My baby is in Vegas for C.E.S. Last night he saw Richard Grieco. This is one of many reasons why I want to go to Vegas.
Rite Aid Rocks
I just went to Rite Aid to buy some mailing envelopes and lo and behold, I came accross this bustier accent lamp (the item on the left, of course): It was the last of its kind, came in white and it was on sale for $10, marked down from $15. I carried it around the [...]
4200 Godzilla Plaza
I pilfered this link from Kevin Church. If any culture would be able to find the hilarious brilliance in a building shaped like a creature that has threatened their capitol in film for years, it would be the Japanese.
Celebrity Snatch
By now you may or may not have seen the pictures of a commando Britney Speares flashing her taco as she's getting out of Paris Hilton's car. Why is celebrity snatch such big news? Who knows. All I know is that I felt compelled to click through even though I already know what a vagina [...]
drum flier
My ultimate fantasy right now is to take the Toshiba printer we have at the office out into a field, a la Office Space and kick the living shit out of it. I have cleared at LEAST 100 paper jams out of it in the last two days. This thing has actually been the bane [...]
perky uncommitted
WEEKEND RECAP FRIDAY It was the night of the Mandatory Holiday Office Party for my company. I was kind of dreading it based on how much I LOOOOOVE spending every day of my life with my co-workers. But it turned out to be not so bad. For one thing, free food and drink. The free [...]
You did it
Let me set the scene a little bit. The others in this office enjoy a bit of revelry from time to time. And by time to time, I mean ALL the time. Several times a day you can hear loud laughter and clapping coming from behind closed office doors. I am never a part of [...]
him, and very solemnly,
This is funny. Last week, after Boss Man let me stew over the prospect of not getting a receptionist for a few days, he called me into his office. I won’t bore you with too much of the details, but the gist is that he realized that the Lil’est Dictator DOESN’T DO ANYTHING while the [...]
I lose again
A few months ago, when I got my raise and “promotion”, one of the terms of said promotion was that when we moved to the new office, we would hire a new receptionist, and I would no longer have to sit at the front counter. This would fully usher me in to the Portfolio Administrator [...]
Feel good concussion (part 1)
WEEKEND RECAP FRIDAY Boss Man decided we needed a little company retreat, so my Friday started on his speed boat with my co-workers. We cruised around Lake Washington and had a grand old time taking turns being pulled in the tube behind the boat. Everyone had a grand old time except for the Lil’est Dictator, [...]
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