A Meme for Hump Day

1. Do you like cheese?

2. Have you ever done heroin?
Nope. Nor shall I. I've never really heard good things…

3. Do you own a bike?
Yes! I wish I got off my ass and rode it more.

4. What are you doing tonight?
Going to see They Might Be Giants at the Moore.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No. Just annoyed because I know it will be a pain in the ass.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I heart veggie dogs. I don't eat the other kind.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
HATE HATE HATE Christmas music.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea with milk.

9. Can you do push ups?
Cock push ups?

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Amazingly, yes.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My engagement ring! It's not done yet, but when it is, it will be beautiful. Brugos designed it himself, you know.

12. Do you have friends?
I believe so.

13. Do you miss someone?

14. Middle name?

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
-I need to get the hotel situation in L.A. sorted.
-The Rad Dyke Plumber is REAAAALLY unorganized. (I called her last weekend about a drain issue, left her a voicemail, and she called back without listening to the voicemail. She said she didn't do drains and I left it at that. This morning, she called me and said she was just going through her voicemail and was returning my call. I told her who I was and why I didn't need her anymore and we hung up. Since then, she has called back EIGHT MORE TIMES and I've rejected the call. When I listened to the voicemail, it was just her talking. I think she's sitting on her phone.)

16. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
3 CDs for my mom for her birthday.

17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Tea, water, wine.

18. Current worry?
My job situation.

19. Current hate?
Family drama.

20. Favorite place to be?
Bettie Page house.

21. How did you bring in the New Year?
On the Booberg's roof.

22. Where would you like to go?
Away from here.

23. Are you hungry?
Just ate lunch.

24. What made you laugh last?

25. Do you own slippers?
2 pairs. Pink mice and black fuzzy.

26. What shirt are you wearing?
Black cami.

27. Do you burn or tan?
A lot of the former, a little of the latter.

28. Favorite color?

29. Would you be a pirate?
Only in theory. In actuality, I would be a lot of hard work.

30. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever's in my head.

31. What did you have for lunch?
Leftover Thai.

32. Name someone who has changed your life?

33. What's in your pocket right now?

34. Best bed sheets as a child?
I was jealous of my brother's Star Wars sheets. Mine had Strawberry Shortcake on them.

35. Worst injury you've ever had?
It's not an injury, but my gimpy knees sure have put a damper on certain things.

36. How many TVs do you have in your house?

37. Who is your loudest friend?
OOOh. That's a tough one. Too many choices.

38. Who is your most silent friend?

39. Do you wish on shooting stars?

40. What is your favorite movie?

41. What is your favorite candy?
I was recently reunited with Hot Tamales.

42. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Songs we sing ourselves.

43. What song do/did you want played at your funeral?
Songs that remind people of me.

44. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Falling asleep.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Fuck. It's cold.