Meme Time

60 old questions, new questions and strangely worded questions.

Who was your first prom date?
N/A.

Who was your first roommate?
Do dorm roommates count? I had 3 of them. A nice, quiet science major, an aspiring aerobics instructor and a crazy girl named Jessica with a drawer full of sex toys. She was a lot of fun. Sadly, she left midway through the year. My first elected roommates were my friend Kristie and her dorm roommate, Abbey, who hated me and left me passive-aggressive notes about cleaning the house.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Either Schnapps in my cocoa from my mom trying to help me sleep or a sip of my dad's Sam Adams.

4. What was your first job?
Other than babysitting, my first job was at a Bed and Breakfast in Tacoma making beds and vacuuming.

5. What was your first car?
First and only: My '89 Volvo wagon.

6. Who was the first person you texted today?
No one. I'm trying to cut back.

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
The man sleeping next to me.

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
I don't really remember any of my teachers before middle school because I moved around so much. I do know that in 3rd grade, I was in 3 different schools in one year.

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane/helicopter?
Must have been from Texas to Oregon when we moved when I was 2. I don't remember it.

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I sneaked out to smoke cigarettes by the lake. I met some kids there who were on acid. They invited me back to one of their houses and I hung out with them while they tripped. One of the boys was cute.

11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Joe Schultz when I was 6 or 7. I am not still friends with him. His family was from Germany and I think they moved back there. I've tried looking him up, but that's like trying to look up John Smith.

12. Where was your first sleep over?
Joe Schultz' house. The dude had an awesome Lego collection and his mom made us Nutella and butter sandwiches.

13. Who was the first person you talked to this morning?
Brugos.

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
I was the flower girl in my uncle's wedding when I 6. I took my job very seriously.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Groan and stall.

16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
New Kids on the Block.

17. First tattoo or piercing?
My shooting star when I was 18.

18. First foreign country you went to?
Cancun Mexico with my family when I was 5.

19. First crush?
Besides Han Solo, I was kind of late bloomer on crushes. I just wanted to be friends with all the boys (because I didn't get along with girls, really) and, sadly, as I got older they thought that meant I had a crush on them. I think I didn't really have a crush on a boy until 5th grade. I can't remember his name but he was this kind of chubby blonde kid who later grew up to be a super hot punk rock kid.

20. First TRUE love?
19.

21. When was your first detention?
We didn't really have detention. We had “demerits” which were like a slap on the wrist only not at all painful.

22. Who was your first kiss?
Robert. Summer camp. He was 12. I was 14. Scandalous.

23. What was the first state you lived in?
Texas.

24. Who was the first person to break your heart?
Michael Cross.

25. Who will be the first to repost this?
Elyse or Mark?

26. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
I don't even know if he's still alive.

27. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone?
Be rejected, duh.

28. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Top 40 and oldies.

29. What is the best thing about your current job?
Porn.

30. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?
I doubt it would work.

31. What is the last thing you drank?
Water. And I gots to pee.

32. Have you been on a date in the past week?
Not really, no. But I'm easy to please.

33. Where are you going on your next vacation?
Kachess Lake! Camping!

34. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
No. Is that a goal I should have?

35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Half and half.

36. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
I'm pretty much always aware even when I'm so drunk the room is spinning. And I haven't gotten THAT drunk since I stopped drinking Mad Dog Mimosas.

37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Pulp free, baby!

38. Are you touchy feely?
With my b/f, yes. With good friends, just a hug hello and goodbye is sufficient. Or the occasional joke pat on the ass.

39. Did you cry at your high school graduation?
No. That was sweat. It was 100 degrees.

40. Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
The sun and lots of sun block. I do not like the cancer.

41. What are your 2 favorite places to eat?
TWO places? Um…Taste of India and The Crocodile.

42. What could you tolerate, someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Sleep walker. Because then they wouldn't be lying next to me snoring and keeping me up.

43. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Nope. I didn't know you could consider yourself a medical condition. “I consider myself a sufferer of Leukemia!”

44. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
MY A.D.D.

45. What's your worst personality flaw?
Impatience.

46. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
Maaaaaaybe….

47. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
Yes! At the county fair when I was a kid. It was awesome.

48. Are you Irish in any way?
Yes. In several ways.

49. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?
I have DRIVEN a U-Haul. For a minute before making my companion take over.

50. Do you like to play Scrabble?
Yes. But I rarely win.

51. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes. In Spain.

52. Have you ever had Jack Daniels?
Yeeees. Both in drink and BBQ sauce forms.

53. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Only the obnoxiously named drink. I do not like having my underwear in my ass so I doubt millions of grains of sand would feel any better.

54. What are you saving your money up for right now?
Emergencies. Possible trip to New Zealand.

55. What was the last gift card you received?
Starbucks.

56. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Still no.

57. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your opinion of him or her?
Of course. It's very telling information.

58. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
Yes. But I'm sure I remedied it quickly.

59. What do you do when you spy a bug in your house?
When I spy a fly, I let it lie. When I spy a spider I take it outside-r.

60. What is your favorite flavor of Jello?
The kind that is pudding.

I Must Have Been a Dance Commander

Oh dear me, I am ever so hung over. It was worth it because last night was awesome. Roxy, Brad and I sang a little karaoke at Purr (where we were hooked up with WAAAAAAY too much vodka in our drinks) before heading over to Neumos to catch the Electric Six show. If you don't know the Electric Six, but their debut album, “Fire”, immediately. Their subsequent albums are not quite as good. However, live, all of their songs are incredible. They put on a hilarious, rocking show that makes even hipsters dance. Oh, but I am paying for it today. And with that long introduction aside, I do what one can only do when their mental capacity is limited…A MEME!

01.)What's worse – Physical or Mental cheating?
Der. Physical.

02.) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgetting is easy for me because of all the killded brain cells. For instance…who?

03.) Can men and women be “just friends”?
Yeeeees.

04.) Dating co-workers?
Bad bad bad idea.

05.) All expenses paid vacation to where?
The way this meme is worded is making me feel like I've lost my mind. However, yes please. To Vegas, where I am already planning to go in September for my friend Frank's 30th birthday.

06.) On the way to the electric chair – what's your last meal?
Tikka Masala and garlic naan. Perhaps with real chicken in it since I'm about to die anyway. However, perhaps not.

07.) At the water park…
Kids pee in the water. I pee on the kids.

08.) When you are “in love” do you notice other people?
I do not have a wandering eye, but I appreciate hotness. I also appreciate the fact that my boyfriend is hotter.

09.) Is flirting cheating?
No. But I don't want to see it happening.

10.) Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals?
1 great friend.

11.) If someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
Depends on who's doing the calling and in what context. Some guy on the street? Don't care. Someone joking? Ha ha! Someone I love being serious? Ouch.

12.) Are you okay with your significant other being friends with an ex?
Yes. I am also friends with exes.

13.) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Done and done. But I wouldn't mind being an honest woman some day.

14.) Favorite sport?
Dance Dance Revolution.

15.) Is toilet paper hung over or under?
Over. Over. Over. If I am in your house and you have it under, I might switch it. I don't know why I'm so anal about that.

16.) Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or the end?
Middle until there is no more middle and then end.

17.) How do you feel about tanning booths?
They equal cancer and wrinkles. One is inevitable but the other can hopefully be prevented.

18.) Friends with benefits?
Nope.

19.) Do you believe in angels?
This question makes me nauseous.

20.) Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures?
Take pictures that maybe I am also in.

21.) Have you ever flirted with someone you had no interest in?
I'm barely competent at flirting with people I AM interested in.

22.) Ever kissed a random person and then walked away?
No but it's been done to me by Random Bloke #42 in a club in London. It may have been the worst kiss I have ever received so I did not follow him as I maybe was supposed to.

