If someone turns this Cakewreck Fail into a LOLCat, the blog on which it is posted will turn into a black hole and suck all of existence into it. Please don’t let that happen.

If someone turns this Cakewreck Fail into a LOLCat, the blog on which it is posted will turn into a black hole and suck all of existence into it. Please don’t let that happen.
This Old Spice ad:
Any Neil Patrick Harris endorsement works on me. I just bought 12.
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From Towerload.
This mug, from the Red Robin restaurant chain, is one of the mugs that floats around my office.
When I first saw it, I thought, “That’s awfully racist”. It is, after all, making light of slavery. But then again, it might only be as racist as Robinson Crusoe himself. Does that instead make it funny? [...]
Yes please.
Potential campaign slogan:
“A little bit of Energon and a lot of change”.
Please post further slogan suggestions in the comments.
Other good running mate suggestions found here via one of my new favorite Sloggers.
Best Week Ever Blog has the heads up on Sad Kermit, in which our favorite frog shows us that his emo song-stylings were actually a cry for help.
There is much to marvel at in this video including realistic muppet guitar playing and shaving. But what I really want to know is, how in the [...]
Pilfered from Slog. I wish I knew how to make these things. I could add the ones from The Brothers Solomon and The Devil’s Rejects.
…Is using the promotional website for the upcoming Judd Apatow movie, Knocked Up called The Babymaker. Here is the result of my playing god, whom I have dubbed Galen Tyrol Baxter Brugos. It's a boy:
He would be kind of cute if he had less blotchy skin and full eyebrows. Oh well. I guess [...]
Steve Guttenberg and a cute doggie wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter Countdown Clock