| Your Virgo Drinking Style |
 Hey brainiac, you are compelled to impose order onto your bender.Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure… But it could also lead to drinking booze neatly (like sucking down organic wine or having extreme brand loyalty). You rarely get fully shellacked — but, oh, when you do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, “I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight.” A toast to the subgenius IQ! |
| Your Signature Cocktails |
| Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you can be found drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. You also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. However, you rarely change your signature drink once you've found it. |
| Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies |
| Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Keanu Reeves, Nicole Richie, Bill Murray, Jada Pinkett Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ricki Lake. |
Order? Rarely fully shellacked? extreme brand loyalty? I'm loyal to cheap brands by default. But if I could afford the good stuff…well, I'd probably still drink Cook's. So I guess they're right on one count. Being a person that checks the alcohol content on a bottle of wine before committing to it, they are DEFINITELY wrong about the “dirty virgin” thing. But I WOULD like to have a drink with Bill Murray sometime.
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