She’s All Ears

ANTM Cycle 11 continues to entertain with the makeover episode. And I was on board with almost all of the end results (I even warmed up to Elina’s transformation into Tori Amos…eventually).
But McKey’s (Mmmmkay?) never worked for me. The black hair is nice, and probably more versatile than her bright red hair but why [...]

ANTM: The Eleventh Time’s a Charm

As per usual, I sat down with a group of friends to watch the new cycle of America’s Next Top Model. I expected Tyra take the crazy up another notch. I expected a bunch of dumb little strips of bacon to embarrass themselves in front of a panel of judges. I even expected the tranny [...]

First Impressions of 90210 TNG

More like 9021-Oh my god what did I just watch?
Yes, I watched the original and I know it wasn’t exactly high drama, but damn was it entertaining. The clothes! The hair! David Silver’s white rapping and b-boy dancing! Very special episodes! It earnestly campy and that’s why it worked.
But the two hour pilot [...]

Jensen Ackles: Food Actor

The brilliant food acting of Jensen Ackles is pretty much the best reason to watch Supernatural.

Also sometimes people die bloody deaths. But mostly it’s the food acting.

Goodnight Moon(light)

Questions brought up by TV’s Moonlight whilst watching the series finale.

1. Why are vampires brought into an orgasmic state and vamp out when they drink blood from humans, but can drink blood from a glass like it’s a fine Cabernet?
2. Why are the human lady friends so appalled by the fact that [...]

Dancing with the Stars Proves America is a Jerk

I never got into viewer-decided competition programming. I have still never seen an episode of American Idol though I’m still well averse in the vocabulary. I know all about Simon, Paula, Ryan Seacrest, William Hung, etc. I couldn’t ignore it if I tried. And believe me, I have tried.
Consequently, I was never interested in Dancing [...]

Time Sucker Re: Time Sucking

Pilfered from the great Maura_F.
Empire Magazine's list of the “50 Greatest TV Shows” ever.
1. Bold the shows you've watched every episode of
2. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of
3. Post your answers
50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex & The City (This show offends me.) [...]

West to East

Jesus Christ. How many Twin Peaks alums did Dawson's Creek employ anyway? So far I count 3:

Know Your Way Around Third Earth

Dushku!

I'm going to ignore how terrible and “Dark Angely” this sounds and just be happy that Whedon and Co. are returning to television. For now.