NFT Radar: Curtsy Bella

These days, you can pretty much buy anything on line. But Curtsy Bella remembers when customer service meant something. If you’re in the market for a cute and quirky gift for your engaged friend, your pregnant friend or your girlfriend, 10 minutes of browsing the cleverly arranged displays will yield more viable options than you ever thought possible. Their fanciful inventory includes socks, hats, bags, jewelry, clothing, and plenty of knickknacks you can’t live without. They also have a delightfully snarky greeting card selection to help express your sentiments. It’s like an upscale Archie McPhee’s you’re your recipients will actually use the things you buy them. The easily overwhelmed can take advantage of their shopping service. Call or email with a little information and they’ll work with you until they find the perfect gift to meet your needs. They’ll even gift wrap it (in leopard print paper!) and ship next day or same day by courier. You’ll look thoughtful, whimsical and timely. I’d say that you couldn’t buy service like that. But you could. At Curtsy Bella.


2920 NE Blakeley St
www.curtsybella.com

X-posted from Not For Tourists.

NFT Radar: Bottega Italiana

People say gelato is better for you than ice cream but it sounds too good to be true. Still, when there’s a gelato place in your neighborhood, it’s difficult to stay away. Bottega Italiana follows suit with being irresistible, but they aren’t exaggerating when they say that their gelato isn’t bad for you. It’s not as healthy as, say, a big bowl of spinach, but indulging isn’t going to negate your time at the gym either. As if that weren’t enough of an excuse, they use only natural, local and seasonal ingredients. Whether you’ve chosen to live dairy free, or nature chose for you, you can still enjoy one of their vegan fruit flavors. Those who can’t say no to creamy goodness will be pleased as punch with one or more of their year-round flavors like hazelnut, pistachio, and caffe. If you feel the need to be responsible, you can make a meal out of it by adding a lunchtime pannini and real Italian espresso. But remember, it’s low fat. So if you’ve had a hard day (or want to make a good day better), go ahead and get that double scoop. We won’t judge.


409 NE 70th St
www.bottegaitaliana.com

X-posted from Not For Tourists.

Film Threat Review: The Town

2010
Rated R
120 minutes

***

Do you like apples?

Way back in 1997, Ben Affleck wasn’t what you’d call a gifted actor. But he did write a script with fellow Bostonian, Matt Damon. When that script got the coveted Green Light, and it came time to decide who would play the lead, I imagine Ben conceded, knowing his friend was the better actor. Will Hunting was a meaty role and it led to a lot more meat for Damon. Meanwhile, Affleck was stuck playing one-note guys for years to come. Some part of him must have longed for his chance to play a working-class Boston savant. As both director and star of “The Town”, Affleck finally gives himself that chance. And he doesn’t even screw it up. Like, at all.

Naturally, “The Town” in question is a borough of Boston. According to the opening titles, Charlestown is known for producing more bank robbers than any other city in the world. The film doesn’t exactly explain why that is, but it does show Charlestown as a very tight nit crime community, with transgressive skill passed down through the generations like a family business. Instead of being a math genius, Doug MacRay (Ben Affleck) is a bank-robbing savant. He and his merry band of thieves are organized and efficient, turning bank robbing into an art form. They wear disguises and sometimes even play characters. They get in, get the money and get out, leaving no trace of DNA behind. Ordinarily, they take no prisoners. That’s why it’s a surprise to the rest when Jem (Jeremy Renner), the ticking time bomb of the group, decides to take a hostage to aid their getaway. Things get even more complicated when they learn that the hostage, a pretty girl named Claire, lives in Charlestown and could possibly identify them.

Wary of Jem’s violent tendencies, MacRay offers to check in on Claire and find out if she knows anything. Of course, since she’s a pretty girl with a philanthropy streak, and he’s a gold-hearted gangster, he soon falls for her. Even though she doesn’t really remember anything, their budding relationship puts his whole team in jeopardy as the F.B.I. closes in on them. Even though they specialize in leaving no trace, they’re basically the only four guys in town who could have done it. Furthermore, the main G-Man assigned to their case (Jon Hamm) is hard-ass with something to prove. And he won’t stop until all of the suspects are either behind bars or dead.

Unlike Will Hunting, MacRay wants nothing more than to just leave Charlestown, preferably with his new girlfriend. But nobody will let him. Not Jem, his oldest friend who chose to do time rather than rat MacRay out; Not coked-up Krista, Jem’s sister and MacRay’s ex, who uses her baby as a way to garner sympathy; Certainly not the Irish florist/crime boss (Pete Postlethwaite) who insists that the gang to pull off one last, seemingly impossible job even while the heat builds under them.

