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YEEEEEESSSS! I got a meme!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY (besides your real name):
1. Jess
2. J-Bax
3. Messica

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. LintIsGod (Stupid high school joke. That was my first ever screen name and it was on AOL)
2. i_see_toast (Stupid now joke from when Dom and I were courting. Somehow I still think it's funny)
3. the_baxter

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I've been told I have nice eyes
2. Badunkadunk (sometimes I like it)
3. Boobies

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF :
Aw…only THREE?
1. Not as thin as I used to be. Not that I thought I was thin then.
2. Short torso.
3. Manly shoulders.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. Italian
3. Fruitcake

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Death
2. Confrontation
3. Elevators

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Chap stick
2. Eyeliner
3. Email

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A brown dress with pink trim! (I want to look nice for tonight).
2. My Mary Janes.
3. Black stockings. Always black stockings.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. The Clash
2. Oasis
3. Buddy Holly

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Spontaneity
3. Friendship

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I never got drunk until college
2. I'm one of the of millions of people who suffers from IBS
3. I was a virgin until college

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. The ability (and propensity) to grow facial hair
2. Boys are funnier (and more fun) than girls (with a few notable exceptions, most of whom I'm friends with)
3. Penis

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching Movies
2. Making movies (though I'm not sure if that's a hobby if I want to turn it into a career)
3. Drinking with friends (how sad)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Caffienate
2. Not be at work
3. Go on a trip with my friends

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Filmmaker
2. Vet (What I wanted to be in elementary school before I realised that I needed to be good at science)
3. Rock Journalist (that's what I wanted to be in high school before I realised I hated most of the music I would have to cover)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. San Diego :)
2. New Orleans
3. Mexico

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Johnny Gunn
2. Dom Zook
3. Benn Dunn

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Become immortal
2. Visit at least 5 more countries
3. Make “Plight of the Living Dead”

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like poop jokes
2. I like violent movies
3. I hate Sex and The City

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I like to wear dresses and skirts
2. I get PMS something awful
3. I wonder if I look fat in that

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Rob Zombie
2. Dominic Monaghan
3. Melanie Lynskey

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
meepblop, demondoyle, icy_breeze

dharma fin solstice taut

I am COMPLETELY shocked by only having a 37% chance of going to hell. Also, did that quiz just call me fat?

Your Deadly Sins

Gluttony: 60%
Lust: 60%
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You'll die from food poisoning – and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs.
How Sinful Are You?

dreams of gummy worms


What Your Dreams Mean…

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed… but nothing serious.

You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.

Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.

Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

What Do Your Dreams Mean?

logrolling Chlorpheniramine-Phenylephrine

As usual, they don't give you enough options for certain questions. But here we are anyway.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

derp

I'll just say this. I scored this low because I am retarded in Math. Seriously, hopelessly retarded. I actually got a perfect score on the analogies and a near-perfect score on verbal in general. But for some reason, when I see a group of numbers, my brain goes on strike. Also, I think George Bush must have cheated.

Your SAT Score of 1200 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern

You Scored Lower Than George W. Bush

You Scored Lower Than Al Gore

You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny

You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman

You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 120-130 range
Equivalent ACT score: 26
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:

The George Washington University

University of California-San Diego

Villanova University

The University of Texas at Austin

Penn State – University Park

What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

It's official

Your Geek Profile:

Movie Geekiness: Highest
Music Geekiness: Highest
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
Academic Geekiness: Low
Gamer Geekiness: Low
Geekiness in Love: Low
Internet Geekiness: Low
General Geekiness: None
How Geeky Are You?

It's a good thing this wasn't a quiz about movies.

i am open-minded!


How indie are you?
test by ridethefader

You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it.
You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you
just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex.

69943

Having just been to karaoke, I'd say this is a pretty accurate quiz result.

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence
Heavy Metal: High Influence
Punk: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
Adult Alternative: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Gangsta Rap: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?

Gene mutation may link clusters of illnesses

Here's a more detailed version of the pronunciation quiz from before. I'm sure it's still mostly meaningless but fun, nontheless.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

These things are all relative though…

I've taken tests before wherein I was a lot more of a degenerate. Oh well…

A Tad Inexperienced
You are 65% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid
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