Haven't Done One Of These In A While

This meme has nothing to do with Valentines Day.

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
I don't know specificially. Recently, I'm sure. My fella is nice to hold hands with.

2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the first thing you would do?
Jack off.

3. Have you ever crawled through a window?

4. Where is your mom?
Shoveling snow from her driveway in New Mexico. Global warming?! Impossible! It's COLD.

5. Morning or night person?
I hit my stride around 6pm.

6. What was the last movie you watched?
Match Point. It wasn't what I expected at all. I think I liked it but I'm not sure.

7. Favorite number?

8. Any cool scars?
I have kind of grown to like my knee scars.

9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
Level of scruffiness.

10. What do you do when no one is watching?
Pick at things I shouldn't pick at.

11. Ever been in love?

12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being clumsy.

13. What is your curfew?
When you're a grown-up like me, you can go to bed whenever you want! The downside is you have to get up for work the next day.

14. Do you talk a lot?
I think I talk enough. I have bene known to ramble but it's usually under the influence of something.

15. You + alcohol =
A slightly bolder/sillier Baxter.

16. What's your worst personality flaw?
Extreme guilt.

17. Would you marry for money?
Of course not.

18. Could you live without a computer?
Doubt it considering it's my job.

19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be?
I like the clothes and music of the 60's but as fucked up as things are today, I think we're still better off.

20. Do you drink enough water?
Most of the time.

21. Do you wear shoes in your house or take them off?
Take them off.

22.What is your favorite fruit?
Pineapple or coconut.

23. What is your favorite place to visit?

24. Are you photogenic?
If I can keep my damned eyes open, it usually works out alright.

25. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color mostly.

26. Why do you take surveys?
So help me God, I don't know.

27. Do you drink?
See question #15.

28. What is the most beautiful language?
The Language of Love, a.k.a. boners.

29. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
Yeah. As long as it's Brugos and not some random person who wandered into the bedroom. Tobe would be OK too.

30. What do you like most sunrise or sunset?
I haven't watched that many sunrises so they are more special to me.

31. Do you want to live till 100 yrs?
As long as I'm reasonably healthy.

32. Is there anyone you'd take a bullet for?

33. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or the lights off?
Off is cool as long as I don't fall asleep.

34. Do you believe in God?

35. Do you like to watch cartoons?

36. What age did you find out that Santa Claus wasnt real?
I think I was 6. It just kind of dawned on me and when I confronted my parents, they didn't deny it. Christmas was a lot less cool after that.

37. Do you write poems?
I used to. Most of them were terrible.

38. Do you snort?
I have on occasion. It's funny.

39. You sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
All 3. I shift a lot throughout the night.

40. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
If I had to pick between those two breeds, rottweiler. Poodles are annoying. I'm happy with cats though.

41. Are you basically a happy person?
Basically, yeah.

42. Are you tired?
Yes. But I'll perk up as soon as I'm not in front of a computer any longer.

43. Did you drink anything with caffeine today?
2 cups of tea and counting.

44. How many phones do you have in your home?
My cell and Brugos' cell.

45. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
So, so. As long as politics/religion aren't discussed with my dad and mom respectively.

47. What do you do when you're sad?
Drink and sleep more.

48. What do you need most now?
I dunno. I'm kind of content. Maybe a raise?

49. What are you listening to right now?

50. What are you craving for now?
Gato Negro Cabernet.

The Guttes and I Love You

Steve Guttenberg and a cute doggie wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

Humpin' Around

I just heard that “My Humps” won a Grammy. I learned this from Stephen Colbert (via ) who said “I used to hate 'My Humps' until it won a Grammy.” In case there was ANY doubt about the legitimacy of the Grammy awards as a means to recognize musical talent, this proves it. The Grammys are a crock.

I'd also like to say Fuck the Police. And I don't mean that in an N.W.A. kind of way.