1) Are you currently in a relationship or single?
Relationship.
2) Are you happy with where you are?
Mostly.
3) When was the last time you went on a date?
Last Friday. Sort of.
4) Did you enjoy it?
Yes.
5) What was your longest relationship?
3 years.
6) Why did it end?
It hasn’t yet. I’m going to predict alien abduction.
7) Who broke up with whom?
The alien.
8) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
Yeah. I’m a dope that way.
9) Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
10) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
I feel that there are circumstances which lead people to believe that it is warranted. But in the end, it would have been better for both parties to end it BEFORE the third party entered into the picture sexually.
11) Have you talked about marriage with another person or have you been married?
Talked about it. Realized it’s not for me.
12) Do you want children?
I really don’t.
13) If yes how many?
-2.5
14) Would you consider adoption?
If I were, for some ungodly reason, to want children, that would be the way to go.
15) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool unique way of showing you would be?
Boom box and trench coat. (KIDDING)
16) Do you enjoy a chase?
I used to.
17) Be honest, do you play the “game” when you are dating someone?
I don’t really know what that means. Therefore, I’m going to say no. I was always pretty frustrated with the “gaming” aspect of it. When I liked someone, I would let them know, and they could take it or leave it. It was when they played ambiguous that I would get frustrated. I guess I’m kind of aggressive when it comes to attaining the men.
19) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
No. That’s stupid.
20) Are you a romantic?
Not in the traditional sense.
21) If money wasn't an object, what would you do on your next date with someone you like?
Go to Europe in a private jet (preferably silent and invisible), see a show, go pubbing and fly home.
22) Outdoor date or indoor?
Depends on the whether.
How important is…
23) Money?
In terms of picking who I date? Not at all. In fact, the only rich guy I dated was a total prick.
24) Physical attraction?
Very important.
25) Body type?
I have no body type-type. I’ve been with all shapes and sizes. But I do have to be attracted to them.
26) Brains?
Extremely important.
27) Animal lover?
Pretty important. I find that people who don’t like animals tend to be pretty Machiavellian in their ways. And I don’t jive with the Prince.
28) Good sex?
Important.
29) Kinky sex?
Kinky is relative.
30) Religion?
I wouldn’t mind a spiritual person, but I doubt I could ever date (or even be real friends with) a hardcore Christian.
31) Do you believe that you can change someone?
No.
32) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object?
I still wouldn’t.
33) How important is age?
Not terribly. But there is a statute of limitations on propriety. Still, Harold and Maude is one of my favorite movies.
34) Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
Yes. Unless it’s something I’m REALLY right about.
35) Do you have feelings for someone right now, whether they know or not?
Yes. And they know it. I wear my goddamned heart on my sleeve.
Effed by the Wind 