A very superficial post

I just got on the elevator to go downstairs and was accosted by the most horrible whiff of B.O. There was no one on the elevator so whoever is responsible for the offense had just left. But as I held my breath during the trip, I got to thinking. In our building, you will never be on the elevator for more than 2 minutes. That means Mr. or Ms. Stinkypants is positively SOAKING in this stench. How, in a high class office environment like this, can a person live from day to day smelling like that? I would think that co-workers would complain to the boss, or, at the very least, leave an anonymous gift of speed stick for their odorous colleague. Unless this person was a client, in which case…I don't know. Surely SOMEONE must say something to them. If strangers on the street feel comfortable enough to tell me they like my ass, they surely shouldn't be shy about telling someone else that they need a bath.

I'm just sayin'.

her own door, opened

Somehow I feel like this was rigged. There is NO WAY that I'm 25% Gangsta and 25% Jock. And I only said that other people VIEW me as dark. That doesn't mean that I AM dark! I just wear black because it's slimming people! And a lot people listen to The Cure. Whatever! I'm gonna go read by myself in the corner of a cafe now.

You scored as Loner.

Goth

75%

Loner

75%

Geek

56%

Stoner

50%

Punk/Rebel

44%

Drama nerd

31%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

25%

Ghetto gangsta

25%

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