God, I Hate You Michael Bay

Guess who wants to remake Rosemary's Baby?

So yet another classic film (and one of my favorites) is being stripped of its soul and artistic credibility and crapified for the blockbuster crowd.

I take some small solace in the fact that Michael Bay have probably never heard of Straight to Hell or Cemetery Man. I would make some joke about a Brett Ratner remake of Chinatown or a Zach Snyder remake of Re-Animator, but I'll probably just come to find that it's true. When I heard about Bay remaking the Transformers movie, I joked about a Clash of the Titans remake and THAT came to fruition.

Hollywood makes me feel sad and hollow.