Weekend Recap

FRIDAY

I packed my bag full of booze and Brugos and I met Ben at the Oak Tree Cinema to see Ghost Rider. About 10 minutes in, I realized that this was the greatest bad comic book movie ever made. It was truly glorious. Actors were hamming it up right and left and, at the center of it all, was Nicolas Cage. Brugos and I are both now convinced that he is am incredible actor. It takes a tremendous amount of talent to be able to pull of hammy lines like that and be engaging. I was also very impressed with Wes Bentley who proved that he's not just a bag-obsessed dramatic actor but camp it up with the best of them. (The best being Nic Cage. God damn. He was awesome.)

Ben wasn't quite so enamored with the whole thing. But, by the end, most of the theatre was laughing along which was great because it meant that mine and Brugos' constant cackling wasn't as annoying to others as we'd feared. We weren't making fun. We were genuinely enjoying the shit out of Ghost Rider. I'm excited to write my review for the work blog.

After the movie, we wandered over to the Mandarin Gate for some karaoke. We were met by Elyse. The place was pretty crowded and we were surprised to see a few hipsters in attendance. One of them sounded like Cat Power, if Cat Power sang fun songs. I felt a bit off but everyone insisted that I sounded OK. Still, I couldn't really hear myself and I was getting kind of frustrated. We left around midnight but I never did get the post-Ghost Rider high back, we Brugos and I just went home after dropping Elyse off.

SATURDAY
We spent all day getting the house in order and got SO much done. It was really nice to be so productive. After picking up some food from Taste of India, we had Andy and John over for poker. Brugos won both games. We finished the evening with some very intense Catan which we were all pretty close to winning. John pulled it out in the end.

SUNDAY
We did a little more clean up and then decided we needed to get out of the house. We were going to play some tennis, but I realised I didn't have any sneakers. I had gotten rid of my last pair because they hurt and I hadn't replaced them. Brugos suggested a trip to the mall, which I am always quick to nay say. In the end, he convinced me that we could get in and out fast and then play some tennis. So we hit the Payless at Northgate and it was, indeed, very fast. Best of all, they were having a buy-one-get-one-half-off sale on ANYTHING in the store. So I ended up with a pair of sneakers and boots for $40 and Brugos got some dress shoes and hiking boots.

We got to the tennis court around 3:30. It was raining a little bit but we managed to get about 45 minutes of play in before the wind and exhaustion got the better of us. I hadn't played tennis in about 10 years so I was, naturally, terrible. But it was very fun and I improved quite a bit during the short time we were out there. I look forward to playing more once the weather improves.

When we got home, we cooked up some dinner and then put in Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst. Neither of us knew very much about the story, but the documentary was amazing. Not only was it a fantastic story, but they had SO much actual footage of the events, and all of the tapes that the S.L.A. sent, that you really felt like you were watching the events unfold as they happened. They also interviewed the 2 members who were in prison during the kidnapping. I also had a revelation, during the movie. I didn't realize that Cecil B. Demented is basically the Patty Hearst story re-told with radical filmmakers. Cecil has been my favorite Waters movie since it was released, but now I can enjoy it on a whole new level. Waters is a genius. I also now understand why so many college kids identified with Hearst and elevated her as a hero. I wish I'd sought to learn about this story years ago.

Brad arrived just as the movie was ending, and we broke out the Catan board. We played a rousing game and finished in time to watch a TiVod BSG. I must admit that I feel like this last episode of BSG kind of jumped the space shark a little. Come on, guys. Blowing Chief and Callie out into space and catching them in a Raptor? Because apparently people CAN survive for up to a minute in space with no suit. And does a hull breach really sound like a wind storm is going on outside? I didn't think space was all that windy. But what do I know? And every year on his anniversary, Adama has to put up with the bitchy ghost of his ex-wife? The only good thing about this episode was the Lee finally got to give a rousing speech that didn't sound whiny or insolent. Otherwise, it was pretty weak.

Chinese New Year Meme!

From MarkTapioKines

1. What supermarket do you usually buy your groceries at?
Whatever's handy/affordable. Usually QFC, but I like to go to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods and go crazy with the pre-made foods.

2. How many times do you go out for lunch per week?
Usually once during the weekdays and once over the weekend.

3. How often do you eat at a Chinese restaurant?
Maybe once a month. As Sherwood said, there isn't a lot of great Chinese food in this town. I heart Wok and Grill though.

4. How many alcoholic beverages do you consume per week?
10-12.

5. Do you believe that Al Gore actually won the Florida electoral vote in the 2000 Presidential race?
Not as such, but there was definitely something funny going on.