23.) Would you buy bootleg merchandise?
I certainly have but it is usually shitty quality and then released legit months later for a quarter of the price.

24.) What color(s) look best on you?
I think we all know the answer to this one.

25.) If you could play any sport professionally what would it be?
Mini Golf.

26. Ever break up with someone and regret it?
Once. And for several years. But I have since gotten over it.

27.) Are you a jealous person?
Sadly, yes, where my fella is concerned. But I try to keep it under wraps.

28.) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Boobs are smaller. Never again.

29.) Has Chuck Norris ever come to your house and forced you to visit GoofyAuctions.com?
I'm sorry, what? Is that something he does? If so, sign me up.

30.) Who has the sexiest accents?
The Irish.

31.) Which do you prefer in a companion – blue collar or white collar?
Doesn't enter into it, but I've known a lot of rich dudes who were kind of dicks.

32.) Favorite song?
I could not possibly have one.

33.) Favorite movie(s)?
“1.21 Gigawatts!”

36.) Are you a beach, country or city person?
City, but I loves to camp.

38.) Have you ever had a “secret affair”?
No. Nor a publicized one.

39.) If you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be?
Pig.

40.) Favorite show as a child?
Transformers. Or 21 Jump Street.

41.) Where do you spend most of your money?
Besides rent, going out.

42.) Are you currently working at a job that you hate?
I don't hate it. But it can definitely grate on my nerves.

43.) Have you and your friends ever gotten a piercing at a piercing party?
Not me, no.

44.) Would you ever attend a piercing if asked?
It seems like perhaps you might be inviting me to a piercing Party?

45.) Can you change a car tire?
In theory.

46.) Favorite cologne/perfume?
I do not like perfume, but I do have some amber scented oil that I love. I just like to sniff it. On men, I love the smell of Old Spice.

47.) Favorite candle scent?
Vanilla. Boring, I know, but I don't like strong unnatural fragrances.

48.) Would you consider yourself adventurous?
More than most, less than some.

49.) What is your MySpace profile song?
I do not have one. I can't stand that feature on MySpace.

50.) Favorite concert attended?
Pulp at the 9:30 club in DC, 1996.

51.) Would you date an already attached man/woman?
N/A and also no.

52.) Would you sing Karaoke in front of co-workers?
It's one of my favorite things to do, in front of co-workers or otherwise.

53.) Can you shoot pool?
In theory.

54.) Do you like your siblings significant others?
I haven't met her.

55.) Can you drive a stick?
No.

56.) When you marry will you wear white?
Only if I can wear this dress.

57.) Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone call?
Now with cell phones you can carry your phone around WITH you and not look so pathetic.

58.) Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach?
We did not have a beach near my school. Instead we went to the mall food court.

59.) Favorite TV show(s)?
Currently on TV: Battlestar Galactica, Futurmama (I know it's old, but it's currently on TV!), Veronica Mars.

60.) What friend is LEAST likely to fill this out?
Probably your mother.

Meme

1. You are stopped at a red light and when it finally turns green the car in front of you doesn't move. How long do you wait before you honk?
I hardly every drive but I try to be pretty polite in my daily life so probably 5 seconds provided the person in front of me doesn't have anyone in front of them.

2. Are you a golfer?
Only of the mini variety.

3. Do you prefer staples or paper clips?
Staples. Paper clips always fall off.

4. If you could speak any other language fluently which would you choose?
Spanish would come in handy. But I really like the sound of Italian.

5. Would you ever elope?
It sounds kind of fun, actually.

6. What is your favorite candle scent?
Pine, but only if it smells real

7. How old were you when you really understood love?
Does anyone REALLY UNDERSTAND love? Come on.

8. Would you like to change your current living arrangements?
Besides pimping out the basement, nope.

9. How much ice do you like in your drink?
As little as possible, unless the liquid isn't already cold.

10. Truth or Dare?
Dare. I offer of the truth rather freely.

11. What do you think of the zoo?
Those animals look sad.

12. Do you answer your phone before 10am?
Considering I'm awake at 7:30 most days, yes. But on the weekends, usually not.

