Dennis Hopper was a great fucking actor. He made every speech he uttered an instant classic. I will miss him. Here are some of my favorites Hopperisms. They’re long but totally worth it. “I now pronounce you The Devil and his Shorty.” “I read a lot. Especially about things…and history. I find that shit fascinating.” [...]
Zach Attack!
Saved by the Bell might have been the most ridiculous sitcom ever, but I’ve seen every episode. Some of them several times (thank you, cable reruns!). In fact, it may have been the first thing I ever loved ironically. I still can’t bring myself to watch Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s lawyer show, and I’ve long found Jimmy [...]
MacGruber!
Cinematical reports that a MacGruber film may be in the works. They suggest that the sketch is funny in small doses but perhaps a longer format would venture into Rob Schneider territory. That would indeed be a tragedy. But I couldn’t even stand 2 minutes of Rob Schneider and I think Will Forte is one [...]
Let it Bea
Death is always sad, of course. But every once in a while, we’ll lose an actor or actress who really leaves a void. That is how I feel about Bea Arthur. She didn’t die young, but she always seemed young. Even when she starred in a series about old ladies. The Golden Girls is one [...]
Fantasy Thundertrailer
Someone called WormyT (possibly a hobo?) made a fake Thundercats trailer as an effects and editing exercise. The result is, most likely, better than the actual movie is going to be. This thing is more detailed than my fantasy casting post from two years ago. However, both include Vin Diesel.
Notter with a Beard: Jared Leto Edition
Lest you think me undiscerning, here’s someone whose appearance is NOT improved by a beard. Jared Leto always looks ridiculous and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing he can do about it. Best of luck to you, Leto! Bonus: Leto Mutilation Montage!
Stop Punishing Us!
Today the third attempt at a Punisher film is being released. That film is Punisher: War Zone and it’s getting atrocious reviews. I’m not terribly surprised. I’ve been following the progress of this film for quite some time. Though it showed early promise (new, grizzled Frank Castle; female director who acknowledged the flaws of the [...]
There’s Money to be Made
This is a good angle. When you can’t appeal to bigots via love or rationale, try money. A “star-studded cast” (John C. Reilly is a star, right?) performs Prop 8: The Musical! PS: Can N.P.H. please do musicals full time?
Haters Will Hate on You…And Make Negative Comments
This one’s for Wade. Thanks dlisted. The guy who made this also made some other silly songs and they are, naturally, all available for download. The internet!
Please Be Careful Out Theeeeeeeere
Schmader loves Cop Rock as much as me. And he should. It was pretty incredible. It’s absolutely ridiculous but everyone in the cast plays it completely straight. The result was…well, better than Trapped in the Closet. When is this gonna be on DVD?!
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