6. What brand(s) of underwear do you wear?
Whatever is on sale in whatever store I happen to be in though I have a lot from Macy's (formerly the Bon Marche) and Old Navy.

7. Other than underwear, cite three name brands (in any field of commerce) that you would say you “trust” in, as a consumer:
Sony, Amy's, Starbuck's.

8. If you could have free movie tickets for the rest of your life or free CDs and legal MP3 downloads for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Definitely the movie tickets. They are profoundly overpriced. Music is not so much anymore.

9. If you could get a 25% raise but have to stay at your current job position (if you have one) for the next two years, or get a 0% raise but get promoted to doing something really cool and satisfying at the same company, which would you take?
Like Mark, I would take the raise. I think I am already doing the most satisfying job at my company.

10. What's the name of your bank?
Wells Fargo. I don't love them but I'm too lazy to switch.

11. Are you saving any money for the long-term future?
I have a Roth IRA and a traditional IRA as well as an investment account. IRAs don't net you a LOT of retirement money because you can only contribute $4000/per year (in total) to them and you definitely want to invest them in a mid-low risk mutual fund instead of a volatile stock so they grow pretty slowly. My investment account is slightly higher risk and so I've gotten some return on that. However, without a 401(k) and with the prospect of no social security, I think our generation are going to be in a bad way when we retire. Maybe I should grow a kid to take care of me.

12. What beverage do you like best with a hearty Chinese dinner?
The house tea or a glass of red wine.

13. Speaking of dinner, would you rather eat super tasty food in a restaurant with zero atmosphere (fluorescent lights, vinyl tables) or eat mediocre, forgettable food in a restaurant filled with rich ambiance (dark, candlelit, warm and cozy)?
Absolutely the tasty food. Atmosphere is NICE but the whole reason to go out is to eat delicious food that you can't make/wouldn't have thought to make at home.

14. Have you ever hated the service so much at a restaurant that you purposefully left no tip?
I think once, but I usually just tip small on bad service. (10-15%). 20% is for adequate service and more than 20% is for exceptionally good service.

15. What's your favorite Chinese movie? (Include movies from mainland China, Hong Kong and Taiwan.)
Story of Ricky

16. What's your favorite Chinese dish?
Moo shoo vegetable.

17. Have you ever dated a Chinese person?
I have not.

18. Were you a fan of the series “Six Feet Under”?
I tried watching it a couple of times. It never sucked me in.

19. Where do you get your hair cut and how much does it usually cost?
I used to go to Vain, but they gradually raised their prices until I couldn't afford it anymore. Now I go to Zero Zero and pay what I paid when I first started going to Vain ($35 including tip).

20. Do you believe your life will be better in ten years than it is now?
Hard to say. A lot can happen in 10 years. I think it will probably be very different. Hopefully, I will be making more money. I will probably have more health problems. I do look forward to the future, but I am very much enjoying the present.

His Potter Ain't Harry

I’m sorry, Elyse and Ben, but I HAVE to post this.

If you want to see Daniel Radcliffe’s bare ass carry on: Continue reading

What What?

From Best Week Ever blog.

It's catchy.

(MOSTLY safe for work. But he does say “butt” a lot.)

Haven't Done One Of These In A While

This meme has nothing to do with Valentines Day.

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
I don't know specificially. Recently, I'm sure. My fella is nice to hold hands with.

2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the first thing you would do?
Jack off.

3. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

4. Where is your mom?
Shoveling snow from her driveway in New Mexico. Global warming?! Impossible! It's COLD.

5. Morning or night person?
I hit my stride around 6pm.

6. What was the last movie you watched?
Match Point. It wasn't what I expected at all. I think I liked it but I'm not sure.

7. Favorite number?
42.

8. Any cool scars?
I have kind of grown to like my knee scars.

9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
Level of scruffiness.

10. What do you do when no one is watching?
Pick at things I shouldn't pick at.

11. Ever been in love?
Yes.

12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being clumsy.

13. What is your curfew?
When you're a grown-up like me, you can go to bed whenever you want! The downside is you have to get up for work the next day.

14. Do you talk a lot?
I think I talk enough. I have bene known to ramble but it's usually under the influence of something.

15. You + alcohol =
A slightly bolder/sillier Baxter.

16. What's your worst personality flaw?
Extreme guilt.

17. Would you marry for money?
Of course not.

18. Could you live without a computer?
Doubt it considering it's my job.

19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be?
I like the clothes and music of the 60's but as fucked up as things are today, I think we're still better off.

20. Do you drink enough water?
Most of the time.

21. Do you wear shoes in your house or take them off?
Take them off.

22.What is your favorite fruit?
Pineapple or coconut.

