Fun Has an Expiration Date

This just in: The Seattle Fun Forest is no longer fun.

Actually, everyone who lives here already knew that, but it seemed like (much like the monorail) it would remain a neglected, sorry part of Seattle forever. However, it would appear that on Labor Day 2009, the haunted amusement park in Seattle Center is being dismantled. You have a little less than two years to needlessly risk your personal safety on the rickety roller coaster or place your life into the hands of apathetic teenagers on the log ride.

I want dibs on their mini golf course. That colorful burro would look fantastic in our back yard.