Meme

1. You are stopped at a red light and when it finally turns green the car in front of you doesn't move. How long do you wait before you honk?
I hardly every drive but I try to be pretty polite in my daily life so probably 5 seconds provided the person in front of me doesn't have anyone in front of them.

2. Are you a golfer?
Only of the mini variety.

3. Do you prefer staples or paper clips?
Staples. Paper clips always fall off.

4. If you could speak any other language fluently which would you choose?
Spanish would come in handy. But I really like the sound of Italian.

5. Would you ever elope?
It sounds kind of fun, actually.

6. What is your favorite candle scent?
Pine, but only if it smells real

7. How old were you when you really understood love?
Does anyone REALLY UNDERSTAND love? Come on.

8. Would you like to change your current living arrangements?
Besides pimping out the basement, nope.

9. How much ice do you like in your drink?
As little as possible, unless the liquid isn't already cold.

10. Truth or Dare?
Dare. I offer of the truth rather freely.

11. What do you think of the zoo?
Those animals look sad.

12. Do you answer your phone before 10am?
Considering I'm awake at 7:30 most days, yes. But on the weekends, usually not.

13. Do you make wishes on loose eyelashes?
I don't believe in wishes.

14. If you ever attempted to break a world record which would you choose?
Most trips to the bathroom in one day. That's something I have a shot at.

15. Have you ever truly been in a place that is haunted?
I've truly been to places that people say are haunted.

16. Have you ever wanted to make out with any of your sibling's friends?
No.

17. What scent reminds you of autumn?
That crisp scent in the air that smells like Autumn.

18. Do you pray before meals?
I don't pray before anything. Or after.

19. If you won the lottery what is the first thing you would do?
This is a standard meme question. And I used to say I'd fund my movie but now that it's not my movie anymore, I don't know. I'd like to travel. Beyond that, I'd have to think about it.

20. When was your last doctor appointment?
A month ago for another stupid UTI. And tomorrow for…guess what?

21. What did you have for dinner last night?
“Ham” and cheese sandwich!

22. Who from high school do you miss the most?
I still wonder what happened to Michael Cross, my unrequited love. And I'm glad I found Boz on Myspace. Other than that, I'm good.

23. Name 2 things you can't make it through the day without?
Tea. Email.

24. If you had to move to a different state which one would you choose?
I suppose it would be Portland, Oregon. It's kind of like Seattle but smaller and less work opportunities for me.

25. Did you see anything unusual happen today?
So my boss arranged for this representative from Costco to come in to the office. He brought a whole bunch of free food: fruit, muffins, danishes, and in exchange for the free muffins, we had to listen to his shpiel about Costco memberships. I'm not sure if anyone signed up, but the guy stayed in the kitchen for TWO HOURS so every time anyone went in there for water or tea or what have you, he would ask “Have you given any thought to signing up?” and “I hope you enjoyed the food!”. The whole scene was strange for many reasons.

26. Name an actor, actress, singer, etc. who never got the respect they deserved?
Eric Roberts. But never say never.

27. What is your favorite Mexican food?
Chilli Relleno.

28. What are your guilty pleasures?
I have many pleasures but I don't feel guilty about them, really, so I can't count booze, food, sex or bad movies. What's left?

29. You just stepped out of the shower and someone rings the doorbell, what do you do?
Put my jammies on quickly and then peer through the peep hole to decide if I want to continue this course of action or ignore them.

30. Do you decorate for the holidays?
Well, Brugos made that tree for Christmas this past year. That was cool. I didn't have anything to do with it though.

31. How many phone calls have you answered today?
None. It's been quiet. Lots of emails though.

32. Which relative do you like the least?
Racist grandma.

33. There's a hottie across the room. How do you get his/her attention?
Stick my butt out. My hottie likes butts.

34. What's the coolest thing you've ever won?
I always feel pretty good when we win first place at Clever Dunne's trivia. It's not about the money, man. It's about the glory!

35. Which T.V. game show would you like to play?
The World Series of Pop Culture.