23. What is your favorite place to visit?
Austin.

24. Are you photogenic?
If I can keep my damned eyes open, it usually works out alright.

25. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color mostly.

26. Why do you take surveys?
So help me God, I don't know.

27. Do you drink?
See question #15.

28. What is the most beautiful language?
The Language of Love, a.k.a. boners.

29. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
Yeah. As long as it's Brugos and not some random person who wandered into the bedroom. Tobe would be OK too.

30. What do you like most sunrise or sunset?
I haven't watched that many sunrises so they are more special to me.

31. Do you want to live till 100 yrs?
As long as I'm reasonably healthy.

32. Is there anyone you'd take a bullet for?
Yep.

33. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or the lights off?
Off is cool as long as I don't fall asleep.

34. Do you believe in God?
No.

35. Do you like to watch cartoons?
Some.

36. What age did you find out that Santa Claus wasnt real?
I think I was 6. It just kind of dawned on me and when I confronted my parents, they didn't deny it. Christmas was a lot less cool after that.

37. Do you write poems?
I used to. Most of them were terrible.

38. Do you snort?
I have on occasion. It's funny.

39. You sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
All 3. I shift a lot throughout the night.

40. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
If I had to pick between those two breeds, rottweiler. Poodles are annoying. I'm happy with cats though.

41. Are you basically a happy person?
Basically, yeah.

42. Are you tired?
Yes. But I'll perk up as soon as I'm not in front of a computer any longer.

43. Did you drink anything with caffeine today?
2 cups of tea and counting.

44. How many phones do you have in your home?
My cell and Brugos' cell.

45. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
So, so. As long as politics/religion aren't discussed with my dad and mom respectively.

47. What do you do when you're sad?
Drink and sleep more.

48. What do you need most now?
I dunno. I'm kind of content. Maybe a raise?

49. What are you listening to right now?
KEXP.

50. What are you craving for now?
Gato Negro Cabernet.

The Guttes and I Love You

Steve Guttenberg and a cute doggie wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

Humpin' Around

I just heard that “My Humps” won a Grammy. I learned this from Stephen Colbert (via ) who said “I used to hate 'My Humps' until it won a Grammy.” In case there was ANY doubt about the legitimacy of the Grammy awards as a means to recognize musical talent, this proves it. The Grammys are a crock.

I'd also like to say Fuck the Police. And I don't mean that in an N.W.A. kind of way.

IBS Be-Gone!: Day Twenty Two

God, I miss wine.

I have slightly over a week left. So far so good. I have only had one bad incident since I started. I take that as a good sign. Cravings haven't been as bad as I expected either, though yesterday I went to Taste of India with Brugos and Brad and was a bit sad I couldn't rip off a big piece of naan and stuff it in my mouth. Turns out, however, that my favorite Indian dishes are perfectly within my diet parameters. Had I know this, I would have gone there several times already.

I might also be partaking in some Blu C Sushi on Wednesday for V-Day. I am looking forward to that prospect, even if I don't get to end my meal with my traditional cream puff.

I should probably start planning how and in what order I'm going to reintroduce yeast and sugar. I think some dietary changes will probably stick though. No more sugar in my tea. No more soda ever. And I'm going to try REALLY hard to keep high fructose corn syrup out of my diet entirely. (With the possible exception of HP Sauce. How can I say goodbye forever to the greatest condiment known to man?)

I think I will have to celebrate the end with a bottle of wine though. Something dry.

Snow Day Resurrected

Fangoria TV bought the broadcast rights to show Snow Day, Bloody Snow Day. They will be doing so starting Feb. 16th. I know most of you have already seen Snow Day. Many of you have probably seen it ad nausium. Still, will you please email the Fangoria people and tell them how much you like it (even if you don't)? A good response, according to, could mean more good stuff for GadZook (and possibly even Plight of the Living Dead in the future.

Big Love.

Edit from Dom: Just to be clear, Fangoria didn't buy anything. They acquired the screening rights for the film, but we still own all rights in relation to it. They have the ability to screen it on their station and present it in DVD compilations should they choose. IF they start charging for things, then we'll see a small fraction of a percentage of dough. The big thing is to convince Fangoria that there is a huge audience for our type of humor. So yes, please e-mail them and say so! :)

Sweet

You scored as The Femme Fatale. You're carefree, dark and adventurous…and slightly fatale to the heart.

The Femme Fatale

70%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

40%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

35%

The Student Dyke

35%

The Granola Dyke

35%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

30%

The Stud

25%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

25%

The Surprise! Dyke

25%

The Little-Boy Dyke

10%

The Bohemian Dyke

10%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

10%

The Hipster Dyke

0%

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