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You Are 29 Years Old


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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view – and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come… love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

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The picture of dorian gray
Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are a
horror novel from the world of dandies, rich
pretty boys, art and aesthetics, and
intellectual debates between ethical people and
decadent pleasure-seekers. You value beauty and
pleasure but realize their dangers, as well.

Which literature classic are you?
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This is one of the most interesting quizes of this type I have ever taken!

no clever spam title

I'm worth $1,898,454.05! How much are you worth?

Somehow I thought it would be less than this. So I'm pleasantly surprised. I wonder how much money my double d's are worth and how much my worth will go down (or up) after December. Yes, that was a question in the quiz for girls. I wonder if it asks guys how big their penises are.

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You are 73% Virgo

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

I'm a wittle kitty


You Are a Little Scary
A Little Scary!
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.
How scary are you?

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To pick up Dominic Monaghan: Hey… I might not be the cutest one here… but I am the only one talking to you.

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To pick up Stephen Dorff: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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To pick up Eddie Izzard: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

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Impending Doom


You Should Vote for Ralph Nader.
Ralph Nader
Sorry – Shirts and Shoes are Required in the Voting Booth.
Which presidential candidate should you vote for?

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You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When…

If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out – and a major case of hitting reload. Not exactly a freak out. But I do reload every few minutes. I do that with my email too though

You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex! Well, not SEX

When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you… several days ago.I don't think so, but I can see it happening

You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.Only in email as shorthand

You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.No. That's gay

You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.Hasn't happened yet. But since I'm friends with my LJ-ers in real life, I probably would be offended

The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals – even before checking your email.Second thing.

You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.I refuse to pay money for this, as fun as it is

When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.I don't get MAD. I just calmly direct them to the entry :)

You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.Well, I've put more time into it than my JOB. But were I in school, this would probably be true

You have more friends on LJ than in real life.Thankfully, no

You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.I've met all of them before LJ. So there.

You can't seem to call your friends by their real names – only LJ names will do.Only Dom Zook cos that's his name, yo

You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.I was already in love with someone on LJ. Does that count?

You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ… and random strangers showed up.Nope

You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)Hello, freaks

You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)There's points now?

You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.No, but some of my posts might put people to sleep. Oooh, burn

You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time… like they're a part of your group.They ARE part of the same group. How many points for that?

You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.no

You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.This is getting a little freaky

You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.Nooooooo. But ZeroShapiro's are always pretty cool.

You have “pity friends” on your list, who you would defriend if you could.Only the same people who are my pity friends in real life. KIDDING

You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.I prefer the term “Hollywood Madam”

Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.Replace “research” with “cost basis” and you've got yourself a deal

Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.Amazingly, my pets are illiterate. (Even though Bruce did have his own Friendster profile at one point.)

You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).I'm assuming it's all the people I have “friended”

You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.No but I think we all recall the great Napoleon Dynamite Scandall of 2004.

You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.Only if you like beastiality

You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking “At least this will make a great LJ post”I usually post while I'm living the horrible day. See previous entry.

You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.Don't be silly

You have written a really great, solid post – only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.I'm maybe only disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm for Nip/Tuck or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galazy rants. But I certainly dont' begrudge anyone

You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.Never thought of that

You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.Clearly not, given how many lame posts I have up there. I have made updates or retractions though

You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.No. But that's a good idea

You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.No. But that is also a good idea. I can write down my sexy dreams involving hobbits.

You've broken up with someone – or ended a friendship – soley via LiveJournal.That's a whole new level of lame

You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)No, but I hope to some day

You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.Why does that make you addicted to LJ?

You've been featured on LJ Drama.No. But it was brought up during the Napoleon Dynamite Scandal of 2004

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.

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The Ultimate Politics Survey

Describe your stance on:

Abortion: Love it.

Affirmative Action: If it's necessary. But I'd hope that we actually just hire the people who are right for the job.

Age of Consent: It was 16 in Virginia and that seemed fine with me when I was 16. It's hard to say though.

Animal Testing: Absolutely not.

Death Penalty: I think it's more of a punishment to rot in jail for ever and ever.

Downloading Music/Movies: I like it. Especially if you download Metallica. Lots and lots of Metallica.

Drug Decriminalization: I'm for it. People should be able to mess up their lives is whatever way they see fit.

Factory Farming: I don't know what this is :s

Free Trade: Free is good.

Funding of Arts: Arts is good.

Gay Marriage: For it.

Gun Control: For it.

Immigration: TOOOOTALLY for it.

Hardcore Pornography: Sure.

Human Cloning: Weird.

Miltary Draft: Absolutely not.

Minimum Wage: Should definitely be higher.

Prostitution: Sure.

School Vouchers: Don't know enugh about it to say.

Taxes: This is a little complicated. I'm not for tax breaks for the rich though.

United Nations: yay?

Universal Health Care: Would be nice.

War on Terrorism: Is retarded.

Welfare: Is a good thing if not abused.


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You Know You're From Seattle When…

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
All I care about it that it's not Starbucks and doesn't taste like ass

You feel guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash. true

You use the words “sun break” and know what it means. who doesn't know what that means?

You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee. This is just like the general Washington one, apparently.

You know what a dry cappuccino is. How is this different from the last one?

You obey all traffic laws EXCEPT “keep right except to pass.” Leave that up to the bus driver.

You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing. Not anymore. But I WISH I knew 8 people from Microsoft who wanted to invest in a movie

You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party since only half will actually show up. Not exactly. I invite as many people as I want at a party AND only half of them show up

You know what Lutefiske is.It's fish, right?

You personally know someone from Alaska. I've MET people from Alaska but I don't hang out with any of them

You consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, not an engineering marvel. ANY bridge has traffic problems

You know how to pronounce “Sequim”, “Puyallup” and “Issaquah.” Yes

You have roots in Oregon, Idaho or Montana, but wanted a high paying job. I bet I would be getting paid the same in those places since I don't get paid much

You've tried to get a job in Alaska, especially a summer job only. Not in the least

You think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, on snow or water. Eh?

You know at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires. Again, I wish

You use more than 5 words to order a cup of coffee. “I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please.” De Ja Vous

A “designer” wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock. Ew

You consider it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day. Ha ha. Laugh it up, fuzzball

You've been “snow” skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow. I hate skiing

When you're discussing rainforests and volcanoes, you're NOT talking about Hawaii. Aight

You Remember the Kingdome Yes…sniff

You have tried to forget about WTO Not at all. It was a great demonstration of democracy! It's not our fault the fuzz got happy with their night sticks

You know how BLUE the skies are here compared to Eastern Washington. ok

The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Phyllis Diller is really a trans named Eva Destruction that used to play with Hole. Sure

Your car insurance costs more because your neighbors don't have any! N/A

Your mayor is straight, 1/2 your friends are gay, the man who delivers your mail has a bumper sticker that reads “when they pry it from my cold dead fingers….”, and your Burger World drive thru order taker was a computer millionaire last week. Weak

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Seattle.

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