uncial Pharramacy

1. DO YOU SNORE?
No.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
50/50

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Wasting my life.

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Inasmuch as I had Legos and loved to play with them. I wasn’t nearly as cool as Zach or Jack though.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
There’s too much of it for sure, but some of it is addictive.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
If you like that sort of thing.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
N/A.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black at work, white at home.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Occasionally.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Ask your mom.

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
A city with good weather and lots to do.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
According to a lot of comedians I respect, he used to be. But I don’t remember it.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
I can keep afloat.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
Yes. Why?

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
It would be pretty stupid not to. And there are a lot of stupid people out there.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I believe it’s three-hee.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Not without pausing a lot.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Tons.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
No.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Never really thought about it. I haven’t seen an electric pencil sharpener since middle school.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
It’s barbaric and unnecessary.

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
No.

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I don’t mind it, but other people seem to enjoy making fun of it.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Penicillin, sulfa, moldy cheeses, pollen.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID?
Fuck?
2 minutes ago under my breath. I prefaced it with “what the”.

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
No. But Tupac is.

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Only if they go over the 30-minute mark.

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Poached.

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Is this an earnest question? Jesus.

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
In my butt.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
Time for you to write some more interesting questions, dipshit.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yes.

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes.

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Dude. Seriously. You’re questions are making me sleepy.

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Ask Paris Hilton.

39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yes.

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Caffeine.

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy.

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yes.

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No.

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
If you want it to be. But it’s not for everyone.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Only when I’m drunk.

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Occasionally.

51. WHO'S BETTER? johnny damon > derek jeter?
I don’t care.

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No one is.

53. HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?
Many many times.

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Skin flute.

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
When I was 16, I stole $20 from my mom’s purse like a little punk to buy an Avail CD. That’s it though.

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No.

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yes, as long as it’s warm.

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Every once in a while.

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Only the magic in a young girl’s heart.

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Bite me.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Why? Did Santa Claus tell you it wasn’t real?

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Not really.

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Yes.

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Instant black bean soup.

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
When the mood strikes me.

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Shut up.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Any of those Welch’s commercial with the creepy precocious kids.

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
No.

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
The Fuckbots.

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