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My ultimate fantasy right now is to take the Toshiba printer we have at the office out into a field, a la Office Space and kick the living shit out of it. I have cleared at LEAST 100 paper jams out of it in the last two days. This thing has actually been the bane of my existence for 2 years now. I think it's safe to say that we hate each other.

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I just heard the misfeed beep again but for now I'm going to ignore it. I need 5 minutes or I may not be responsible for what I do.