here is a great gift idea

So our fundraiser is tomorrow night. We have been busy busy busy trying to make it awesome. I wish I could say making it awesome is easy. But it's not. I'm not even sure if it will work. But I can't think about that now. So I won't.

What I WILL harp on, for just a second though, is the fact that we were snubbed by the fucking Stranger AND the Seattle Weekly. What? They're too cool for zombies? It's all very high school, if you think about it. The Stranger especially are like the cool kids who hang out in the parking lot during lunch and smoke weed. But even though they are the opposite of the jocks, it's still very hard to get them to accept you. You have to find yourself playing mailbox baseball with them one Friday night and smash Old Man Wither's mail box and then get chased by Withers in his pick-up truck as he shoots at you with his rifle. Then you win them over and they realise that you're just like them. But for now, we're still just the nerdy kids in the A.V. club that they don't want to have anything to do with.

Harping over.

Holy Weirdness: I just got my hair cut by my favorite hairdresser. I haven't been in 3 months because she has been in Australia and I haven't had any money. I asked her about her trip and everything and she's talking about it and then she mentions her “boyfriend”. At first, I thought she was joking. Why? Because 3 months ago she was a lesbian with a girlfriend who she wanted to marry. But about the time when she mentioned having a “sex-fest” with her boyfriend I realised she was serious. She's not only officially FORMERLY a muff-diver, now she's MARRYING a man. She was so deliriously happy about it that she took and hour and a half to cut my hair. I walked outta there feeling really weird. I know it's not like she any less liberal than she used to be. She still has loads of tattoos and was doing her share of Bush bashing in the conversation. And I guess you can't help who you fall in love with either. But it still rubs me the wrong way for some reason. I mean, if enough lesbians convert to straightness, eventually we will just have a nation of heterosexuals and then Bush wins. And not the GOOD kind of Bush either.

Ok. Enough of that. Back to work.