13. Do you make wishes on loose eyelashes?
I don't believe in wishes.

14. If you ever attempted to break a world record which would you choose?
Most trips to the bathroom in one day. That's something I have a shot at.

15. Have you ever truly been in a place that is haunted?
I've truly been to places that people say are haunted.

16. Have you ever wanted to make out with any of your sibling's friends?
No.

17. What scent reminds you of autumn?
That crisp scent in the air that smells like Autumn.

18. Do you pray before meals?
I don't pray before anything. Or after.

19. If you won the lottery what is the first thing you would do?
This is a standard meme question. And I used to say I'd fund my movie but now that it's not my movie anymore, I don't know. I'd like to travel. Beyond that, I'd have to think about it.

20. When was your last doctor appointment?
A month ago for another stupid UTI. And tomorrow for…guess what?

21. What did you have for dinner last night?
“Ham” and cheese sandwich!

22. Who from high school do you miss the most?
I still wonder what happened to Michael Cross, my unrequited love. And I'm glad I found Boz on Myspace. Other than that, I'm good.

23. Name 2 things you can't make it through the day without?
Tea. Email.

24. If you had to move to a different state which one would you choose?
I suppose it would be Portland, Oregon. It's kind of like Seattle but smaller and less work opportunities for me.

25. Did you see anything unusual happen today?
So my boss arranged for this representative from Costco to come in to the office. He brought a whole bunch of free food: fruit, muffins, danishes, and in exchange for the free muffins, we had to listen to his shpiel about Costco memberships. I'm not sure if anyone signed up, but the guy stayed in the kitchen for TWO HOURS so every time anyone went in there for water or tea or what have you, he would ask “Have you given any thought to signing up?” and “I hope you enjoyed the food!”. The whole scene was strange for many reasons.

26. Name an actor, actress, singer, etc. who never got the respect they deserved?
Eric Roberts. But never say never.

27. What is your favorite Mexican food?
Chilli Relleno.

28. What are your guilty pleasures?
I have many pleasures but I don't feel guilty about them, really, so I can't count booze, food, sex or bad movies. What's left?

29. You just stepped out of the shower and someone rings the doorbell, what do you do?
Put my jammies on quickly and then peer through the peep hole to decide if I want to continue this course of action or ignore them.

30. Do you decorate for the holidays?
Well, Brugos made that tree for Christmas this past year. That was cool. I didn't have anything to do with it though.

31. How many phone calls have you answered today?
None. It's been quiet. Lots of emails though.

32. Which relative do you like the least?
Racist grandma.

33. There's a hottie across the room. How do you get his/her attention?
Stick my butt out. My hottie likes butts.

34. What's the coolest thing you've ever won?
I always feel pretty good when we win first place at Clever Dunne's trivia. It's not about the money, man. It's about the glory!

35. Which T.V. game show would you like to play?
The World Series of Pop Culture.

A Meme To Pass The Time

I'm waiting for a hard drive to format.

1. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
One brother.

2. Do you have a favorite T.V. show?
I have several.

3. What was your first car?
'89 volvo 240DL station wagon. Mom blue.

4. Do you own a Game boy or other portable gaming device?
As a matter of fact, I DO own a Game Boy. I have Tetris and Dr. Mario!

5. Where was your first kiss?
In the woods next to the dance hall at hippie camp during a square dance. How teen movie is that?!

6. What's your favorite season?
Summer.

7. What color is your wallet?
Leopard Print.

8. Do you own a cell phone?
It's the ONLY phone I own.

9. What's the last thing you ate?
I had a Starbuck's breakfast sandwich. First one in ages. Weird thing is, it wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be. I wonder if my diet ruined me on junk food forever.

10. Have you ever seen a comet?
I saw Haley's comet. For a while in high school, I still fit into the commemorative t-shirt.

11. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Not quickly.

12. Does it snow where you live?
About once a year. And each time, it's as if it's the first in history.

13. Do you wear socks with sandals?
Absolutely not.

14. Do you wear a hat?
In the winter, to keep my head warm. I don't think I look good in hats.

15. Do you own any yellow articles of clothing?
I have a yellow plaid dress and a yellow shirt with duckies on it. Surprised?

16. Do you subscribe to any magazines?
Someone bought me a subscription to Entertainment Weekly. I still don't know who it was. I suspect my Grandma. She also bought me a subscription to YM in high school.

17. Can you drive a car with a manual transmission?
I can barely drive a car with an automatic transmission.

18. Do you say “Bless you” when somebody sneezes?
Yes. It's the polite thing to do. Although sometime, I don't feel like being polite.

19. Do you own any good luck charms or similar items?
I don't believe in good luck charms.

20. Do you have any houseplants?
I have one. Seamus, my clover. He is the only plant I have ever been able to keep alive. Though I've also decided to try and revive Brugos' jade plant.

21. Do you wear a watch?
I don't even own one.

22. Do you have a credit card?
One, plus a Macy's card and an Old Navy card for the savings.

23. Have you ever seen an Amish person?
Only on TV.

24. Have you ever ridden the train?
Yes. I love the train in Europe. American trains are shitty, slow and dangerous.

25. Ever had dance lessons?
I took ballet and jazz tap when I was a wee one. Neither one helped make me into a graceful adult.

26. How 'bout swim lessons?
Now that I wasn't too bad at. I was on the swim team until high school. I wasn't fast, but I was often complimented on my form.

27. Piano lessons?
Yes. I was mostly terrible at that too, but I did learn to play (most of) Stairway to Heaven. There's no piano translation for the guitar solo.

28. Were you ever in the scouts?
Brownies. It was really boring. We took trips to the mall and made shrunken apple head dolls. I wanted to go camping.

29. Have you ever used power tools?
Yes. They're fun.

30. Have you ever baked a cake?
I LOVE to bake.

31. Have you ever changed a tire?
Once.

32. Ever had a pet with a really cool name?
Since I've named all my pets myself, I would like to think they were all cool names. Bruce and Neil were good names for my ratties.

33. What did you think of this survey?
It was one of the more interesting ones even though there were some hackneyed questions.

Chinese New Year Meme!

From MarkTapioKines

1. What supermarket do you usually buy your groceries at?
Whatever's handy/affordable. Usually QFC, but I like to go to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods and go crazy with the pre-made foods.

2. How many times do you go out for lunch per week?
Usually once during the weekdays and once over the weekend.

3. How often do you eat at a Chinese restaurant?
Maybe once a month. As Sherwood said, there isn't a lot of great Chinese food in this town. I heart Wok and Grill though.

4. How many alcoholic beverages do you consume per week?
10-12.

5. Do you believe that Al Gore actually won the Florida electoral vote in the 2000 Presidential race?
Not as such, but there was definitely something funny going on.

6. What brand(s) of underwear do you wear?
Whatever is on sale in whatever store I happen to be in though I have a lot from Macy's (formerly the Bon Marche) and Old Navy.

7. Other than underwear, cite three name brands (in any field of commerce) that you would say you “trust” in, as a consumer:
Sony, Amy's, Starbuck's.

8. If you could have free movie tickets for the rest of your life or free CDs and legal MP3 downloads for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Definitely the movie tickets. They are profoundly overpriced. Music is not so much anymore.

9. If you could get a 25% raise but have to stay at your current job position (if you have one) for the next two years, or get a 0% raise but get promoted to doing something really cool and satisfying at the same company, which would you take?
Like Mark, I would take the raise. I think I am already doing the most satisfying job at my company.

