Memeing My Days Away

Do you know anyone in prison?
I don’t. But I DO know that when I was at summer camp one year, my mom mailed all my comic books to a pen pal of hers in prison. Some of them were fairly valuable. He probably traded them for smokes.

Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
No.

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Week or two? I like PBJ.

Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
I have not.

What kind of car do you have?
None at the moment, but I shall be inheriting my mom’s Toyota Corolla in Feb. I will still take public transportation whenever possible though.

Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
I recently learned that my second middle name is actually my first last name. So in that sense, I guess I am named after my mom.

Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?
Not that I know of.

Do you throw up gang signs?
I throw up primarily vomit.

Have you ever broken a rib?
No.

Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
I don’t know any different.

Who is the most spoiled person you know?
Co-worker.

Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
Love love love.

Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
Nein.

Do you watch the Grammys?
Nein. I’m too old. I don’t get the music the kids like these days.

Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Never. Unless I could somehow use it for good.

Have you ever had an eating disorder?
Kinda. In high school. 95% of the girls in my class did.

How many proms have you been to in your life?
Zero.

Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
My cousin is in the military. I don’t know where she’s stationed though. I’m not a good relative.

Do you worry about global warming?
OMG yes!

Do you like polar bears?
Yes. They have fur on the bottoms of their feet!

Have you ever been on birth control?
Consistently for the last 11 years of my life. I worry about what it will do to my body if/when I stop.

What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
Chronic, Grass, Weed, Dope, Doobage, Sticky Icky. The possibilities are endless.

Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
No. But I tried on his pants once because I was buying him pants.

What's your opinion on gold diggers?
Gold is worthless. Corn futures!

Do you want to hit something?
I would, but I don’t have the energy.

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