“Gross” Relationship Meme

From ZeroShapiro

1. Who eats more?
I think we eat about the same amount, but I eat more frequently and smaller portions in each sitting.

2. Who said “I love you” first?
He did. It took me quite by surprise and then made me happier and more confused than I had ever been.

3. Who is the morning person?
I wouldn't say he's a morning person per se, but he wakes up faster, requires less sleep and doesn't necessarily need caffeine to feel like a fully functioning human.

4. Who sings better?
He does. But I do alright.

5. Who’s older?
Him by 3 years.

6. Who’s smarter?
Him. But I know more useless trivia!

7. Who’s temper is worse?
Mine, I think. It's pretty rare that he gets bothered by anything, actually.

8. Who does the laundry?
I do more laundry but he pitches in. Housework is a tough issue because we are both very very lazy.

9. Who does the dishes?
This is pretty even.

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Facing the bed from the foot? He does.

11. Who’s feet are bigger?
His. God. I'm not a troll lady.

12. Who’s hair is longer?
Mine. And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.

13. Who’s better with the computer?
Me. But not by a huge margin.

14. Do you have pets?
Yes. Our spoiled little cat children.

15. Who pays the bills?
He pays the house bills and I pay my personal bills like cell and credit card. I also pay for the organic veg. delivery if that counts as a bill.

16. Who cooks dinner?
I'd say it's about 60/40 with me as the 60.

17. Who drives when you are together?
He does. I am not a good driver and driving the 'stang makes me nervous. This may even out a bit more when I inherit the Corolla from my mom. But I'm still not a good driver.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We take turns, but he probably pays more often in the interest of dinner dates. Which I am happy to accept.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
We are both pretty stubborn but in mostly non-conflicting ways.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?

21. Who’s family do you see more?
So far, his. But this year it will probably be pretty even.

22. Who named your pet?
Pets acquired and named pre-relationship.

23. Who kissed who first?
It was a mutual decision discussed beforehand.

24. Who asked who out?
Again, mutual.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me me me. But he has his moments.

27. Who’s taller?
Him. It would feel really weird for me to be with someone smaller than myself.

28. Who has more friends?
I'd say he does but that's just based on the Dodecathelon evite list. Of the people we hang out with on a regular basis…well, I'd still say he has more but it's less of a staggering difference.

29. Who has more siblings?
We each have one.