There’s a lot of conflict in “The Town”. It unfolds slowly and builds on itself, leaving the viewer with a keen understanding of MacRay’s inner turmoil. The film doesn’t explicitly state why he saw gangster as a viable alternative to his foiled professional hockey career. But it offers plausible cause as to why he’s remained a gangster even though he’s an otherwise nice guy. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t be surprised to find this sort of layered characterization in serious noir drama. But this is Ben Affleck we’re talking about: Ben “Pearl Harbor Sucks and I Miss You” Affleck. I really have to hand it to him. He’s studied and learned a few things over the years. He’s not at all painful to watch anymore.

And apparently, he also knows how to direct. From a directorial standpoint, “The Town” isn’t necessarily a revelation, but it’s competent. The overall story is pretty cliché. But the action scenes are exciting, the interrogation scenes are tense, the getting-to-know-you scenes with Claire are full of heart and most of the dialogue is delightfully hard-boiled. Every scene hits its intended note. It certainly helps that Affleck filled in his supporting cast with phenomenal talent.

Hamm! Who doesn’t love Hamm? This pony knows all the tricks. As Don Draper, he’s the suavest motherfucker on the planet. But comb his hair forward and his whole demeanor changes. His F.B.I. agent is still cocky, but his intimidating asides make him sound like a dick. Don’t get me wrong; he’s a delightful dick. It’s very fun watching him kick some serious ass during a raid and try to get the guys to cave in the interrogation room. He’s supposed to be the good guy, but he’s obsessed with winning at all costs, and that makes him shady as far as heroes go. MacRay and his gang aren’t necessarily the bad (or good) guys either. That’s part of what makes “The Town” so entertaining. In many ways, it’s a standard heist picture. But it’s also about people. It’s like Ben Stiller’s character says in “The Zero Effect”. “There aren’t evil guys and innocent guys. It’s just…a bunch of guys”.

Like “Good Will Hunting,” “The Town” is all about redemption. But in this case, it’s not just for Doug MacRay, but also for Ben Affleck. Clearly tired of the “Gigli” jokes, he’s worked hard to better himself as an actor and a filmmaker. And apparently, it’s paying off.

How do you like them apples?

Originally published on FilmThreat.com (now defunct).

 

If I were a hammer

It’s been a while since I’ve done a meme. I’m doing a meme. Join me, won’t you? Not sure if one is meant to answer what they’d WANT to be or what their categorical equivalent would be. I went with the latter. Though maybe I’ll answer as the former at a later date.

If I were a season, I’d be ~ Fall
If I were a month, I’d be ~ September
If I were a day of the week, I’d be ~ Sunday
If I were a time of day, I’d be ~ Lunchtime
If I were a planet, I’d be ~ Mars
If I were a direction, I’d be ~ West
If I were a tree, I’d be ~ Weeping Willow
If I were a flower, I’d be ~ Dandelion
If I were a fruit, I’d be ~ Tomato
If I were a land animal, I’d be ~ House Cat
If I were a sea animal, I’d be ~ Seahorse
If I were a bird, I’d be ~ Pigeon
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be ~ Ottoman
If I were a liquid, I’d be ~ Saltwater
If I were a stone, I’d be ~ That red gravel that looks like meteors
If I were a tool, I’d be ~ Allen Wrench
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be ~ Fog
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be ~ Kazoo
If I were a colour, I’d be ~ Blacker than the blackest orange
If I were a facial expression, I’d be ~ A resting face that looks like a frown
If I were an emotion, I’d be ~ Floating anxiety
If I were a sound, I’d be ~ Tapping
If I were an element, I’d be ~ Lithium
If I were a car, I’d be ~ An old Volvo station wagon
If I were a food, I’d be ~ Soy
If I were a place, I’d be ~ A rumpus room
If I were a flavour, I’d be ~ Vanilla salt
If I were a scent, I’d be ~ Frankincense
If I were an object, I’d be ~ Unidentified flying
If I were a body part ~ Boobs
If I were a song, I’d be ~ “Rainy Days and Mondays” – The Carpenters
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be ~ Beat up Mary Janes
If I were transportation, I’d be ~ Feet
If I were a fairy tale, I’d be ~ Coraline
If I were a holiday, I’d be ~ Friday the 13th

Pilfered from here.

