Thanks to beard prevalence, SXSW 09 was much sexier than in past years. 2009 is definitely the Year of the Beard. Not a full beard, but it has potential. And a rock star to boot! Beard vs. beard. And a snazzy dresser! Hands off, ladies. This one’s all mine.
Hotter with a Beard: Joshua Jackson Edition
He was clean shaven on Dawson’s Creek but on Fringe he is all scruff and girl, it works. Joshua Jackson is a somewhat inexplicable longtime crush of mine. He’s not a terrific actor but he’s pretty good with the sarcastic quips and that’s how everyone spoke on Dawson’s Creek. He and Michelle Williams were the [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Ryan Gosling Edition
I never really got the Ryan Gosling “thing”. I tried to watch The Notebook and couldn’t finish it. It was just SO melodramatic. And both main characters seemed half retarded. It was like watching a remake of The Other Sister. But he sure looks cute with a beard. And he seems like kind of a [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Corrections and Retractions
Oh noes! It was bad enough that Joaquin Phoenix lost his ever-loving, dyslexic mind and verbally abused reporters on the red carpet. But now he’s let it go to his beard. I still maintain that he looked cute the day he announced his retirement from male model-…er…acting. But he has neglected to do any beard [...]
Notter with a Beard: Keanu Reeves Edition
You can debate his acting ability (seriously, it’s debatable) but you can’t deny the fact that Keanu Reeves is a handsome man. Most of the time. He’s aging well and doesn’t appear to be hitting the b-tox. But this beard is doing nothing for him. If you have large patches of lower face which do [...]
Notter with a Beard: Jared Leto Edition
Lest you think me undiscerning, here’s someone whose appearance is NOT improved by a beard. Jared Leto always looks ridiculous and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing he can do about it. Best of luck to you, Leto! Bonus: Leto Mutilation Montage!
Hotter with a Beard: Jason Priestly Edition
His camp turn on Tru Calling rekindled my crush on Jason Priestly. And re-watching all the old Beverly Hills 90210 episodes on SoapNet reminds me how it started. He was hilarious on that show and the only character who was never annoying. J.P. is hot with a beard, but he’s also adorable clean-shaven. He’s the [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Hugh Jackman Edition
Once again, Lindy West has crawled inside my brain and perfectly summed up my feelings with utmost hilarity. She’s absolutely the funnier version of me. I guess that makes her my nemesis though I have no desire to defeat her and my fist-shaking in her general direction is minimal. I have always felt this way [...]
Hotter with a Beard: Peter Sarsgaard Edition
In fact, both halves of the HaalGaards are looking mighty fetching. I wish I could have them over for a lovely old timey dinner party, even though it seems like Peter might keep insisting on asking everyone about their childhoods and relationships with their mothers.
Hotter With a Beard: Joaquin Phoenix Edition
Picture taken from a story about Joaquin’s announcement at a Paul Newman memorial that he is retiring from acting. I wonder if he said that he was pretty sure there is more to life than being a really really really ridiculously good actor and he plans on finding out what that is. I bet you [...]
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