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YEEEEEESSSS! I got a meme!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY (besides your real name):
1. Jess
2. J-Bax
3. Messica

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. LintIsGod (Stupid high school joke. That was my first ever screen name and it was on AOL)
2. i_see_toast (Stupid now joke from when Dom and I were courting. Somehow I still think it's funny)
3. the_baxter

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I've been told I have nice eyes
2. Badunkadunk (sometimes I like it)
3. Boobies

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF :
Aw…only THREE?
1. Not as thin as I used to be. Not that I thought I was thin then.
2. Short torso.
3. Manly shoulders.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. Italian
3. Fruitcake

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Death
2. Confrontation
3. Elevators

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Chap stick
2. Eyeliner
3. Email

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A brown dress with pink trim! (I want to look nice for tonight).
2. My Mary Janes.
3. Black stockings. Always black stockings.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. The Clash
2. Oasis
3. Buddy Holly

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Spontaneity
3. Friendship

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I never got drunk until college
2. I'm one of the of millions of people who suffers from IBS
3. I was a virgin until college

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. The ability (and propensity) to grow facial hair
2. Boys are funnier (and more fun) than girls (with a few notable exceptions, most of whom I'm friends with)
3. Penis

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching Movies
2. Making movies (though I'm not sure if that's a hobby if I want to turn it into a career)
3. Drinking with friends (how sad)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Caffienate
2. Not be at work
3. Go on a trip with my friends

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Filmmaker
2. Vet (What I wanted to be in elementary school before I realised that I needed to be good at science)
3. Rock Journalist (that's what I wanted to be in high school before I realised I hated most of the music I would have to cover)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. San Diego :)
2. New Orleans
3. Mexico

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Johnny Gunn
2. Dom Zook
3. Benn Dunn

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Become immortal
2. Visit at least 5 more countries
3. Make “Plight of the Living Dead”

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like poop jokes
2. I like violent movies
3. I hate Sex and The City

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I like to wear dresses and skirts
2. I get PMS something awful
3. I wonder if I look fat in that

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Rob Zombie
2. Dominic Monaghan
3. Melanie Lynskey

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
meepblop, demondoyle, icy_breeze

under him; he gasped

“Lost” Spoilers Herein

J.J. Abrahms is a fuckhead. Please bear with me while I rant. As usual, there were as many flaws as successes to last night's season finale. Ok, so I must admit that the last 10-15 minutes were pretty goddamned gripping. But to not give us the slightest INKLING of the evil that lurks within the hatch? That's just mean. Leaving Michael floating in the water as he watches Walt being taken away, while Sawyer and Jin, possibly dead, are nowhere to be found was a good cliffhanger. (By the way, Faye totally called the fact that “The Others” were after Walt and not the stupid baby). But there are some holes even in that otherwise cool scene. Like where in the hell do “The Others” get gas for their boat? Or electricity for the giant spotlight on the front? It's sloppy storytelling…unless the island is just like the one in that Huey Lewis and the News video where if they just go far enough, they will find a big resort and civilization and Starbucks. Well, at least we learned more about the Iron Giant. It's pretty certain that the Iron Giant IS, in fact, The Iron Giant, whatwith all the mechanical noises it was making. So at least we got THAT much of a bone. But seriously. A broken ladder with not even a HINT of the evil that Walt was screaming about? G.A.Y. My qualms with Abrahms are thus. He always tries to be the big serial suspense mastermind. But he goes from being totally predictable and unoriginal (Artz might as well have been wearing a red uniform) to refusing to give ANY answers or even INKLINGS of answers to the big questions. It feels he might be less of a genius and more a guy who has no idea where he wants his characters to go. Or maybe it's just that Joss Whedon has ruined me forever. Joss is like that perfect ex that you will never really get over and the standard to which you will hold all future relationships. Will I ever be truly in love with a television show again? The end of Alias last night was fairly Willow/Tara-esque. But less so because I don't care about any of the characters on Alias. I don't know. All I know is that J.J. Abrahms is a fuckhead.

Doh!
I just read the TWOP Recaplet and it's pretty much EXACTLY what I just said above, only funny.