Every one is going for this now improvise

This dude's polemic perfectly captures my annoyance with the stock “I would totally go gay for Angelina” answer that straight women seem to like to give these days. I'm glad none of my female friends are that uncreative. There are way hotter, way less crazy (or lately, less Mia Farrow) celebladies out there to go gay for. I'd like to list a few of my favorites right now:

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Of course, none of these women actually swing that way, so maybe another reason the Jolie answer is stock is because they know she plays for both teams so they have less of a chance of being rejected. Still, that's a stupid reason to choose her for an answer to an entirely hypothetical question.

Also, why is it that straight guys hardly ever have a well-thought out answer for this? Did most girls really sit around at slumber parties having naked pillow fights and experimenting with their bodies while the guys were playing video games? I never went to slumber parties past puberty so I wouldn't know.

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