Things That Annoy Me In Media Today

1) Thanks a lot Google News for spoiling the winner of Top Chef for me before I got to watch it. I'll thank you next time to use a safe headline like “New Top Chef Named” instead of “______ Takes Top Chef Title”. Jerks.

2) Brett Ratner named new director for “Escape from New York” Remake. Between ruining the 3rd X-Men movie to casting one of my favorite directors, Roman Polanski, in some wacky villain role in Rush Hour 3, this man has been pissing on things that are dear to me for quite some time now. Leave Snake Pliskin alone!