Fresh Meat

So says the myspace: Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first? No.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? black gel pens or ultra fine point sharpees.

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? I'm going to be in Austin at SXSW so I will probably be drunk at noon and going to shows.

4. What color are your toenails usually? Toenail-coloured.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted? A holiday in my day planner.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains? White venetian blinds.

7. What color are the seats in your car? My seat is lily white.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Nope. They've all been tortoise shell or ginger.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Christmas card.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? Negative.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? To have cash.

12. Who is the last baby that you held? Dom's niece.

13. Do you know any twins with rhyming names? I don't know any twins. Which is good because they give me the creeps.

14. Do you like cinnamon tooth paste? Never heard of it but it doesn't sound so bad. I enjoy cinnamon dental floss.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? No car.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? I don't even know what sport you're talking about.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Once when I was 8.

16. Do you have wall paper in your house? No.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? Legal pad.

20. Last person to give you a business card? My supervisor.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? My landlord.

22. Closest framed picture to you? No framed pictures in my cube. Just photos tacked to the wall.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Brugos made me soup when I was sick.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare? No. I tried to get unemployment once but they said I hadn't been working there long enough.

25. How many emails do you have? I'm all caught up. That's why I'm doing a meme.

26. Last time you received flowers? It's been a very long time. It might have been when Neil died. That's ok though. I think flowers are a waste.

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman? Trick question. There's no such thing as sanctity. PS: I HAVE answered this question before, meme!

29. Do you play air guitar? Does Guitar Hero count?

30. Do you take anything in your coffee? Cream if necessary.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? Likely not since I don't know what they are.

32. What is your high school's rival mascot? Our rival was St. Christophers. I don't remember their mascot. My distaste for sports started in high school.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? Camping?

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Sure.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room? Same as bedroom.

37. What is in your inbox at work? Since it's forwarded to my gmail, lost of emails that aren't work-related. Also many emails that are work related.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper? I haven't read anything but the headlines in a long time. I prefer the internets.

39. What was the last pageant you attended? A Christmas Carol in middle school.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Wherever that pizza I ate on Monday was from.

41. Have you ever worn a crown? A Burger King crown.

42. What is the last thing you stapled? An intern resume to an application.

43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi? Once. For curiosity's sake. It did not make me feel any more refreshed.

44. Are you ticklish? Yes. In weird places.

45. Last time you saw fireworks? New Years Eve.

46. Last time you had a Krispey Kreme doughnut? It's been years. I foresee never eating one again. I think they're revolting.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call? Eh…Ryan?

48. Last time you parked under a carport? Personally, never.

49. Do you have a black dog? No.

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? Why, yes.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle? No.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? My baby.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck? In The Hitcher, a new film from Rogue Pictures starring Sean Bean.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Indeed. I sang “I Hate Everything About You” karaoke recently. I did fairly well, but stumbled over the fast-talking part which I'd forgotten about.

55. Do you have a little black dress? Most of my wardrobe is little and black.