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Jessica creates a meme!

Through a unique combination of boredom and geektitude, my brain to ponder what certain comicbook characters might listen to. Here are my theories. If you’re game, I’d love to hear what others think. Also, feel free to add characters.

Make with the nerdiness!

1. Superman – Matchbox 20
2. Batman – Nine Inch Nails
3. Robin – Wham!
4. Hulk – Sepultura
5. Aquaman – Erasure
6. Wolverine – The Doors
7. Cyclops – Rush
8. Wonder Woman – Indigo Girls
9. Captain America – Toby Keith
10. Catwoman – Souxsie & The Banshees
11. Punisher – Social Distortion
12. Swamp Thing – Enya
13. Storm – Black Eyed Peas (old skool)
14. Gambit – Creedence Clearwater Revival
15. Daredevil – The Rolling Stones
16. Hellboy – Metallica
17. Magneto – Pet Shop Boys
18. Lex Luthor – Electric Light Orchestra
19. The Joker – Weird Al Yankovic
20. Dark Phoenix – Ani DiFranco

March 3, 2006
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finally, a really fun meme

meme from

1. Cowboy or Indian?
I always ended up playing the indian when we played this game as kids. I'm sure that speaks volumes about my character.

2. Which Superhero did you want to be?
Either a transformer (NOT R.C.) or Selena Kyle.

3. Favorite afterschool cartoon?
Well, in elementary school, I was all about the Transformers/G.I. Joe double feature. But in middle-high school I definitely enjoyed the duck-themed series. And I also watched a lot of Mama's Family. It was on right at 5 every day.

4. Favorite Saturday morning cartoon?
I watched so many, it's hard to pick a favorite. But, and I know this is totally taboo in the comic world, but I really liked the X-Men cartoon.

5. Neighborhood bully or sidekick?
Which did I prefer, or which was I? If the former, I preferred the sidekick, for obvious reasons. I was once chased home from school by a bully with a knife who threatened to “rape” me (inasmuch as middle school boys know what that word means). But if the latter, I was neither. I was kind of a loner until late high school/college.

6. Earliest song you can remember really liking?
The song at the end of Darby O'Gill and the Little people.

7. First LP you bought with your own money?
Like Maura, by the time I was old enough to buy my own music, I was buying cassettes, but I saved up my allowance to buy “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper. I was convinced (and still am) that she was the more talented one in the Madonna vs. Cyndi debate.

8. First elementary kiss?
Didn't happen. I was a tomboy until puberty and then I was too awkward for boys until I turned 16.

9. In kindergarten did you make an ashtray, plate, mirror or picture frame?
Plate w/ handprint.

10. First elementary celebrity crush. (when you were 10 or younger)
Han Solo.

March 2, 2006
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walleum original

We made it! For the second time, one of Elyse’s brilliant party ideas was written up by Party Crashers in the Stranger. I hate to admit it, but it’s kinda thrilling to read quotes (borderline anonymous as they were) from me and Faye, and especially to see our pictures in the elusive rag. Maybe some day our artistic projects will be equally embraced. Perhaps Elyse needs to take the helm of our PR department.

If nothing else, it has earned us a reputation as “black-hearted tarts” (as stated in the photo caption in the print edition), and that’s a label I can live with.

Party Crasher: When Being Depressed was Fun

by Paul Constant

With Valentine’s Day a bitter, empty memory, our hosts have thrown a post-/anti-VD party. The invitations were specific: It’s an ’80s (“Pre–Hot Topic and Marilyn Manson”) Goth Party. There are no dog collars, S&M latex, or painful-looking piercings to be found—just a lot of black lipstick and eye shadow and tons of the Cure and Siouxsie and the Banshees. A woman hands partiers high-school-style folded notes, adding, “Not that it means anything,” before slouching away. One reads: “Hey, Valentine! Love is pain! Whatever.”

People get tips on how to goth dance: “It’s kind of the antihippie dancing. Hippies dance with their arms outstretched and goths are all self-contained and dancing inward.” But even with an impressive smoke machine, the Darkness is hard to maintain: People are continually shouting, “No smiling! Never smiling!” A sad schoolgirl bubbles, “I’m the happiest goth in the world!” and someone else explains, “When I hear Joy Division, I just get happy… it makes me wanna dance happily.”

The partiers all look so adorable in their Heathers-era gloom that it’s enough to make you regret that Trent Reznor ever came along and depressed the hell out of the scene. Some women decorate Party Crasher with black eyeliner and lipstick, and we start to feel a little bit melancholy. We explain that we’ve never done goth before. “Well,” someone says, “you’re not really goth, you’re kind of… Gap-goth.” We say that being called Gap-anything makes us want to hang ourselves, and she snarks: “No, see, if you hung yourself, you’d be a real goth.”

March 2, 2006
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White Man In America!

Hey kids! Do you like to LAUGH? If you said yes, you might be one of the tens of people who would enjoy this music video that makes fun of pro-America Christian music.

And while you're at Storypipe, you should also watch Baxter/Hoerauf favorites “Love and 145 Watts” and “Terry” for the 40th time. Why? Because you LOOOOOVE us!

March 1, 2006
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swim or chaconne

One question for every year of my life…

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Must stop eating so much crap.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$22 and a bunch of change.

3. What's a word that rhymes with “DOOR”?
Abhor.

4. Favorite planet?
Caprica.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell?
My OBGYN’s office.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Black lacy number.

8. Do you “label” yourself?
Only when said label describes a useful fact. (i.e. “vegetarian” or “gimp”).

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Predictions. (Payless brand).

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright fluorescent lights with the gloom from outside peeking in.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
Nice lady!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Tossing and turning.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
“OK. I don’t have plans, really. I just don’t know if my leg will feel better 2 go up the hill.”

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
4 blocks south of my apartment.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
Dom? Maybe my mom.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Dom’s face.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past seven days?
Just the one. Unless medications count.

20. How many roles of film do you need to get developed?
None. I have moved into the digital age. I do want to get some prints though.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I still like 19, but I have high hopes for 28.

22. Your worst enemy?
The Man.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A little girl and a crazy kitten who are both missing their front teeth.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Find out if we commissioned them for work. If we didn’t, then tell them we’re not interested. Thanks.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
Ooh. I need the money, but if I could fly, maybe it would attract investors?

26. je ne sais pas?
Baguette.

27. Do you like someone?
I like many people.

March 1, 2006
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