These things are all relative though…

I've taken tests before wherein I was a lot more of a degenerate. Oh well…

A Tad Inexperienced
You are 65% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

We do what others can't.

Dear Jesus,

I want to thank you. Because of you, I got a day off work. Because of you, I got to work on festival submission stuff and watch back to back reruns of Dawson's Creek on my jammies. Jesus, because you made the ultimate sacrifice, I was able to do these things. You may get a bad wrap, but I think you're pretty rad. Just please stay out of public schools and the government or I will have to put the smack down.