January 15, 2008
Categories: YooToob . . Author: Baxter . Comments: Leave a comment
Freedom Costs a Buck-O-Five
Tom Cruise, Scientologist cannot go on vacation until he's converted each and every person on the planet using a whole bunch of acronyms, his creepy cackle and the hypnotic drone of the Mission Impossible theme.
Watch this video now before “they” take it down.
If you don't have 8 minutes to spare, watch this hilarious abridged version.
More Proof that Garfield is Actually Brilliant
By now I'm probably made each and every one of you sift through the existential madness that is Garfield comic strips minus Garfield's annoying thought bubbles. Well, today, I'm spreading the love for Lasagna Cat. Each of these live re-enactments of Garfield comic strips are followed by a music video tribute to the strip we just watched. I may not be literally LOLing, but I am definitely LOLing in my soul.
Wherein I Interview the Dreamy Zac Efron
Steve Zahn who? I recently got a chance to do a phone interview with teen dream Zac Efron.
Go forth and make it viral!
A History of LOLCats
I know a lot of people are over the LOLCat phenomenon, but since I have been obsessed with anthropomorphic cats for as long as I can remember, I doubt I shall ever tire of it. Not while things like this are being made:
A Regret
I regret having gone 28 years without knowing about this:
and also this:
Who knew Bob Fosse was responsible for creating some of the creepiest zombies ever?
My Chat with Zahn
I got to do a phone interview with Steve Zahn about his role in the new Werner Herzog movie, Rescue Dawn for my company's website! It's kind of strange because it's just still pictures, but it was still fun. It's not on our website yet, but we put a preview on YouTube:
You've Got "The Touch"
For those of you who thought my Thundercats Movie casting post made me a huge nerd, check out this guy:
He makes me look like Miles Davis. He also makes me a little uncomfortable.
Simple but Fun Meme.
Most edible thing in the room?
I already ate the most edible thing. Only water's left.
Weirdest place to be kissed?
That'd be in the butt, Bob.
Venice or Rome?
I've never been to either. I'd like to visit both. Venice first though. A city full of water sounds cool.
Do you get goosebumps often?
Not often, no. Which is weird seeing as how I'm always cold.
Stupidest thing about teenagers?
They think that adults don't know what they're going through.
Stupidest thing about adults?
They think that kids don't know what they're going through.
Going back in time or going to the future?
The future, so I know how long we have left.
Whole, skim, 1 % or 2% milk?
Skim.
Most random dream:
Me, Trent Reznor and the alien occupation.Rock stars or Athletes?
Both are kind of annoying but I find rock stars more interesting.
Craving you have most often (besides sex):
Sex. Oh, BESIDES sex? Salty snacks.
Prank you would do if you had the means/guts:
Does assassinating our evil dictator count as a prank? Otherwise, I'm not much for pranks.
Part of the body that's always malfunctioning:
Knees.
Living room or bedroom?
They both serve a purpose.
Favorite hangout:
OK. Living room.
Housewife or Business woman?
Business woman who bakes.
Telekinesis or teleportation?
Teleportation.
Van Gogh or Michelangelo:
Splinter.
Music, art, or drama?
Music.
Will we ever live on Mars?
Not in my lifetime.
Bush? Hot or not?
Repulsive in so many ways.
Favorite ancient civilization?
Greek. They wrote some good plays.
Antique or Modern?
Antique.
Favorite way to kill someone?
Disembowling.
Favorite Villain:
Mumra.
Favorite Hero:
Optimus Prime.
Emotional Pain of Physical?
Physical is much easier to handle.
Wolves or Lions?
Lions.
Milkshakes or ice cream?
Milkshakes.
Effed by the Wind 