.
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