Random Memeness

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
Removable winter coat, large satchel, bottle of vodka, graphic novel, wooden stake. (I imagine the doll version of me is a vampire slayer.)

I have an irrational fear of:
Getting stuck in an elevator. Made less rational by the fact that the elevators at my work have been malfunctioning like crazy and last week, someone DID get stuck!

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents' house?
Haven't been there in a long time. 3 out of 4 are dead. But I imagine if I saw my sweet Grandma Baxter, she would be freaked out about feeding a vegetarian and end up making me 10 courses of random vegetarian food like soups and cheese and crackers.

What weight were you when you were born?
2 pounds. I was a preemie.

What would you do if you were stranded on an island with somebody you hated?
“I don't like you and you don't like me, but we're gonna have to work together to get away from each other.”

I am most opposed to:
Bible thumping.

I am too old to be:
A centerfold.

I find the thought of childbirth:
Terrifying. But not as much as the before or after.

Next door to my house is:
Another house, a freeway, a Mormon church.

My feet are:
Wide with extremely high arches.

My preferred style of jeans is:

Why is your #1 your #1?
Yeah. This is from MySpace. Because he's my boyfriend and that's what you're supposed to do.

I know how to cook:
Everything but meat.

I am annoyed at:
Myself for not exercising as much as I should be.

Men should always:
Keep their body hair.

Women should never:

What is the worst way you were dumped?
The silent treatment followed by the spreading of vicious lies.

What do you think is the worst way to be dumped?

What child-related smell do you not like?
Crusty breast milk.

What sea creature scares you?
Jelly Fish.

What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
I know a lot of brunettes, I guess.

What object have you broken most recently?
I have a hole in my sweater. I can fix it though.

What was the last thing to make you cry?
Vomiting the entire contents of my body yesterday.

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
Oh Boy, Obama. That's my brilliant idea for a t-shirt too. Feel free to make them and send me one.

My favorite shoes are:
My Mary Janes.

My mothers' greatest fear is:
Government conspiracy.

Can you use chopsticks?

Do you prefer beaches or forest?
I like both and the Pacific Northwest makes it possible!