NFT Radar: El Camion

There are a lot of good taco trucks in Seattle, but El Camion is one of the best. This isn’t your standard three-taco deal. Their selection is massive. It’s basically a restaurant on wheels. Taco-wise, they offer ELEVEN different fillings. If you’re not in a taco mood but still want something south-of-the-bordery, they have a about a million other dishes from burritos to tortas to special plates. They make their tamales fresh every day (fillings vary). Breakfast burritos are served all day. If a burrito the size of a baby isn’t enough food for you, tack on a side of rice and beans or chips and salsa. Speaking of salsa, their numerous varieties are also made daily in-house and some of them will really kick your ass. Wash it all down with one of several classic Mexican beverages including Horchata, Jarritos, Mexican Coke, pina coladas or, on those not-so-rare rainy days, Mexican hot chocolate. Bonus for the meat-averse, unlike most authentico taco trucks, they have vegetarian versions of just about everything. While El Camion is certainly worth a special trip, there is no better way to reward oneself after an always grueling visit to the adjacent Home Depot.


11728 Aurora Ave N 98133
206-367-2777
www.elcamionseattle.com

X-posted from Not For Tourists.

NFT Radar: The Rat and Raven

On The Rat and Raven has a very Clever Dunne’s vibe. Apparently, that’s not a coincidence. When frat annex, the Irish Immigrant, closed, the owners of the beloved Cap Hill Irish bar brought their cozy dive aesthetic to the U.D. There’s lots of space to spread out here. Big, cushy booths provide a stress-free environment for large impromptu gatherings or just watching the match. Shuffleboard is more interesting on their extra long table. Happy hour is 4-7 daily and all day on Sundays, offering lots of cheap, delicious drafts; among them all-too-drinkable Magner’s Irish Cider. They also take $2 off their heavenly pub food menu. Famished folks can partake of mind-blowing burgers like the Hawaiian or the Big Blue Shroom (all available veggie). The exceptional badass can take the Raven Challenge by downing a four beef patty, cheese and bacon burger. Victors get their photo on the wall of fame. If you’re just in a snacking mood, the Beer Battered Cheese Curds will hit the spot in a way mozzarella sticks never could. The weekend brunch, greasy in all the right ways, will cure whatever ails you (assuming you’re hung over), as will a pitcher of mimosas.


5260 University Way NE 98105
206-524-3166
www.ratandraven.com

X-posted from Not For Tourists.

NFT Radar: Peaks Frozen Custard

Molly Moon can’t be everywhere at once. And that’s just fine because my neighborhood has frozen custard. It’s like ice cream but smoother and, thanks to an egg yolk infusion, probably worse for you. That’s also what makes it so damned tasty. It’s slow churned to eliminate ice crystals and maximize silkiness. They have to make it fresh every two hours. This delicate process makes frozen custard a little more special. Even if you think their two constant flavors, chocolate and vanilla, sound ordinary, they have an ace in the hole. Alumni Flavors of the Day include Peanut Butter Cookie Dough, Salted Caramel Cashew and Chocolate Malt Madness. On holidays, they get sassy with themes. Valentine’s Day had Raspberry Red Velvet Cake. On May 5th, those mad geniuses made Horchata with Abuelita Chocolate. Cinco de Licious! If you really want to be a hero, you can bring a pint or two home. Peaks isn’t just frozen treats. They also do lunch by way of paninis, veggie chili, and stratas. Kiddies can enjoy the rocking moose and the rest of us can scam the free Wi-Fi and occasionally hear some live singer-songwriter types. But isn’t frozen custard enough of a draw?


1026 NE 65th St 98115
206-588-2701
www.peaksfrozencustard.com

X-Posted from Not For Tourists.

Film Threat Review: Inception

2010
PG-13
148 minutes

***

The trouble with making a movie about dreams is the same thing as the advantage to making a movie about dreams: Anything can happen. So what do you do with a literally limitless universe? In “Inception,” Christopher Nolan chooses to mostly ignore it. He takes a couple of dream elements (like flying and paradoxes) and expounds on them. But, for the most part, it’s a pretty linear heist movie set inside a dream world. He mainly focuses on the mind of his protagonist, a man plagued by guilt. It’s exciting, engaging, special effects-laden and certainly multi-layered, but “Inception” is nowhere near as dreamy as it could have been.

Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is an Extraction Agent, typically hired to steal secrets from the subconscious minds of the rich and powerful. However, Cobb’s got his own secrets, which increasingly hinder his work productivity. Regardless, he’s the best in the business. (It’s unclear how competitive his industry is.) Mysterious circumstances keep him from reuniting with his small children, but Saito (Ken Watanabe), a powerful C.E.O., could make it all go away. That’s why Cobb agrees to take One. Last. Job. Cobb’s employer has a plan to do away with his future competition, Robert Fischer, Jr. (Cillian Murphy) who is about to inherit his dying father’s energy company. Only this time, instead of extracting an idea, Cobb must implant one. It’s called “Inception” and he’s only done it once before, with tragic results.

To carry out the mission, Cobb assembles a Pulp A-Team. Among them, his right-hand-man, Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), an Impersonator (Tom Hardy), to play trusted figures in the subject’s life, and a chemist who can make sure that Fischer is sedated long enough to finish the job. Because he’s no longer mentally stable enough to do it himself, Cobb must also hire an architect (literally) to construct a world convincing enough to keep Fischer from suspecting that he’s been infiltrated. Cobb’s protégé is Ariadne (Ellen Page), who follows in her namesake’s footsteps, guiding Cobb through the labyrinth to prevent him from losing himself in the dream completely.

It’s a fine cast and everyone is up to the task at hand. DiCaprio fares well with the tortured brow-furrowing bit. Gordon-Levitt deftly channels a suave noir persona. Tom Hardy is every bit as charming and disarming as his character requires. Cillian Murphy’s big blues bring an ocean of sympathy to a potentially one-dimensional corporate-type. In fact, most of the supporting characters seem like fascinating individuals. Though they aren’t fleshed out on screen, one gets the impression that each of them could easily head an awesome spin-off film. I don’t know who should get more credit for that: the actors or the writer.

Speaking of writing, Nolan must have gone through a hell of a lot of cocktail napkins to outline this puppy. You’ll probably want to hit the bathroom beforehand, but it’s not a hard script to follow if you pay attention. It certainly doesn’t hurt that the rest of the team constantly explain the rules to newbie, Ariadne. Even when the narrative enters dreams-within-dreams and then dreams-within-dreams-within-dreams and deeper still, this is a story that’s been crafted and coded for mainstream audiences. It’s kind of a shame, actually. Instead of constantly upping the ante by seeing how many layers deep they could go, it would have been much more interesting to focus and expound on one dreamscape.

Anytime we’re talking dreams-on-film, it’s impossible not to think of David Lynch, the master of dream approximation. Apart from lots of slow motion (making “Inception” at least 30 minutes longer than it needs to be), floating and some M.C. Echer-esque architecture, nothing particularly weird or dream-like happens. No one does anything random or irrational. Humans often have more than one dream in a sleep cycle. How cool would it have been to witness that transition? In real dreams, nothing makes immediate sense. When you wake up, you must go back over the events, sometimes repeatedly, in order to interpret them. Often, you never fully understand what it all means. Perhaps corporate heirs do have dreams this linear and straightforward. Of course, it’s possible we’re not in Fischer’s dream at all. Even so, there’s little need to go back over “Inception.”

I can’t help but feel that with less studio pressure, Nolan could have given us a film of Lynchian proportions. It might not have been the blockbuster that “Inception” will inevitably become, but it would have been an instant indie classic. Apparently, Nolan spent 10 years writing the script. One more year might have yielded something mind-blowing. As it stands now, “Inception” is merely mind-tickling. As the Impersonator says, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, dah-ling.” I couldn’t agree more.

Originally published on FilmThreat.com.

SIFF Review: Hipsters

2010 SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL SELECTION!
Unrated
115 minutes

****

What do you remember about the Cold War? I remember hearing about people standing in long lines for bread, the constant threat of the KGB and the comedy of Yakov Smirnoff. As Americans, we didn’t get much accurate information about what was going on in the Soviet Union. We were told that people were oppressed and that communism was very bad. But we didn’t really know why. Though it’s set in the post World War II Soviet Union, “Hipsters” sheds some light on what life was like for Russians the entire time they lived under communist rule. It also throws in some song and dance numbers to make light of it all. It’s the Russian “Swing Kids” complete with Russia’s own version of Frank Whaley.

Mels (Anton Shagin) is the outsider who quits the KGB Youth to join up with a happy-go-lucky group of jazz enthusiasts known as the Hipsters. Of course, a girl is involved. Her name is Polly and she’s brash and beautiful. But Mels is also enamored with the bright clothes, pompadours and the dancing.

