A fun little meme taken from Ahe’s myspace bulletin. Thanks, Ahe!

Would you rather fart in public or step in dog poo?
Farting, while perhaps more embarrassing (since the dog poo, supposedly, didn’t come from you), would be neater and over with quicker.

Were you born in the right time period?
I’ve often felt that I would have liked to live in the 50’s for the music, décor, cars and clothes. But had I grown up then, I probably wouldn’t be enjoying the full extent of personal freedoms that are available to women now. So I’ll just appreciate such things from THE FUTURE.

Have you ever failed a class?
Not officially. But I got a D in statistics in college, and since it was meant to satisfy my math core requirement, apparently a D doesn’t cut the mustard. I had to take the damn thing twice, fairing a C the second time. Math. Is. Hard.

Where do most of your calories come from?
Bread-based products.

Which would you rather fight, zombies or vampires?
Only The Slayer or someone who is into death-defying feats would pick vampires, whatwith vamps being super strong and fast. To quote Snow Day, Bloody Snow Day, zombies “really aren’t that hard to kill, and for a non-violent layperson as myself, that is a much more appealing foe.

What seven TV characters would you invite to dinner?
Spike, Young Lex Luthor, Davis, Veronica Mars, Anyanka, The Doctor, Jeri Blank.

What five literary characters would you like to receive a letter from?
Ignatius J. Reilly, Seymour Glass, Lestat de Lioncourt, Ford Prefect, Patrick Bateman.

Are you a leader or a follower?
If it’s something I’m interested in, I don’t mind leading. At work I’m a follower because I’m lazy.

Wolverine or Cyclops?
This should be a rhetorical question but since it’s not, Wolverine.

Compose your own haiku illustrating how you feel at this moment.
I hope that my work
Computer is no longer
Being monitored

What is your worst habit?
Forgetfulness.

What is your favorite animated movie?
The Fox and The Hound

Who would play you in the biopic based on your life?
Who would I want? Michelle Williams. Who would they pick? Probably Selma Blair. And she’d have to “bravely” gain a ton of weight for the role.

What was your favorite cartoon as a child?
Transformers.

Have you ever been a story on the news or in a newspaper?
Nope. But I had a brief stint as a youth correspondent for the junior page of my local paper.

What was your favorite TV station in grade school?
I suppose it was probably Nickelodeon. Or USA (Up All Night).

What do you think about the indoor smoking ban?
Well, I voted against it. That being said, I do enjoy not waking up smelling like smoke, but I don’t enjoy everyone at the table leaving me alone to go outside and have a cigarette at regular intervals.

Do you love anything that embarrasses you to admit, like romance novels or Eddie Murphy movies?
I love things that I perhaps SHOULD be embarrassed about. But I’m not ashamed of the joy I receive from the craptasticness of Tru Calling or Walker, Texas Ranger.

May 8, 2006
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1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?
Cheddar Chex Mix, water and possibly a coke if I need the caffeine.

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
Dolphin. They’re smart, well-respected, and are one of the few mammals besides humans that have sex for fun as well as procreation.

3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Joss Whedon. Honorable mention goes to Jason Flemyng. Rowr.

4. What do you order when you're at a IHOP?
Lingonberry crepes.

5. Last book you read?
Currently reading Preacher vol. 7.

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
Yep.

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear?
Superman skivvies.

8. Describe the last time you were injured.
As a gimp, I’m technically injured all the time. But my last additional injury was a big drunken bump on my head.

9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle with?
Dom the boy scout.

10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
The word “panties”.

11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
Apparently, body hair and soft tummies are weird to like.

12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
My true love, Optimus Prime.

13. Soda?
Sure. Ta.

14. Flavor of pudding?
Rice.

15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
No shirt. Dress.

16. Prescription medication?
The pill that keeps me baby free.

17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Teleportation.

18. How many people are on your friends list?
This is a myspace meme, by the way. And I don’t feel like logging on to check. But I think it’s somewhere around 100.