10. What's the name of your bank?
Wells Fargo. I don't love them but I'm too lazy to switch.

11. Are you saving any money for the long-term future?
I have a Roth IRA and a traditional IRA as well as an investment account. IRAs don't net you a LOT of retirement money because you can only contribute $4000/per year (in total) to them and you definitely want to invest them in a mid-low risk mutual fund instead of a volatile stock so they grow pretty slowly. My investment account is slightly higher risk and so I've gotten some return on that. However, without a 401(k) and with the prospect of no social security, I think our generation are going to be in a bad way when we retire. Maybe I should grow a kid to take care of me.

12. What beverage do you like best with a hearty Chinese dinner?
The house tea or a glass of red wine.

13. Speaking of dinner, would you rather eat super tasty food in a restaurant with zero atmosphere (fluorescent lights, vinyl tables) or eat mediocre, forgettable food in a restaurant filled with rich ambiance (dark, candlelit, warm and cozy)?
Absolutely the tasty food. Atmosphere is NICE but the whole reason to go out is to eat delicious food that you can't make/wouldn't have thought to make at home.

14. Have you ever hated the service so much at a restaurant that you purposefully left no tip?
I think once, but I usually just tip small on bad service. (10-15%). 20% is for adequate service and more than 20% is for exceptionally good service.

15. What's your favorite Chinese movie? (Include movies from mainland China, Hong Kong and Taiwan.)
Story of Ricky

16. What's your favorite Chinese dish?
Moo shoo vegetable.

17. Have you ever dated a Chinese person?
I have not.

18. Were you a fan of the series “Six Feet Under”?
I tried watching it a couple of times. It never sucked me in.

19. Where do you get your hair cut and how much does it usually cost?
I used to go to Vain, but they gradually raised their prices until I couldn't afford it anymore. Now I go to Zero Zero and pay what I paid when I first started going to Vain ($35 including tip).

20. Do you believe your life will be better in ten years than it is now?
Hard to say. A lot can happen in 10 years. I think it will probably be very different. Hopefully, I will be making more money. I will probably have more health problems. I do look forward to the future, but I am very much enjoying the present.

Haven't Done One Of These In A While

This meme has nothing to do with Valentines Day.

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?
I don't know specificially. Recently, I'm sure. My fella is nice to hold hands with.

2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the first thing you would do?
Jack off.

3. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

4. Where is your mom?
Shoveling snow from her driveway in New Mexico. Global warming?! Impossible! It's COLD.

5. Morning or night person?
I hit my stride around 6pm.

6. What was the last movie you watched?
Match Point. It wasn't what I expected at all. I think I liked it but I'm not sure.

7. Favorite number?
42.

8. Any cool scars?
I have kind of grown to like my knee scars.

9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first?
Level of scruffiness.

10. What do you do when no one is watching?
Pick at things I shouldn't pick at.

11. Ever been in love?
Yes.

12. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being clumsy.

13. What is your curfew?
When you're a grown-up like me, you can go to bed whenever you want! The downside is you have to get up for work the next day.

14. Do you talk a lot?
I think I talk enough. I have bene known to ramble but it's usually under the influence of something.

15. You + alcohol =
A slightly bolder/sillier Baxter.

16. What's your worst personality flaw?
Extreme guilt.

17. Would you marry for money?
Of course not.

18. Could you live without a computer?
Doubt it considering it's my job.

19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be?
I like the clothes and music of the 60's but as fucked up as things are today, I think we're still better off.

20. Do you drink enough water?
Most of the time.

21. Do you wear shoes in your house or take them off?
Take them off.

22.What is your favorite fruit?
Pineapple or coconut.

23. What is your favorite place to visit?
Austin.

24. Are you photogenic?
If I can keep my damned eyes open, it usually works out alright.

25. Do you dream in color or black and white?
Color mostly.

26. Why do you take surveys?
So help me God, I don't know.

27. Do you drink?
See question #15.

28. What is the most beautiful language?
The Language of Love, a.k.a. boners.

29. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?
Yeah. As long as it's Brugos and not some random person who wandered into the bedroom. Tobe would be OK too.

