galway Insane to lets this go. clinch

Thank you

1. REAL FIRST NAME:
Jessica

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
Migraine

3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
Most of the time

4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
None. It burns.

5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
I have the odd girl on girl fantasy but, I definitely prefer the dudes. By the way, I just started watching Queer as Folk and I'm addicted. It's basically the PERFECT porn for girls who like dudes because it's porn that is all men and has a good story.

6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
I don't suck.

7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
Yes.

8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
No way.

9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
Not really.

10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
Stogie.

11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
Alcohol.

12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Public transportation or vespas.

13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
The kind you can buy at the drug store for less than $15.

15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
Not at all. Though it might just be the rusty pipes in my apartment.

16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
I don't remember. It was a hand-me-down and I was just happy to receive it.

17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH?
I am quite fond of the West Coast Roasted Veggie sandwiches from Organic-To-Go.

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Cereal or a good fry up.

19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
Probably Dom's antique radio. After that, my VHS copy of The Empire Strikes Back.

20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
500 or thereabouts.

21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
Not yet.

22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON [ED: EXCLUDING SPOUSES], WHO WOULD IT BE?
It's hard to say because I don't actually KNOW any of my celebrity crushes, and if I got to know them, I might not want them anymore. But something tells me Jarvis Cocker would be all about the pleasing of the nether-regions.

23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
Many times. And they are well documented and all medically necessary to some degree.

24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
Fuck! I don't suppose we're very imaginative when we injure ourselves.

25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
Not at all.

26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
This is also well documented.

27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
T-Mobile

28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING?
No.

29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING
Yes.

30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
About 6 months ago, I think.

31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Old enough to know better.

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
Sky Dive.

33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
No.

34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
depends on the time of year and the likelihood of anyone finding out

35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
Uh…no?

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
Blackthorns Cider, and, if you don't count cider, Moretti.

38. ARE YOU RACIST?
Not that I know of.

39. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
Generally.

40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
Generally liberal. But I'm not a fan of extremists in either direction.

44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
Eyes or boobs.

45. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
Dude, get over it.

46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
FLORIDA!

47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
No. I have given every pet a proper burial.

48. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
That's retarded.

49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
I try not to be but I definitely get along better with men than women.

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
Hunting.

51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
Absolutely not.

52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
How much time is left on my lunchbreak?

53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
Since I'm never driving, I have the luxury of rubbernecking without consequences.

54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR LJ?
Reading a book?

55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
I was called when I was overseas but, being abroad, I was exempt.

56. DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
Yes.

58. ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
Cute.

59. DID YOU ENJOY THIS SURVEY MORE THAN THE AVERAGE “TIRED” ONES THAT HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND FOREVER?
I've had better.

60. IF YOU COULD SLEEP WITH ANY MILF….
Do Pam Grier, Jennifer Tilly or Angela Basset have kids?

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