19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
Damn you, myspace meme. Leave me be. I’m going to guess it’s about 70%, the rest being bands, cities, or fictional characters.

20. What are you listening to right now?
Indie 103.1

21. Most recent movie you've watched?
Dead and Breakfast. Blech.

22. Most useless class you have ever taken:
A “feel guilty for being white” class I took in college that was disguised as a Sociology core class.

24. Name a teacher you had the hots for?
Wade Williams.

25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
”That’s cool.” (As oppose to “no worries”, which I can’t bring myself to say without feeling fake.)

27. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The whole thing alive and in my lap.

28. What's your favorite town/city?
Seattle, WA.

29. Favorite kind of cake?
This caramel cake my mom used to make. She called it Torta Chilena.

30. What's the first word that comes to mind right now?
Cake. Thanks, question #29.

32. What makes you feel like puking?
Red Bull. The mere thought of it.

33. Who got you to join myspace?
Frank.

34. What did you have for dinner?
Haven’t had it yet. But I expect to indulge in a bevy of cheeses and cocktails at my work cocktail party.

35. How long have you been at your current job?
2 and a half years too long.

36. Is Tom on your friends list?
I don’t remember if I bothered to delete him or not.

37. What's the last thing you said out loud?
Ok. Thanks.

38. Look to your left, what do you see?
My purple unicorn.

39. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?
My mom, actually. She’s REALLY worried about me going back to living alone for some reason..

40. Who's your favorite villain?
Rufus Sewell.

41. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
I can’t remember. Hardly ever happens.

42. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?
New underpants to replace the ones with the holes.

43. What phrase makes you laugh no matter where, when or how?
Snack Pack.

44. Go into your text message log on your phone…what is the last text you sent?
I don’t know, actually. I just deleted my outbox this morning because it was getting full. Probably something about plans.

45. If you could be alone with anyone and a bottle of baby-oil right now who would it be?
Ew. They should rephrase this question to be “if you HAD to be alone with a bottle of baby oil and another person”.

46. What keeps you up at night?
Stress.

47. What’s to your right?
Glass of water and a picture of Tobe.

48. What was the subject of the last person who posted this?
I can’t remember.

49. If you were extraordinarily good at one thing, what would it be?
I AM extraordinarily good at a couple of things. But if I could pick something I’m currently bad at and become extraordinarily good at it, it would have to be playing music. I’m very jealous of all my talented musician friends.

50. Yes or no?
Yes?

April 27, 2006
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Happy Friday. This meme was pilfered from Ahe’s myspace and contains some original (albeit somewhat strange) questions for once.

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
Might as well get SOMETHING good out of being a fool.

2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Dimly lit or daylight with closed curtains.

3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Not SOLELY.

4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Nope. I was dying to lose it at that point.

5. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Only the things that are relevant to me.

6. Is it more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Can’t we do both?

7. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
I’ll leave the callings to Tru.

8. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a “higher level”?
Only if I go to sleep baked.

9. Would you rather have a great friend you could share Everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
Friend.

10. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Looks-wise, I’d say female. Functionally, male.

11. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Of course not.

12. Do you like kissing in public?
Sometimes.

13. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
Yep.

14. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Duh.

15. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or under) younger?
At my current age, that would just be weird.

16. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
People. Of course, they can make me equally UNhappy.

17. How do you handle criticism?
Initial offense followed by concurrence.

18. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
I have.

19. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
When I’m fooling around with someone, it’s usually because I want to be with THEM.

21. Is it possible for Big Bellied Men to be equally attractive as Thin Men?
If not more so.

22. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
To a point. I still don’t believe in capital punishment.

23. Would you have a “Happy Button” installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy?
You mean, like, drugs?

24. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I like good surprises. Not like, “my sister is my mother” surprises.

25. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
The way this question is phrased makes me feel like they are looking for a “correct” answer. However, since we are all human, I think it’s as normal to judge people by past indiscretions as it is to HAVE then.

26. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Woman: curves. Man: furriness.

27. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Dream job. I agree with Ahe that soul mates are a myth.

28. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yes.

29. Should your mate also become your best friend?
It would be nice. I wish you wouldn’t keep saying “mate” though. What are we? Wolves?

30. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
There is no chain of events that I could possibly experience which would lead me to find myself at an alter with a virgin. I don’t care how cute “The 40-Year Old Virgin” was.

31. How do you attract the opposite sex?
”I’m SOOOOOO drunk…”

32. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
Not for anyone I didn’t know. Well.

33. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
I don’t understand this question.

34. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
There's a lesson in everything, but mostly it sucks.

April 21, 2006
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Happy Good Friday. I will commemorate Jesus’ death in a way that I believe he would appreciate: by doing a meme that appears to be predominantly about the secret debauchery of my youth. This meme actually has some interesting questions. And by interesting, I mean, they haven’t been asked 1000 times before in a meme. Anywhosel…

FIRSTS

1. Who was your first kiss and when?
My first kiss was during a game of spin the bottle. I kissed a guy named Daniel. Neither of us was too pleased about it. A few days later, a guy I DID like, named Robert, kissed me on his own volition. I would like to count that as my first kiss, if I may. Oh, and I was 13.

2. Who was your first prom date?
I find it funny that this meme assumes most people had multiple prom dates. I didn’t get asked to prom and the only person I would have gone with didn’t like me “in that way”. It wasn’t too big of a deal though (despite the general heartbreak of that crush). I spent the evening at a punk rock show and had a much better time than I would have had with a room full of people I didn’t like.

3. Who was your first roommate?
I roomed with THREE other girls my freshman year in college. A bio major, an aspiring aerobics instructor, and a funny girl named Jessica who had a drawer full of dildos.

4. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?
Red wine. So goth.

5. Who was your first sexual partner?
My first boyfriend. He was a high school dropout and kind of a trouble maker. I really did live the movie cliché high school existence.

6. What was your first job?
Apart from babysitting, I had a summer job as a day camp counselor.

7. What was your first car?
1982 blue Volvo Station Wagon.

8. When did you go to your first funeral?
Some kids in my neighborhood died in a car accident when I was in middle school.

9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I was 17 when I went off to college.

10. Who was your first grade teacher?
Some lady. Actually, several ladies. I think I switched schools that year.

11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Moved to Oregon from Richardson, Texas (g-g-g-ghosts!) when I was 2.

12. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with?
I went to a high school play with my first boyfriend, after which we hung out in the parking lot with his friends. Super romantic.

13. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
My first boyfriend. That was clearly the height of my teenage rebellion.

14. Who was your first Best Friend in elementary and are you still friends with them?
I moved around quite a bit back then so I had a few best friends during that time. I think the first one was a German kid named Joe who I liked because he had ALL the Leggos. I’m not still friends with most of them, but I did reconnect with one of them in Seattle last year. Weird, considering we met in Huntsville, AL.

15. Who was the first person to send you flowers, or who was the first person that you sent flowers to?
Sent me flowers: I’m pretty sure it was my dad in middle school who sent me flowers to make me feel better about not being popular. He signed them “A secret admirer”. I think it might have actually made me feel worse knowing they were from my dad.
Sent flowers to: Probably a sympathy bouquet to a friend.

16. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
The lovely Anderson/Langdon dorms.

17. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Whoever I think would be sympathetic to that particular plight.

18. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid/groomsmen?
My friend Kristie’s.

19. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Look at the clock and groan. Seriously. Every morning I do that unwittingly.

20. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Cool Answer: Anthrax/White Zombie/Quicksand
Uncool Answer: New Kids on the Block/Tiffany

21. What was your first major surgery?
Knee Surgery.

22. First tattoo or piercing?
I reluctantly got my ears pierced when I was 10. They’re pretty much all closed up now.

23. First celebrity sighting?
I saw Jeff Foxworthy in Richmond once. He was sitting in traffic.

24. First celebrity crush?
Han Solo.

April 14, 2006
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1) What is the most useless thing you have in your wallet?
My LOOOONG expired international student ID which I just keep around because I like the picture.

