1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? Entered a beauty pageant. It was for charity! Also, most of the other contestants were drag queens. I was interview on the radio for the first time this morning. I’ll let you know how that goes. Methinks I was a drag. 2. Did [...]
2010 Year-End Meme
I don’t do memes that much anymore, but I still really like the year-end meme because it’s nice to reflect on the years as they whiz past. So let’s do this. 1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? Gave birth to and subsequently cared for a human life. Weird. I’ll [...]
If I were a hammer
It’s been a while since I’ve done a meme. I’m doing a meme. Join me, won’t you? Not sure if one is meant to answer what they’d WANT to be or what their categorical equivalent would be. I went with the latter. Though maybe I’ll answer as the former at a later date. If I [...]
Year End Meme 2009
It’s that time again… 1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before? Got knocked up. Remodeled a house. 2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I never really make New Years’ resolutions because if there’s something I want to change, why not [...]
I’m Still Young!
This test proves it. Because that noise is damned annoying. Created by Train Horn I think this is the same sound they played on our hotel roof deck in Rome to keep the pigeons away. The pigeons didn’t seem bothered by it. They must have been old pigeons.
What’s In a Name
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica Baxter 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names) Catherine Arthur 3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad) Joseph Patrick 4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Baxje 5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, [...]
Year End Meme 09 – Better Never Than Late!
1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Got married. Traveled to Italy. Performed in a band in public.
Life Experience Test
Heavy on the vices, light on the fitness. Seems about right. The Life Experience Test Overall, you have partaken in 110 out of 169 possible life experiences.Your average life experience score is therefore 65%. The average score is 51%, making your experiences more than 87% of the people who have taken this test.The average for [...]
Klostermeme XIV
Chuck Klosterman IV is rife with meme fodder. The Klostermeme series features these questions, my answers, my speculations on how Klosterman would answer and an invitation to the reader to answer these questions in the comments! While traveling on business, your spouse (whom you love) is involved in a plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. [...]
Klostermeme XIII
In honor of the release of Chinese Democracy, a day which Mr. Klosterman (and most everyone else) thought would never come, I think it’s time for another Klostermeme! Chuck Klosterman IV is rife with meme fodder. The Klostermeme series features these questions, my answers, my speculations on how Klosterman would answer and an invitation to [...]
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