Jared Leto is now as amusingly pathetic and insane as Courney Love. He's always been a bit of a heel, but now that he's in a Hot Topic Goth band with a pretentious, nonsensical name, and symbolically argues with himself in music videos, he seems to think that his eyeliner don't smudge. Read these recent accounts of how he went apeshit and assaulted two people at some MTV thing: The wee and docile Elijah Wood and blogebrity Scott Stereogum. The fact that he thinks ANYONE should take him seriously after…well…his ENTIRE career thus far, is astounding.
It's Official
that's craaaaazy
You KNOW you want to hear Paris Hilton's music. Hear her do the songs that Paula Abdul rejected for “Forever Your Girl”.
It's interesting to note that Paris' voice sounds different on each track. I'm sure that's a sign of her diversity and not that she paid people to sing for her while she was out buying purses for her dog.
Also,
Happy Friday.
Click for protected zone.
Tara Reid sez:
“The one thing I want to say about American journalists is: why is partying and having a good time bad?” Reid says. “And how come when someone else gets messed up or is a junkie or gets DUI'd and goes to rehab and is considered a hero again?”
Um yeah. I know Courtney Love is certainly MY hero.
yellowish to white
I love this. Although I'm not convinced that Micha Barton eats anything solid. Including lettuce.
Tomorrow will be brighter.
Please please PLEASE let this story be true!
Cruise along with me
Tom Cruise's Blog! (Not really…but I'm sure it's pretty close to what he'd actually write about).
It's Official
Tom Cruise is nuts. Because the internet says so.
gender blender
Many of these are effed up but some are more convincing than others. Jamie Lee Curtis is hilarious and I kinda have a crush on girly-boy Lucy Liu. Christian Bale looks like Weird Al!
Workks Wonder
There is a petition on-line to revoke Tom Cruise's American citizenship. I don't know if they can really do this, but it seems worth a shot. If nothing else, maybe realizing that 50,000 strangers hate him THAT much might knock the crazy right out of him.
Effed by the Wind 