2) If you were sent on assignment to rate the ten best small towns in America, what particular criterion would be most important to you?
No racism and the presence of a nice dive bar.

3) You've been invited to mud wrestle anyone in the world. Who are you going to wrestle? And who will win?
Angela Bassett circa “Strange Days”. And I would LET her win.

4) You're working on a national advertising campaign to get people to eat more ice cream. What will your campaign slogan be?
Fuck Ice Cream!

5) If something other than a cuckoo could pop out of a clock to announce the time, what would you want it to be?
Dildo.

6) Speaking of whistles, can you whistle?
Occasionally, I make an accidental whistling noise but it is in no way melodic.

7) Sometimes whistles blow to warn us or get our attention. When would you most like to have a whistle blow to alert you?
When some asshole in an SUV is going to run through the crosswalk rather than let me go.

8) We're all familiar with frequent flyer programs. Suppose there was a similar program to reward you for something else you do frequently in your life. What would it be?
Frequent Karaoke.

9) If the temperature had to be the same on every day of the year, what would you want it to be?
80. But specifically Northwest 80, meaning it would be cool in the shade and not humid unless it was actually raining.

10) Do you ever check the payphone, or vending machines, for change in the return slot?
Nope.

11) Would you be happier if your teeth were whiter? Have you ever used, do you use, those white strips?
I don't think I would necessarily be HAPPIER if they were whiter. But yes, I do use a whitening system and whitening toothpaste. My teeth are tea-stained.

12) What is the most memorable April Fool's joke that either you've ever played on someone, or someone has played on you?
I hate April Fools. It's a pointless day. No one has ever played a joke on my that was in any way clever or memorable on this day. My co-workers like to play silly tricks on each other throughout the year, but thankfully I am not privvy to such things.

13) How many times have you locked your keys in the car, and the car was running?
Never.

14) Let's say that you've just been photographed right at this very moment. Take a look around you, and tell us what 'easter egg' is in the photograph that is the most subtle clue, yet will give us the most information about you, when we find it of course.
My Godzilla calendar?

April 6, 2006
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A meme is just what I needed today. Too bad the only one I could find is full of rehashed or boring questions. But has that ever stopped me before?

1. Are you named after anyone?
Nope. But the first recorded appearance of my name is in The Merchant of Venice. Shylock’s daughter, Jessica, screws him over and runs off with a Christian. Snap!

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Or JTT.

3. Are you allergic to anything?
Penicillin, Sulfas and mold.

4. Are you bisexual?
Everyone’s a little queer.

5. Have you ever made out with anyone of the same sex?
Yes.

6. How many U.S states have you been to?
39. Most like have flown over a few more.

7. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
Six.

8. Have you ever lived outside the U.S?
Yes.

9. Name something physical you like about yourself?
Tits.

10. Do you have any pets?
Tobe the Special Needs Cat.

11. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
Been living in sin nigh on 11 years now.

12. Are you bipolar?
No.

13. What’s your dream ride?
Captain Spaulding’s Murder Ride.

14. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Putt-Putt Golf and Games.

15. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
Nope.

16. Has anyone wrote/played a song for you personally?
Written, no. Played, yes. On several occasions, I have been serenaded with acoustic Oasis songs. Works every time.

17. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes. It’s not really that much cooler than being kissed anywhere else though.

18. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Do creepy dudes on the bus count?

19. What song are you listening to right now?
The Smiths, “William It Was Really Nothing”.

20. What's your favorite song at the moment?
The Jello Pudding song about wiggling free.

21. What was the last movie you watched in the theatre?
V for stupid fucking Vendetta.

22. Where was the last place you went besides your home?
Stupid fucking office.

23. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
No. But it’s been tempting on occasion.

24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Once. He asked me too. Apparently, he didn’t think I had it in me.

25.What was the last prezzie a friend brought you for no good reason?
”Prezzie?” Faye bought me a kitten magnet-ie.

26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Body hair.