30. What do you like most sunrise or sunset?
I haven't watched that many sunrises so they are more special to me.

31. Do you want to live till 100 yrs?
As long as I'm reasonably healthy.

32. Is there anyone you'd take a bullet for?
Yep.

33. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or the lights off?
Off is cool as long as I don't fall asleep.

34. Do you believe in God?
No.

35. Do you like to watch cartoons?
Some.

36. What age did you find out that Santa Claus wasnt real?
I think I was 6. It just kind of dawned on me and when I confronted my parents, they didn't deny it. Christmas was a lot less cool after that.

37. Do you write poems?
I used to. Most of them were terrible.

38. Do you snort?
I have on occasion. It's funny.

39. You sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
All 3. I shift a lot throughout the night.

40. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
If I had to pick between those two breeds, rottweiler. Poodles are annoying. I'm happy with cats though.

41. Are you basically a happy person?
Basically, yeah.

42. Are you tired?
Yes. But I'll perk up as soon as I'm not in front of a computer any longer.

43. Did you drink anything with caffeine today?
2 cups of tea and counting.

44. How many phones do you have in your home?
My cell and Brugos' cell.

45. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
So, so. As long as politics/religion aren't discussed with my dad and mom respectively.

47. What do you do when you're sad?
Drink and sleep more.

48. What do you need most now?
I dunno. I'm kind of content. Maybe a raise?

49. What are you listening to right now?
KEXP.

50. What are you craving for now?
Gato Negro Cabernet.

Sweet

You scored as The Femme Fatale. You're carefree, dark and adventurous…and slightly fatale to the heart.

The Femme Fatale

70%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

40%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

35%

The Student Dyke

35%

The Granola Dyke

35%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

30%

The Stud

25%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

25%

The Surprise! Dyke

25%

The Little-Boy Dyke

10%

The Bohemian Dyke

10%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

10%

The Hipster Dyke

0%

What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Simple but Fun Meme.

Most edible thing in the room?
I already ate the most edible thing. Only water's left.

Weirdest place to be kissed?
That'd be in the butt, Bob.

Venice or Rome?
I've never been to either. I'd like to visit both. Venice first though. A city full of water sounds cool.

Do you get goosebumps often?
Not often, no. Which is weird seeing as how I'm always cold.

Stupidest thing about teenagers?
They think that adults don't know what they're going through.

Stupidest thing about adults?
They think that kids don't know what they're going through.

Going back in time or going to the future?
The future, so I know how long we have left.

Whole, skim, 1 % or 2% milk?
Skim.

Most random dream:
Me, Trent Reznor and the alien occupation.Rock stars or Athletes?
Both are kind of annoying but I find rock stars more interesting.

Craving you have most often (besides sex):
Sex. Oh, BESIDES sex? Salty snacks.

Prank you would do if you had the means/guts:
Does assassinating our evil dictator count as a prank? Otherwise, I'm not much for pranks.

Part of the body that's always malfunctioning:
Knees.

Living room or bedroom?
They both serve a purpose.

Favorite hangout:
OK. Living room.

Housewife or Business woman?
Business woman who bakes.

Telekinesis or teleportation?
Teleportation.

Van Gogh or Michelangelo:
Splinter.

Music, art, or drama?
Music.

Will we ever live on Mars?
Not in my lifetime.

Bush? Hot or not?
Repulsive in so many ways.

Favorite ancient civilization?
Greek. They wrote some good plays.

Antique or Modern?
Antique.

Favorite way to kill someone?
Disembowling.

Favorite Villain:
Mumra.

Favorite Hero:
Optimus Prime.

Emotional Pain of Physical?
Physical is much easier to handle.

Wolves or Lions?
Lions.

Milkshakes or ice cream?
Milkshakes.

A game to pass the time.

SCATTERGORIES…it's harder than it looks!

Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They MUST be real places, names, things. NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your Name: Baxter

1. Famous Athlete: Barry Bonds

2. 4 letter word: Boob

3. Street name: Boylston

4. Color: Blue

5. Animal: Baboon

6. Vehicles: Bug

7. Tropical Locations: Bora Bora

8. College Majors: Biology

9. Dairy Products: Blue Cheese

10. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Bouncy Ball

11. Boy Name: Boris

12. Girl Name: Barbara

13. Movie Titles: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

14. Alcoholic Drink: Boilermaker

15. Occupations: Barrister

16. Flowers: Blue Bonnets

17. Celebrities: Billy Bob Thornton

18. Magazines: Bust

19. U.S. Cities or State: Baltimore

20. Pro Sports Teams: Bears

21. Something found in a kitchen: Banana

22. Reason for Being Late: Bit by werewolf

23. Something You Throw Away: Boogers

24. Things You Shout: Balls!

25. Cartoon Character: Bumblebee.

Fresh Meat

So says the myspace: Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first? No.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? black gel pens or ultra fine point sharpees.

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? I'm going to be in Austin at SXSW so I will probably be drunk at noon and going to shows.

4. What color are your toenails usually? Toenail-coloured.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted? A holiday in my day planner.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains? White venetian blinds.

7. What color are the seats in your car? My seat is lily white.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Nope. They've all been tortoise shell or ginger.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Christmas card.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? Negative.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? To have cash.

12. Who is the last baby that you held? Dom's niece.

13. Do you know any twins with rhyming names? I don't know any twins. Which is good because they give me the creeps.

14. Do you like cinnamon tooth paste? Never heard of it but it doesn't sound so bad. I enjoy cinnamon dental floss.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? No car.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? I don't even know what sport you're talking about.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Once when I was 8.

16. Do you have wall paper in your house? No.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? Legal pad.

20. Last person to give you a business card? My supervisor.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? My landlord.

22. Closest framed picture to you? No framed pictures in my cube. Just photos tacked to the wall.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Brugos made me soup when I was sick.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare? No. I tried to get unemployment once but they said I hadn't been working there long enough.

25. How many emails do you have? I'm all caught up. That's why I'm doing a meme.

26. Last time you received flowers? It's been a very long time. It might have been when Neil died. That's ok though. I think flowers are a waste.

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman? Trick question. There's no such thing as sanctity. PS: I HAVE answered this question before, meme!

29. Do you play air guitar? Does Guitar Hero count?

30. Do you take anything in your coffee? Cream if necessary.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? Likely not since I don't know what they are.

32. What is your high school's rival mascot? Our rival was St. Christophers. I don't remember their mascot. My distaste for sports started in high school.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? Camping?

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Sure.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room? Same as bedroom.

37. What is in your inbox at work? Since it's forwarded to my gmail, lost of emails that aren't work-related. Also many emails that are work related.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper? I haven't read anything but the headlines in a long time. I prefer the internets.

39. What was the last pageant you attended? A Christmas Carol in middle school.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Wherever that pizza I ate on Monday was from.

41. Have you ever worn a crown? A Burger King crown.

42. What is the last thing you stapled? An intern resume to an application.

43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi? Once. For curiosity's sake. It did not make me feel any more refreshed.

44. Are you ticklish? Yes. In weird places.

45. Last time you saw fireworks? New Years Eve.

46. Last time you had a Krispey Kreme doughnut? It's been years. I foresee never eating one again. I think they're revolting.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call? Eh…Ryan?

48. Last time you parked under a carport? Personally, never.

49. Do you have a black dog? No.

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? Why, yes.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle? No.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? My baby.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck? In The Hitcher, a new film from Rogue Pictures starring Sean Bean.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Indeed. I sang “I Hate Everything About You” karaoke recently. I did fairly well, but stumbled over the fast-talking part which I'd forgotten about.

55. Do you have a little black dress? Most of my wardrobe is little and black.

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