Meme for a Lazy Friday

Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced?
Thought about NOT.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Once. I was suffering from an allergic reaction to general anesthesia.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before. Why would I want to get scalded/frozen?

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Inasmuch as I like multitasking, I have not.

Have you had more than 20 boyfriends/girlfriends?

Where do you put your towel after taking a shower?
On the towel rack.

What color is your shower curtain?

Have you ever had stitches?
Yes. Surgical ones.

How long ago did you hug someone?
4 hours.

Did you believe that girls/boys had cooties?
No. I was a practical child. But I did love those little plastic toys!

Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Yes. But I have a bitch of a time with rice.

Can you finish the phrase, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
Sadly, yes.

Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS?

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes. But not as much as I probably should. I'm such hardened city folk.

Have you ever run over an animal?
Once. A turtle who I thought was a piece of garbage until it crunched. It was dark. I cried.

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?

Where’s your favorite place to be in your house?

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
They each serve a purpose.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No. Isn't that for dead people or something?

Do you talk in your sleep?
Maybe once or twice.

Do you snore?
Never. I would probably wake myself up.

Have you ever thought about being a model?
I've thought about it, trying to figure out why people would want to do it. Besides, I may be too fat to be a plus-sized model since all the “plus sized” girl on ANTM are thinner than me.

Are you a redneck?
No. And proud of it.

Do you dye your eyebrows?
It says very clearly on the box not to.

Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?

When your radio doesn’t work, do you hit it?
Radio? What is this, 1890?

What kind of phone do you have?
Samsung piece of crap.

Do you have a chair in your room?
No. It's only for sleeping, dressing and…you know.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Ugh. Attending the mandatory shareholder's meeting for my company. Suckage.

Do you get along with your parents?
One of them.

How many credit cards do you have?
A few. 1 normal and several store specific.

Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No. Kids are jerks.

What does your mom call you?
All 4 of my goddamned names. She gets really uppity about it too.

What does your hair look like right now?
Same as it has for the last 2 years.

What have you eaten today?
Egg sandwich.

What are you looking forward to?
Poker tonight. Getting my ring soon (I know, I'm such a goddamned girl). Disneyland. Much, much more.


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