27. What's ur fav. body part on the opposite sex?
Tummy.

28. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Chai.

29. Your least favorite thing?
How can I possibly choose between the hundreds of things I hate?

30. Would you be lost if you lost your cell phone?
Oh yes. As evidenced by a recent incident, it would ruin my night.

31. Do you have an iPod?
Yep.

32. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I get Patricia Arquette the most.

33. Do you have freckles?
A few tiny ones on my nose and a bunch on my shoulders from the bastard sun.

34. Are you comfortable with your height?
Most of the time.

35. How tall are you?
Not tall.

36. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Family weddings only.

37. Do you watch TV?
And how.

38. Do you like Michael Jackson?
The real Michael Jackson, yes. The one who has been parading around in his ill-fitting skin for the last 20 or so years, no.

39. Can you dance?
No, but I do it anyway.

40. Have you ever surfed?
I’ve boogie boarded. I’m terrible at anything that involves coordination.

41. Do you know how to pump gas?
Of course. You put the thingy in the thingy and squeeze.

42. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
I don’t know. 7am?

43. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes. But never for more than a few seconds.

44.Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.

45. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Isn’t that the very nature of a dare?

March 31, 2006
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1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING: A few times. My favorite was when an old, shitty boyfriend gave one to me and then said “I found it in the road and I thought maybe you’d want it.”

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 3 and a half years and counting.

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED: A kitten magnet.

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL/MOBILE: My current one? A couple, but nothing that hurt it too bad. I’ve lost a few cell phones when dropped during precipitation, though.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT: Yesterday.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?: A broken fucking digital camera on ebay.

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?: Leftover pizza.

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Level of hairiness.

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG: “El Scorcho” Weezer.

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Seattle

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: The Collegiate School

12. CELL/MOBILE PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE(S): It’s been a long time since I was in a Mall, but I liked the sales at Mariposa and Wet Seal.

14. LONGEST JOB HELD: This one. Don’t remind me.

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE: Just the ones in the board games.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE: Not currently, no.

17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED: A co-worker of Dom’s.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Dom. Cos then we could make our movie worry free!

19. LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM: Not that long ago.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: It was Taco Bell. But then somebody told me they put lard in their beans even though the restaurant denies it. So I can’t, in good conscience, eat there every again.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD: “We’ll still be friends in the morning.”

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS: Currently: Kozak’s.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR[s]: Red, black and purple.

26. BEST KISSER: I haven’t kissed everyone yet.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED: Yesterday morning. I was in a mood.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD: Meat, I suppose.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: I pride myself on being a good friend.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: My failing memory.

31. HUH?: Shut up.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB: Day job? 12 hours. Fun job: 16 hours. We probably have quite a few 16-hour days in our filming future.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE: Refuse to choose.

34. CAN YOU SING: No, but I do it anyway.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED: The Tangents!

36. WTF?: Stop it.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: Intermission was the last Libraryflix movie I watched.

38. THINGS YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT: Wallet, keys, cell phone, day planner, chap stick, medications.

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: Seattle.

40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD: Much to the dismay of my waistline.

41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED: Queen.

42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN: It’s dirt-free but extremely cluttered.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER: Desktop.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN: Bill Hicks and Patton Oswalt.

45. DO YOU SMOKE: The occasional beer cigarette or cigar.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT PJs: With. I get cold easily.

47. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP WITH EVERY NIGHT: A Dom.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK: No.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE: Once in high school.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST: French toast. With hash browns.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE: It’s a necessary evil sometimes.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS: Poached.

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY: No, but it’s weird how much my personality fits the Virgo description.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Sherwood.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST: Ben.

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED: “Have time 4 a round of mini golf today?”

57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING: BK.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS: Two.

59. WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW: Radio commercials.

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: I entered nothing/and nothing entered me/till you came with the key/and you did your best but/as I live and breath you have killed me/you have killed me.

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH: Raspberry.

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL: I know how, but the balls don’t do what I want them to do.

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM: Yes.

