By now you may or may not have seen the pictures of a commando Britney Speares flashing her taco as she's getting out of Paris Hilton's car. Why is celebrity snatch such big news? Who knows. All I know is that I felt compelled to click through even though I already know what a [...]
Possibly insensitive observation
If Subway sandwiches are so good for you, how come there are so many overweight people who work at Subway?
Frankenmeme
Two MySpace memes melded together to make them slightly less lame:
I am listening to…. computer whir.
I talk… in hyperbole.
I love… long weekends.
My best friend… awesome.
I hate it when people… are inconsiderate.
Love is… a good thing.
Marriage is… for everyone who wants it.
Somewhere, someone is… pooping.
I'll always… try to do my best.
I have a secret crush on… [...]
Drunken Photo Album
It's Mark's favorite thing! Links to pictures taken whilst (mostly) drunk.
Here's Mark's visit to the People's Pub.
Here's Saturday's pub crawl.
A response to backlash
So I guess they (wisely) decided to pull the plug on this O.J. thing. Of course, I'm sure they only did it because of negative backlash and not because they realised the error of their ways. I don't really buy the publisher's story that she was only doing it to help other abuse victims. [...]
My baby's in the news again
The Stranger hopped on the story about Brugos' mural. I guess they needed to wait until there was some actual contention before they would write about it. It's an informative and (mostly) accurate piece, apart from spelling his name wrong at the end and getting his age wrong as well.
I like the [...]
What. The. Eff.
I am struggling to find the words for this. How did this idea even come about? Why would OJ write a book like this if he still denies killing her? Is he basically rubbing the fact that he got away with murder in the faces of America? Is it true that ANY press is [...]
In theory
You Passed Your Driver's Test
Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct.
You're a good driver - at least, when you want to be.
Are You a Good Driver?
But I can't figure out what I got wrong!
I have no life.
Another movie meme from
My grand total is 163.
(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(X) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 9
(x) The Princess Bride
(X) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(X) Labyrinth
(X) Saw
() Saw II
(X) White Noise
() White Oleander
() Anger Management
(X) 50 First [...]
The umbrella fiasco continues…
Due to this apocalyptic fucking weather we're having, my trip to the library resulted in me having to buy YET ANOTHER umbrella after the wind ripped my trusty polka dot number to shreds. I briefly mourned the loss of a good umbrella which has served me for over a year (and which I miraculously hadn't [...]