His KBG Comrade, Katya, is horrified to see Mels leaving the fold and flirting with what she considers to be the dark side. What’s more, the Hipsters antics are actually against the law. “Kowtowing to Western Ideology is a crime punishable for up to 10 years in prison,” Katya reminds Mels. As result, the Hipsters lead an underground life, dancing in secret halls, buying their clothes on the black market and bootlegging jazz records onto x-rays. Apparently, these things really did happen. Not the spontaneous musical numbers, of course, but all the other stuff.

And that’s what’s so fascinating about “Hipsters”. The movie doesn’t kowtow to a Western audience. It expects you to dive right in and keep up. Many Americans will probably miss some of the cultural references (I know I did). Some of the subtitles sound a little paraphrased and jokes may be lost in the translation. But there is still plenty to enjoy even for people without a thorough understanding of the political climate in 1955 Moscow. The musical numbers are fun and interesting and the costumes are fabulous. The choreography is reminiscent of a Baz Lurhmann film but without all that nausea-inducing camera work.

There are also a few parallels to familiar American stories, which may draw in a Western audience. The prohibition on dancing and music brings to mind the reactionary restrictions of “Footloose.” And of course there’s a learning-to-dance montage. At one point, a Hipster named Fred (they all adopt American names) must cut his hair and take a job that his diplomat father has set up for him in America. He leaves on a plane with all the enthusiasm of Berger shipping off to Vietnam in “Hair.” The last number in the film also recalls the ending to the film version of “Hair” as Hipsters throughout the ages convene en masse to find solidarity in their individuality, man.

Some of these familiar elements may feel a little hackneyed. In addition, the film goes on just a little too long. But the message is clear. The communists hated American ideology because they thought it represented a sense of superiority. Katya tells Mels that she resists the Hipster lifestyle because she doesn’t “like to be better than everyone else”. But Mels argues, “It’s cool to be different”. Granted, being different like everyone else isn’t exactly originality. But the freedom to be part of any group you choose is what America was founded on. Granted, we don’t always adhere to that principal. (It’s interesting how many pro-America folk are anti-free thinking). But the intent is there. The Soviet government saw that as the root of the problem. That’s why America saw communism as such a threat. Essentially, “Hipsters” is an all-singing, all-dancing lesson in philosophical opposition.

Originally published on FilmThreat.com (now defunct). 

SIFF Review: Down Terrace

2010 SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL SELECTION!
Rated R
89 minutes

*****

The standard family drama has become melodrama. Even indie fare like “Rachel Getting Married” and the films of Noah Baumbach tend to lean more toward hyperbole than authenticity. Likewise, the British crime film has certainly been played out. Guy Ritchie saw to that. But Director Ben Wheatley and his writing partner, Robin Hill, thought to combine the two genres (throwing in black comedy for good measure) and the result feels fresh and brilliant.

That result is “Down Terrace.” There are no cheeky one-liners or slow motion here. There are no long dramatic speeches about feelings. Instead, we have the sobering realism of a Mike Leigh film illustrated through interactions between father and son, husband and wife, son and mother. They’re in business together, a trade that was inherited from the Matriarch’s side. What they deal in is not made clear, but we do know that no one is particularly enthusiastic about the work. In fact, they approach work matters as lazily as possible. Regardless, the first order of business is to find out which one of their colleagues dimed on Bill and Karl, resulting in jail time for the latter. Further complicating matters is an appearance by Karl’s girlfriend, Valda. She sports a bun in the oven that may or may not be made from Karl’s yeast. He falls quickly into the dad role, clearly wanting to right the wrongs he perceives his own father as committing.

Accentuating an already strong script are the performances by the leads. Bill and Karl are played by real life father and son Robert and Robin Hill. Robert plays an ex-hippie who very much believes he is keeping the faith by smoking grass and playing his folks songs. Robin plays an exasperated man-child with a bit of a violent streak. He tires of listening to his father’s opinions and stories about the good old days, but it’s clear that he is also desperate for the man’s approval. Julia Deakin (known for her hilarious work as a frisky landlord on the British sitcom, “Spaced”) is wonderfully understated as the long-suffering mum who just wants everyone to get along already. A protective wife and mother, she distrusts Valda. She’s also not at all afraid to get dirty and do what must be done.

And what must be done is violence. The murder most fowl in “Down Terrace” kind of sneaks up on you in the most delightful way. Once it’s out there, the situation quickly escalates taking us to Shakespearean Tragedy territory before it’s all over.

Originally published on FilmThreat.com (now defunct). 

 

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