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Chocolate fudge brownie.

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS: I love them.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I wasn't breast fed.

67. WHAT THE HELL: Indeed.

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY: Whenever possible.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: Summer

70. LAST IM: I honestly can’t remember.

71. HAVE YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID: Do you KNOW how many times I’ve see Out Cold?

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING: 7.

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER: Schnapps.

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET: Hasn’t happened.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET: Cinderella the cat. I was 4.

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED: Extremely cool.

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND: SXSW.

80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS: Tobe will be 2 in April.

81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BACKPACK: My satchel is army green.

82. ARE YOU SICK: Only mentally.

83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL: No.

84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN: Is this a code?

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP: I believe we’ve covered this.

86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV: Are you running out of ideas?

88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER: Always.

90. ARE YOU BLONDE: Never.

91. DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE: Yes.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL: No.

93. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: Yes.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME: Cunty McShitballs.

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT: Black.

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST: Boy, you really don’t listen, do you?

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH: No.

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE: No.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER: No.

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS: Sort of. I’m up 41 flights of stairs.

March 7, 2006
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meme from

1. Cowboy or Indian?
I always ended up playing the indian when we played this game as kids. I'm sure that speaks volumes about my character.

2. Which Superhero did you want to be?
Either a transformer (NOT R.C.) or Selena Kyle.

3. Favorite afterschool cartoon?
Well, in elementary school, I was all about the Transformers/G.I. Joe double feature. But in middle-high school I definitely enjoyed the duck-themed series. And I also watched a lot of Mama's Family. It was on right at 5 every day.

4. Favorite Saturday morning cartoon?
I watched so many, it's hard to pick a favorite. But, and I know this is totally taboo in the comic world, but I really liked the X-Men cartoon.

5. Neighborhood bully or sidekick?
Which did I prefer, or which was I? If the former, I preferred the sidekick, for obvious reasons. I was once chased home from school by a bully with a knife who threatened to “rape” me (inasmuch as middle school boys know what that word means). But if the latter, I was neither. I was kind of a loner until late high school/college.

6. Earliest song you can remember really liking?
The song at the end of Darby O'Gill and the Little people.

7. First LP you bought with your own money?
Like Maura, by the time I was old enough to buy my own music, I was buying cassettes, but I saved up my allowance to buy “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper. I was convinced (and still am) that she was the more talented one in the Madonna vs. Cyndi debate.

8. First elementary kiss?
Didn't happen. I was a tomboy until puberty and then I was too awkward for boys until I turned 16.

9. In kindergarten did you make an ashtray, plate, mirror or picture frame?
Plate w/ handprint.

10. First elementary celebrity crush. (when you were 10 or younger)
Han Solo.

March 2, 2006
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One question for every year of my life…

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Must stop eating so much crap.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$22 and a bunch of change.

3. What's a word that rhymes with “DOOR”?
Abhor.

4. Favorite planet?
Caprica.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell?
My OBGYN’s office.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Black lacy number.

8. Do you “label” yourself?
Only when said label describes a useful fact. (i.e. “vegetarian” or “gimp”).

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Predictions. (Payless brand).

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright fluorescent lights with the gloom from outside peeking in.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
Nice lady!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Tossing and turning.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
“OK. I don’t have plans, really. I just don’t know if my leg will feel better 2 go up the hill.”

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
4 blocks south of my apartment.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
Dom? Maybe my mom.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Dom’s face.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past seven days?
Just the one. Unless medications count.

20. How many roles of film do you need to get developed?
None. I have moved into the digital age. I do want to get some prints though.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I still like 19, but I have high hopes for 28.

22. Your worst enemy?
The Man.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A little girl and a crazy kitten who are both missing their front teeth.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Find out if we commissioned them for work. If we didn’t, then tell them we’re not interested. Thanks.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
Ooh. I need the money, but if I could fly, maybe it would attract investors?

26. je ne sais pas?
Baguette.

27. Do you like someone?
I like many people.

March 1, 2006
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