White Man In America!

Hey kids! Do you like to LAUGH? If you said yes, you might be one of the tens of people who would enjoy this music video that makes fun of pro-America Christian music.

And while you're at Storypipe, you should also watch Baxter/Hoerauf favorites “Love and 145 Watts” and “Terry” for the 40th time. Why? Because you LOOOOOVE us!

swim or chaconne

One question for every year of my life…

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Must stop eating so much crap.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$22 and a bunch of change.

3. What's a word that rhymes with “DOOR”?
Abhor.

4. Favorite planet?
Caprica.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell?
My OBGYN’s office.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Black lacy number.

8. Do you “label” yourself?
Only when said label describes a useful fact. (i.e. “vegetarian” or “gimp”).

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Predictions. (Payless brand).

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright fluorescent lights with the gloom from outside peeking in.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
Nice lady!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Tossing and turning.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
“OK. I don’t have plans, really. I just don’t know if my leg will feel better 2 go up the hill.”

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
4 blocks south of my apartment.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
Dom? Maybe my mom.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Dom’s face.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past seven days?
Just the one. Unless medications count.

20. How many roles of film do you need to get developed?
None. I have moved into the digital age. I do want to get some prints though.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I still like 19, but I have high hopes for 28.

22. Your worst enemy?
The Man.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A little girl and a crazy kitten who are both missing their front teeth.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Find out if we commissioned them for work. If we didn’t, then tell them we’re not interested. Thanks.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
Ooh. I need the money, but if I could fly, maybe it would attract investors?

26. je ne sais pas?
Baguette.

27. Do you like someone?
I like many people.