Happy Friday. This meme was pilfered from Ahe’s myspace and contains some original (albeit somewhat strange) questions for once.
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
Might as well get SOMETHING good out of being a fool.
2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Dimly lit or daylight with closed curtains.
3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Not SOLELY.
4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Nope. I was dying to lose it at that point.
5. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Only the things that are relevant to me.
6. Is it more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Can’t we do both?
7. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
I’ll leave the callings to Tru.
8. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a “higher level”?
Only if I go to sleep baked.
9. Would you rather have a great friend you could share Everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
Friend.
10. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Looks-wise, I’d say female. Functionally, male.
11. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Of course not.
12. Do you like kissing in public?
Sometimes.
13. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
Yep.
14. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Duh.
15. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or under) younger?
At my current age, that would just be weird.
16. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
People. Of course, they can make me equally UNhappy.
17. How do you handle criticism?
Initial offense followed by concurrence.
18. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
I have.
19. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
When I’m fooling around with someone, it’s usually because I want to be with THEM.
21. Is it possible for Big Bellied Men to be equally attractive as Thin Men?
If not more so.
22. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
To a point. I still don’t believe in capital punishment.
23. Would you have a “Happy Button” installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy?
You mean, like, drugs?
24. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I like good surprises. Not like, “my sister is my mother” surprises.
25. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
The way this question is phrased makes me feel like they are looking for a “correct” answer. However, since we are all human, I think it’s as normal to judge people by past indiscretions as it is to HAVE then.
26. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Woman: curves. Man: furriness.
27. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Dream job. I agree with Ahe that soul mates are a myth.
28. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yes.
29. Should your mate also become your best friend?
It would be nice. I wish you wouldn’t keep saying “mate” though. What are we? Wolves?
30. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
There is no chain of events that I could possibly experience which would lead me to find myself at an alter with a virgin. I don’t care how cute “The 40-Year Old Virgin” was.
31. How do you attract the opposite sex?
”I’m SOOOOOO drunk…”
32. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
Not for anyone I didn’t know. Well.
33. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
I don’t understand this question.
34. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
There's a lesson in everything, but mostly it sucks.
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